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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I'm not entirely sure how it happened
But I once managed to run over my own finger while skateboarding.

It hurt quite a lot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:43, 7 replies)
Everybody on here is a proper fucking Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:46, closed)
For the younger readers, Benny was the character played by Doctor Shambolic in the long-running
TV soap Crossroads. I say he played Benny but from all accounts his part was more autobiographical.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:42, closed)
alright, Brian Harvey?

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Shame it wasn't your neck.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:39, closed)
Once again Battered, you make what you think is a witty 'joke' which is physically impossible to actually happen.
A little less time wanking over your taselled loafers and 4 hour long coke sessions with R*chel*wipe and perhaps cutting down on the two bottles of port a night and you might gain the ability to make witty and cutting remarks on a moribund 'comedy' website.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:22, closed)
Anyway, same thing happened to me. Except it wasn't a skateboard, it was a bath and an erection
and I am not sure how it happened but I pissed in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:47, closed)
It happens to us all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:32, closed)

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