This reminds me of...
A friend of mine was dating a complete psycho woman who was even more psychotic when drunk.

On the way out of a restaurant we were stood at the bottom of a flight of stairs and turned round to see the mad woman fall down stairs (good job she was pissed or it would have really hurt).

As she landed she stood up and screamed "You pushed me!!" ...at my mate.... who had stood at the bottom of the stairs and watched her fall.
(Barnetboy, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:35, 2 replies)

I think I that must be my ex
I often used to stay in with her kids so she could go out and have a social life. On one of these evenings, which was very definitely toward the end of our relationship, she kicked off into one of her psychotic rants. Sod this, I thought, and walked out.

A few seconds later she came out of the house, ran past me, turned, and screamed that she couldn't believe I'd be such a bastard as to actually leave the children alone in the house; not only that, but I'd apparently even left the front-door wide open, too.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:10, closed)

this^
is the reason why i hang around with blokes. most women i know are fucking mental.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:15, closed)

No wonder there's so many gays about, it's the safest option.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:43, closed)

we're not all mental
just the mental ones.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, closed)