I have a black eye
Went to the Arizona State Uni vs University of Southern California American football game yesterday. I was doing the cougar prowl among the hot college boys, when my boyfriends son was jumped on by a bunch of guys. Of course the old man got involved and when he went down I got in there. Punched out 3 guys before getting hit myself and the cops breaking it up!
My first fight since school!
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You seem like a very violent person.
Have you tried one of those "Anger Issues for Dummys" books?
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Just a case of
don't fuck with the people I care about
( Batshitmentalist being not quite so batshit since, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Okay, okay, I'll support the "cougar"s from now on, just please don't hit me.

( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Outstanding Internet hardmanning here.

( ]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)

It's a girl

( Peter Davison http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Brilliant
It's a sort of hardman-panderseek.
( ]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Did you roar off in your Honda Accord before getting sucking off by an aspergic supermodel whilst snorting coke off a stripper's tits afterwards?

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:47, Reply)

I doubt she was sucked off by an aspergic supermodel

( Vipros too orangey for crows, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)

maybe the supermodel
sucked the penny out of her cats throat.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:06, Reply)

What the fuck are you talking about, man?

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 18:28, Reply)