WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!! iPad does have keyboard?!im not a fan of the ipad or apple one bit, but im sure it has a onscreen keyboard! why is everyone threating about lack of keyboard!
and if it dont, GOOD! the suckers who buy the iPad (iFad more like, it'll be forgot about soon) can spend more getting a keyboard!AHGHAAAHHA lol XD
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I'm not singing itlast time i did well i won't go into it. suffice to say that the church organ won't play any of the lower notes properly now and the girl that does the flower arranging is still being kept in quarantine
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What?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29,
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THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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Oh you wrote by instead of buyYou really are a retard.
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SuperMatt, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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And a load of meaningless horseshitinstead of words.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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my keyboard on my laptop is a bit nackered....is that ironic?... hmmmm..
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No. No it isn't.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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if it's only four figuresI'm afraid that's not going to cut it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:36,
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I have 4 more than Stevebut 3 less than Harry.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:39,
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A+ HarryGo to the head of the class....and punch him.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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but then Steve has -2 spoons.antispoons, if you will. Tricky.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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what we need to dois find out who he owes these spoons to, perhaps set up an internet petition and raise the spoons to help out
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DO STARVING MUSLIMS KNOW IT'S CHRISTMASTIME?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:50,
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we can get bob geldof involvedand he can demand everyones forking money
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At least there are no spelling mistakes in his sig...oh. Wait.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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fucking hellthis is a troll, right? I mean, no-one can REALLY actually be this retarded?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31,
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I dunnoI work with someone who would probably post like that.
Hello Dr Badger. How are you today?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:32,
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Just back from the hospital AGAINbut otherwise tip-top, my fiery princess. And how are you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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Oof. How's the face shaping up?I'm pretty good. Things are a okay. Seeing my girlfriends for gossip and chat and wine and new baby squeeeeing about later on and then away to the seaside for a few days with Double F. Things are pretty sweet at the moment.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:38,
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mostly "meh"but with added "might need one less operation than I thought and there is a tiny possibility I might be able to get it done on the NHS rather than shell out £10K for it"
And I'm off to That London tomorrow then flying to Grenoble for FUCKING SKI. I've just bought some gloves with a little joystick that remote controls my iPod touch. GET THE FUCK IN.
*sweet holiday fives*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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true enough.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:46,
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do you?do you really?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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It can't run more than one app at a timethat's almost acceptable on the iphone, but not something meant to be more of a computer.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34,
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You morron.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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Good stuffI have no idea what you are talking about.
These people will love you though:
www.c4mbodia.com
Post there, they love techie stuff
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WOW!!the negativity of you guys is just pouring into the comments, thank you for your pathetic criticisms, you crazy lil keyboard warriors!
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HeyI was being nice
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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This place is quite stroppy and cliquey at times.Just make sure your posts read well and make sense when you read them back to yourself.
Else, try and read the newest post at the top and follow the conversations down (and across) the board and get a feel for the posting style here.
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moohalaa, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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and if people post abuse, don't reply back with more abuse.It's just the posting style here, we insult each other all the time and none of it's personal.
Plus we all like to point at new people and shout at them so just ignore it.
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moohalaa, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42,
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I can vouch for thisand my suicide attempts have slowed down since then.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:43,
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Shove it up your arse, gaybo.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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This is true.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:47,
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I fail to see any negativity in any of those replies. I even said hello. :(
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vladimir, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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That's us well and truly shown up for what we are.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Pathetic criticisms?You're the one who used the term "iFad".
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41,
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Yeah, you should probably just kill yourself or something.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:41,
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my concern with the iPad isn't keyboardsbut that you'll only be able to stick software on it via the itunes shop.
I use my netbook for watching films in bed - some of them possibly via dodgy downloads - this apple device could be really nice for this - but if I can't do that then I'm not interested in buying it.
Yes I know there will probably be a hack - but I've already got a jailbroken iPod and it generates a whole load of other problems.
There you go - a non abusive and considered answer.
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rob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:44,
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I was nice tooI was!
bloody gingers think they run the place
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moohalaa, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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You never got the hang of this place, did you?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:46,
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well the point when I started it was to allow /board to chat without people shouting THREADWASTEthen it got taken over by people who confuse being abusive with being witty.
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rob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:48,
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I'd apologisebut come on, this one IS a bit of a chopper.
In any case, it's got a keyboard, it's just a touch one. Same as the iPhone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53,
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the problem is that being abusive IS quite witty...but in short controlled bursts...
but when everyone is doing short controlled bursts, it just becomes a constant wave of abuse...
you twat (see what i did there?!)
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I do see what you did thereyou attempted a joke and then pointed at it.
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rob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00,
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direct him to the faqbut then he does have a good point, it's why i dislike other apple things, as if they need to tell you the best apps/programmes etc to use
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i can't help you upload anythingoh wait was that yesterday, i'm confused
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It's a photoshop, but 4chan tend to dislike actual words.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:53,
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oh rightam i wrong in thinking 4chan is bit like YTMND?
they both seem to have a bit of an obsession with memes that nobody else will get
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It's like any other forum, but the mods are shit so the place gets filled with child porn every now and again.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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Who's threating? Tell me and I'll get 'em.It'll just end up like most Apple products. Forgotten about and consigned to the scrapheap. Like that iphone - boy, they got egg on their faces over that! Universally hated and nobody got one. And their attempt to win over the mp3 player market? Nobody remembers that.
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FoldsFive, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:40,
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Apple! More like Pear!Like, a Pear of TITS! Amiright or Amiright?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:43,
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I'll only be happy when they release an iPug with touchscreen technology with various snuffling, blinking and standing still apps.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:45,
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And when you rotate it, the pug tumbles around with honky-horn sound effect.(
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