Ode to Fork
Fork fork fork fork fork
Your name rhymes with cork.
And torque. And spork.
Forky fork
On talk

You love my poems
Because you want to be me.
You wish you could create beauty with words
Like I just did diddly dee.

And look now,
I am going to write a word and leave it hanging;
Sustinence.

You liked that didn't you baby.
You like my words like beef and gravy.
You want me to rhyme you to aesthetic orgasm.
Fork versed by baldmonkey to sexy spasm.

Take my toys to the hill
I will play with you there.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

AARDVARK!!
YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU TERRIBLE CUNT?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

Hurrah!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

The word 'aardvark'
is, in my mind, permanently associated with dodgy companies that call themselves AAAAAAARDVARK REMOVALISTS or whatever to get in the front of the phone book listings.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

1.1.1.1.1.1.1.11..1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1AAAAAA
Fucking Taxis Limited.
( charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

I will have to post HARDER
just to get myself into your mental associations instead of dodgy companies.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

Aaaron A Aardvark.
First citizen in the Mega-City 1 phone book. Executed in person by Chief Judge Cal.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

I really do love you.

( Malchick, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

I believe you, chick.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

Thanks Spangolin.
Thangolin.
( Malchick, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

Malchick.
What is Malchick?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

A naughty naughty chicken.
Naughty chicken.
Hee hee pointing at.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

No you Malchick up.
No you.

No you.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

hehe^^
pointer chick
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

MALCHAOS!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

We just don't know.

( Malchick, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

So do I.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)