Which /talk member could you beat in a fistfight?
I'm new here, and I need to figure my place out on the pecking order.

ALTERNATIVELY

If you don't like violence, who could you beat at a game of Risk?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Most of the women.
Not all.
( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Not you or Maggie obviously.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Fucking A.

( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm sorry Mini T.
Please don't beat me.
( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

That's better.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I was just trying to be a big man for once.
I could probably only beat vampirecat. As long as I got the first punch in.
( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I'd kick yer arse, on the otherhand.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

For a minute there I thought that said lick.

( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

thought hoped
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I could take that cunt, JackAction.
I heard he's a right poof.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ryan Bury
I hear he's a chubby cunt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'd have you.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Yeah, but we'd be pretending
just so that we can touch.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

*wrestles totally non-homoerotically*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

urrr easty....
i'm hard.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

up for cyber gaz me

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

:'(

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

GAY PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's a double negative.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

GAY HOMO PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ha, homo sapien
So it's still double negative.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

GAY HOMO PUFF NANCY.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

*quiet cough*
I know you are but what am I.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

yeah you are

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Takes one to know one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Oh you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Well see this.
This is me taking YOUR ball and going off to fuck YOU girlfriend.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You see this?
These are MY balls inside YOUR mum's mouth.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

That's not my mum.
That's your mum.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yeah, but your mum's having sloppy seconds.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Wait, my mum has a cock now?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

What about a fight though?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I couldn't care less
I don't need to win anything
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Okay,
Can I say i could beat you at Risk then?

You seem nice enough, but I need the kudos.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I could beat the shit out of this pacifist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

hahahha
LOSER!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Probably none of them
All the little girls are also quite fighty.
( in vino veritas, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'd Risk the fuck out of Gonzo.
"attaking rushia with 6 armys"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Easty, moohalaa, minimum fuss, hexachordal
(all the gayers)
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

You could halfpunch me, mind

(__, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

He'd tire himself out with that face of yours.
I's did a funneh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Nobody could ever get tired of punching Friz in the face.

( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Trufax dat.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Are you the hardest b3ta gay?

( nick the greek, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I'd like to be able to take that title.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

and by title you mean cock.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I always mean cock.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

PUFF

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I don't know.
It would be fun finding out.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Any Terrible Internet Bully
Some one needs to stand up to them!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

i'm so strong that i once punched a man clean in two

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

into what?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

a pile of ash

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

How will they record music now.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Do you drive a Honda Accord?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

i drive two, one on top of the other

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Ahh I drive two as well
Side by side, and I stand one foot on each roof like a cowboy with two horses.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'd beat McDoof in a hot minute.
I'm from a bigger town.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

And by from a bigger town
you mean bigger cock.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

This is very true.
As that's exactly how it works in the rules invented by me.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Wotcher, Mr. Doof.

( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I could beat most of them in a fight.
I'm well hard me.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

This is true.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

So am I, now.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

With more JACKACTION and less EASTY
www.b3ta.com/talk/6243344
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

You would crush my head like a grape between your bosom.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Blimey, I had a dream like this the other day.
It was a combination of sexiness and scariness.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I bet it was!

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

I'm a lover
not a fighter.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

This
Well, not so much a lover as 'tolerant'.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

tolerantshit
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Shut it
or I'll smack you.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I never understood why people say 'shut up with your opinion or I'll hit you'

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Because when they said it you couldn't hear them?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Perhaps
because your opinion is shit?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

I don't believe anybody's said it to me
I've heard it being said. And saying somebody's opinion is shit is an opinion itself.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

you're like effing sophocles
has anyone tapped you up yet for the reith lectures?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

I'll batter the lot of you, honest,
you first, as a sort of initiation.

I've never actually played Risk, I don't really want to either.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Too cool, me.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

the ones without arms

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

head
wand
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Hello The Orthorities

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

HELLO
Derek Monte.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)