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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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My mate Gordon ran off with my girlfriend.
He's a moron.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:37, 9 replies)
Did he drive an Austin Ambassador Y reg?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:43, closed)
Clearly
A man with no morals.
(immadme, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 15:15, closed)
unlucky, John

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:45, closed)
I'll get my mate Terry to flatten him.

(McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:53, closed)
I believe they're already acquainted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:57, closed)
I heard he's also
A bit of a puff
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:37, closed)
Skem is Gordon?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:45, closed)
Forget it, she's a slag
The number of people who are intimately familiar with the lyrics of a novelty pop record from 1978 is quite worrying...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, closed)

Did you cry all the way to the chip shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:03, closed)

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