I heard that English people are allowed to shoot Scottish people with their longbows
if they see any in the streets after dark.
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

/uses space as a convenient place to avoid making new post
Goodnight all. I go to bed more informed about where you fellows can shoot who and more afraid of your mighty longbows.
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

Superb
*digs out longbow*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

really?
now should I fear for my life or break out the longbow.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

One of your villagers has moved into my town.
/animal theft blog
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

Which one?
Would you like to take some of mine? They annoy the pants off me.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Static.
And I would, but my wi-fi is borked at the moment so it cannot be done.
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

I have
Tabby
Filbert
Rowan
Queenie
Mathilda
Victoria
Margie
and Angus. I had Poncho but he fucked off.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

I have
Wolfgang
Lily
Monique
Stitches
Bluebear
Static (replaced Goose)
Elmer
and Roald.

I'll trade Monique, Elmer and Roald, as I hate them.
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

Swop you for
Angus, Queenie and Filbert (the little fucking bumgay. "Fashion Lad" indeed!)
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)

what the
fuckety fuck fuck fuck are you fuckers blathering on about?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

No, you can't
trade Blathers.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)

I wouldn't want to trade Blathers anyway.
Owls are cool.
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

Bit pointless,
seeing as EVERY village has a Blathers. I wish KK and Pascal would visit more often though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

have you shot down the UFO yet
with gulliver in it? I always forget to take my sling shot out with my so I miss it.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

Have you tried going to the area North-East?
It takes a little while but it's worth it. They have that thing there with the things.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

He's never been to my village yet.
The cunt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

I don't know, but it's probably illegal

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)

Out of context, it's a worryingly scary conversation

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

They're playing a sort of networked Sims game on their DS things
I believe the names are characters who can be traded: like slaves, or Colombian drug mules if you will
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

no they can choose
to go live in someone elses village though if they think you are a bit shit.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

So...
like the two islands on Shipwrecked then?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

Ahahahahaha.
You watch Shipwrecked? You have gone down in my estimation sir.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)

I have
Rolf
Pompom
Baabara
Sally
Drake
Alli
Kid Cat
Snake

Rolf, pompom, and Drake are my faves, and I have pompom's and sally's pics
( newg rum n coke, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

I like all my villagers at th moment.
Only Kabuki had given me his photo though.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

I have 2 photos!
*is better than you*
*has too many trees, apparently*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)

I don't have enough trees
I plant some every day and it's never enough. I have nearly paid off my last room though.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

I think
it's because I have too many clustered together. I still have huge gaps in my village, and I've only just got my second room. Found a coconut this morning though.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

I have all the fruits
apart from bananas which I think might not be in this one.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

you are all mad.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

It's not, I checked.

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)

I have
peaches, apples, pears and cherries. How am I doing?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)

*checks*
Not counting coconuts and acorns, you're only missing oranges.
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

you need
oranges and coconuts
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

With a bit of luck
I should have a coconut tree by friday. Planted the coconut just above the sand by the beach.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

I stole a coconut from flurokitty.
I'm working on turning my shores into a tropical paradise.
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

was it boone?
I have had an influx of new animals recently none of them have told me where they are from though.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

The only one I have had move out is Goose.
Do you have him?
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

ooh are you lot on animal crossing DS?
I'll dig out my code
( newg rum n coke, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)

nope I have
Kody
Kabuki
Nan
Sally
Mint
Peanut
Lucky
Antonio
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

I find it strange, that
between us all we don't have a single identical villager.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

I have sally.
So that blows that theory out the water.

Newg
Hobotron
3050-0804-2660
( newg rum n coke, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

You cloning bastard.
I'd go on wifi but that would involve going to McDonalds.

/lack of broadband coverage
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

Is McWifi free?
*gets in car and takes laptop to investigate*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

It is for DS,
but nothing else.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

*bookmarks*
I will add you when I get home, I need to go to one more new village to have a chance at getting the whistle.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

the what now?

Send me your code/name/village once you get home

team(DOT)newg(ATT)gmail(DOT)com
( newg rum n coke, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)

I heard that
if you go to 4 different villages and sell 50 fossils to Nook then he gives you a whistle that you can use and kappy comes and tales you to the island.
might all be bollocks though but I don't know because even though I have had 5 people visit me I have only been to 3 places.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

That's probably
a load of shite.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

only in york

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

This.
And you have to do it from the city walls.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

And sadly* the national laws regarding murder
take priority over local statutes and byelaws.

*at least, sadly for Celt exterminators
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

Arse.
*puts away crossbow*

edit: What if the arrow tip just lightly grazes their eyeball?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

now now
you'll have someone's eye out with that

:)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

I find that phrase to be terribly overdramatic.

Has anyone actually ever had someone's eye out with anything you suspect could get someone's eye out?
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

I thoughtn it was Welshies within the city walls of Chester

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

also true

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

I thought it was welshers crossing a bridge into england

( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

well either way it is
an excuse to hurt welshers*


I have been in germany too long as I spelt that welsChers
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

mmm
this real/pretend law sounds interesting......

*ponders*
( jenpots, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

*sends you to the nawty step*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

bah
not scared of the nawty step!
Its mine now anyways!! I wrote my name on it last time i was there (i did have an hour to kill in there).
( jenpots, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

You've been on the nawty step?
You rebel! What did you do?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

i've been on the nawty step
TWO TIMES!!
And cos i dared to have an opinion that a MOD didn't agree on. Cunts.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

You missed the excitement that
was Mykeygate on Friday night ?
( FoldsFive, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

I did!
I was busy drinking too much with my sister!

What happened?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

I think a spazz back is in order, sir
'twould take too long to explain
( FoldsFive, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

Linky?

( diffy maybs, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

Don't have one
I'm afraid
( FoldsFive, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

linky? lazy
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

dri bo
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

Hello!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hiya chap :)

( FoldsFive, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

I did
*settles into chair* tell me all, young man...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

I believe the law to which you are referring
is actually shooting welshers over a river.
( CowJam, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

Nobody can be arsed though

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

You can shoot the Welsh
after midnight if they are within the city of Chester.
( Dobsky, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

But seriously,
who'd want to go to Chester anyway?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Or come from Wales?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

Absolutely true.
It was introduced in the Bastard Scottishers Act (2004). You should see what we're allowed to do when the Fackin' Aussies Act (2006) comes into force!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

*moves to West London in preparation*

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)

careful you don't start on jean claude van damme by accident,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

You heard from an ill-informed prick
and believing it would make you a gullible fool.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Only if you have at least one foot against your well
This stops you shooting them at random, but implies they're trying to steal from you - and I think it's the Welsh.
( FoldsFive, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)