All of the experiences with all of everyone's mums who I have fucked on here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:46, closed)

Christ.
You fantasize about my mum when you wank? You're pretty fucked up, mate.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:47, closed)

The last fanny you touched was your mums when you came out of it.
More like A Virginalbond
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:57, closed)

No it wasn't it was YOUR mum's
just now.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:11, closed)

So 0 then.
Cool story bro.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:47, closed)

Classic post having-your-mum-fucked denial going on here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:57, closed)

I only had two dads. :-(

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41, closed)

What's your story this week TMT?

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55, closed)

[SERIOUSLY MADE CRITIQUE OF YOUR GIVEN ANSWER]

(Jam Master etc, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

JMG!

(Misery McUglywife is the text equivalent of Charlie Brown's teacher, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:03, closed)

*Finger Guns*

(Jam Master etc, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:05, closed)

I'M AN ORPHAN SO THE JOKES ON YOU FATTY!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:15, closed)

THAT'S NOTHING I WAS GROWN IN A TEST TUBE

(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:02, closed)

Did she do that thing with the corn on her big toe?

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:31, closed)

I hope you where polite enough to leave a decent tip because by the power of greyskull if you didn't i shaoll be forced to talk to you sternly over the internet!
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, closed)