I hate listening to young children trying to master humour. They've heard jokes, and have a hazy understanding of the structure - but despite their very earnest efforts, never quite hit the mark. The results are invariably excruciating, and yet they persevere, endlessly, until their audience is curled into a foetal ball of reflected awkwardness, embarrassment and shame. I've nothing against the kids themselves - they have to start somewhere, life's a learning curve, and so forth - but it reminds me of reading your posts.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:47, 7 replies)

tl;dr
summary please

(apart from "HP is a smart-arse sperglord who loves the sound of his own voice", that much is obvious)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:51, closed)

I've nothing against kids themselves either - you, however are a monumental spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:19, closed)

The interrupting sheep joke being a prime example.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:32, closed)

I find it better to laugh along with them,
and join in with the joke telling. That way, they learn now it works. "Reflected awkwardness, embarrassment and shame" will only wreck their self-confidence.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:46, closed)

But that's the fun part.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:01, closed)

You're wasting your breath here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 May 2013, 16:38, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:29, closed)

You've got proper mental issues.
Don't breed.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:36, closed)

It's almost like he hates anyone who tries to make jokes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 May 2013, 7:21, closed)

Has this sub-thread gone as well as you'd hoped?
A simple "yes" or "no" will do.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:01, closed)

It's gone as I expected. Check you, though - so incensed by a mild rebuke that you've been angrily monitoring the thread for four entire days, leaping in with a masterfully crafted 'nyah nyah' noise now a couple of talktards have donned their shining tinfoil armour and cantered in on their Shetland destriers to ineffectually raise their fliddy little arms for your cause.

Also - I got more replies than you =D
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:42, closed)

Comedy gold.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:21, closed)

Are we cribbing our replies from Usbourne's "My First 1000 Shit Zingers", now? Very well.

u r upset on the internet lolz
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:08, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1809489
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:10, closed)

{img src="http://www.myfirst1000shitzingers.com/hilariouspictureofstevemcdonald.png"}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:21, closed)

I think we can close b3ta now - this interesting, pithy, perfectly-punctuated retort has rendered all further postings pointless.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:30, closed)

psst -
"perfectly punctuated" isn't hyphenated.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:41, closed)

You do know that trolling is supposed to make other people look like cunts, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:26, closed)

I've got that covered. I'm compiling a list of the posts I've disliked - and when I think I have enough, I'll put some links to them in my profile.

That'll show everyone who's boss.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:49, closed)