I'm all shook up, having just been involved in an altercation.
I caught a scrawny yoof trying to liberate stuff from the back of my van.
When I challenged him (oy, what the fuck?) instead of doing el nasho grande he decided to attack me!
I'm not the smallest of blokes so was a little surprised by this course of action.
There was a minor tussle and the scrawny yoof found himself on the ground with, I suspect, a couple of broken ribs. I came out of it unharmed but my right hand is a little sore.
I really did thump him about as hard as I could, seriously conscious of trying to hurt him rather than just defend myself. This disturbs me.
I feel a bit sick now.

What has disturbed you today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, 32 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The fact you didn't put the boot in a little bit too
feckin toerag! But, I suppose broken ribs is fair enough.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You're going to get arrested for assault.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

"seriously conscious of trying to hurt him rather than just defend myself"
this is a great thing to have archieved online, lol you're going down.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

He's replied to no-one here.
I'm guessing he has a very long ignore list.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I bet he's trying to find other websites to admit to crimes on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ALSO:
Why is everyone on QOTW over 6'0'' tall and a MASSIVE hard man?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not.
Clearly, I don't belong.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm over 6ft, and large
but I'm a terrible coward, does that skew your statistics somewhat?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Me too
About 6'2 and I wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Though that's mainly just because it would be a fairly pointless thing to do...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

So it is all lies!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I don't know.
I just AM, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

you are Elvis Presley
AICMfucking terrible film career
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

it was alright up to GI Blues

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Discovering that Honda made vans.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

"I like this"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Fantastic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

This wins Friday.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm the best thing on the internet today.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Was he trying to steal the bodies out of your van?
This is most unusual behaviour!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Not if they are sexy bodies.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

A valid point
It must have been sexy bodies then, that's the only explanation.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Another case solved.
Great job Flim-Flam.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

They don’t call me Inspector Flim-Flam for nothing.
Hurhurhur inspector flim-flam sounds a bit like inspect ‘er flim-flam. Rudes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

QOTW is not a home to innuendo and smut...
...so stop that right now or I will be forced to give you a stiff...talking to.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I was walking down the road
past the back of this open van when all of a sudden this bloke screams at me, and I can smell the alcohol fumes from a good five yards away, and then attacks me. I end up on the floor with him hammering at my ribs, I'm seriously concerned that I've broken one or two of them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

OH NOES!
Could it be a case of mistaken identity? Tune in to next weeks episode as we follow Al recovering in hospital… will he ever walk again? Who could have done this to such a lovely man?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

walk wank.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Oh he’ll find a way I’m sure.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Pahahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Needless to say, you had the last laugh.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You should have rolled him for cash and drugs...
...you big shirter.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Vigilante justice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)