Traveling companion cock
I was travelling a few years back with a bloke who claimed to be my mate but was more of a loner, only truly close to one or two people. He always acted super serious and quite frankly pushed me around a bit. Depending on his mood the slightest thing could having picking fight or choking someone.

While we where on the road, we bumped into a bunch of fellow travellers and Cockhead took a real interest in the only girl in their group. After the usual blow up that always eventuated and we parted ways the girl came with us. She had no interest in my fucked witted companion and spurned every approach. It was obvious what he wanted, and that he would do just about anything to get it.

He finished up offering her massive drugs and when that didn't work he resorted to bribes and threats. Eventually it all went down in public with "Mr. I don't take no for answer drain face" threatening to harm her family and friends. She had told him where she lived before I think and you could tell she was scared. All things considered she was actually a pretty hard chick and had a body every teenage boy (and probably some chicks) wanted to get their hands on.

With what looked like no other choice she gave in.

Once he had what he wanted the cunt blew up her home planet, and I said "that escalated quickly" but, no one heard.

TL/DR: Read the fucken story
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:01, 8 replies)

lol, doctor who

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:04, closed)

I hate star trek

(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:05, closed)

Didn't he blow up their daughters home planet?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:10, closed)

Wrong movie

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:15, closed)

this sentence almost as much makes sense as

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:26, closed)

Off you must fuck young puddy puller

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 12:28, closed)

I'm pretty sure that this escalated slowly...
Over the course of a number of films.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 15:08, closed)

short circuit -> the search for spock -> rambo: first blood -> anal cumsluts 3

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 19:05, closed)

No that happened after but, before

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 22:50, closed)