I have a black eye
Went to the Arizona State Uni vs University of Southern California American football game yesterday. I was doing the cougar prowl among the hot college boys, when my boyfriends son was jumped on by a bunch of guys. Of course the old man got involved and when he went down I got in there. Punched out 3 guys before getting hit myself and the cops breaking it up!
My first fight since school!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:58, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You seem like a very violent person.
Have you tried one of those "Anger Issues for Dummys" books?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Just a case of
don't fuck with the people I care about
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Okay, okay, I'll support the "cougar"s from now on, just please don't hit me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Outstanding Internet hardmanning here.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)

It's a girl

(__, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Brilliant
It's a sort of hardman-panderseek.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Did you roar off in your Honda Accord before getting sucking off by an aspergic supermodel whilst snorting coke off a stripper's tits afterwards?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:47, Reply)

I doubt she was sucked off by an aspergic supermodel

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)

maybe the supermodel
sucked the penny out of her cats throat.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:06, Reply)

What the fuck are you talking about, man?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:28, Reply)