I'm guessing none of you had family in Germany in WWII
or if you did they were on the 'right' side were they?

If any of you had any idea you wouldn't make flippant jokes like this. I'm all up for jokes, I really am but there is always a line. Always.
(got 99 problems but a witch ain't one, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)

WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE.
Fuck off now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)

CUNTY KNOCKERS

(King of Beers living the dream, in his head, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)

I did
and I can still make jokes.
( jenpots, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)

I don't log in for a few days, and this is the shit I come back to?
Poor trolling, sir.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)

thanks mate
my great grandad didn't cut through wire to get what he thought was cheese, only to find it was soap.

You cunt.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)

M'lud. I present Exhibit A.
The internet. A serious place.

I'll have you know, My grandad died in a concentration camp in WWII.
Fell out of a lookout tower, la de da de da.
( FoldsFive, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)

M'lud, in defense
i believe we r beeing trolled
( magnum, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

With my old and addled brain, I can barely tell these days.

( FoldsFive, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

What? My grandad died in a concentration camp in WWII.
Fell out of the guard tower.
( Druid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

after he dropped his soap?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

Beaten by Dave. Shameful.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

You know what's annoying? Not that, but that my wireless connection went, and it took
three clicks to get it to post.
Beaten by technology.
( Druid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

shit, did we have the same grandfather?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

it seems my side lost, fucking jews still about

( mongychops, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

Plenty of work left
fucking bignosed cunts need their fucking shit fucking right up. I might sponsor one of them Hamas raghead cunts, they blow their shit right up all over cunts.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)

whoa whoa whoa





raghead?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)

What's New Pussycat

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)

my grandfather died in a concentration camp




he fell from a lookout tower
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

Oh, Del :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

Christ
Not being funny, but if you're here, you should be able to deal with the banter. If you don't like it, you know what to do.

It will probably end in wobblings though
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

What the fuck is this shit?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

Oh shut up for fuck sake.
Maybe you should have lurked a bit more?

You're all up for jokes, eh? I bet you laugh and tell dead celeb jokes which could be offensive to a lot of people.

But OH! When you hear something you don't fucking like online, you go all moody serious cunt.


FUCKING HELL it's shit on here tonight. All the new people are shit, not one of you has made me fucking smile yet.

Although I'm willing to bet a good few quid of my horrendous dole money that the two new L plates are some 'hilarious' second accounts.


Cunts. Stupid fucking cunts.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

would you mind passing me some zyklon b?
it's a gas.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)

Only if you give me some JewBeGone (Rubicon) fruit juice.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)

Wut?
I have trouble putting on weight so I look like a Belsen victim all the time, fecking thyroid.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

I did, but they're all dead now, so it doesn't matter, does it?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

I still get income from loot old uncle Deiter stashed in Switzerland back in the day
Big old sacks of fillings, no questions asked
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAAAAA!
I did!
Poland and Germany as a matter of fact!
MY UNCLE VOZ A NAZI!!!!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)

troll fail

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)

I tell you what...
Here is the line

___________________________________________________

You stand over there, and we'll stand over here.
KTHNXBAI!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)

Go back to hayda classes where you can eat motza balls and wank over the tora, you massive schmuck.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake, you stupid fucking twat
come over here and have a look around. Then you can whinge and moan. But you're not here. You're there, behind your keyboard, whinging and whining and throwing your family heritage around. For fuck's sake, I bet if your deceased relatives could drag themselves out of whatever cinder pit their remains were left in, they'd club you round the head with their charred femur for being a humourless dickhead. Now fuck off, you high-horsed wanker.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)

You know, Grrr,
I've always admired your posts. You're frequently the voice of cold hard reason on here. And that's why I'm clicking this, in the hope it gets populared.
Cheers, you cynical funny bastard, you.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)