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Anyone seen "The Sun" Website today?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2926566/If-movies-were-about-animals.html
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
BEEEEEEERRRRRRKKKKKK
You're a cunt. Now get me my breakfast or I'll whack my cock in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
What did I do wrong?
sigh...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
Nothing at all
Trap Door
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
haha.
that's splendid, that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
muh...muh... maxi?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
B to the I to the N to the K to the Y
Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
morning
why are you being all like that whut whut but why?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
It was an in-joke
Or maybe that's what I'm really like
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
Wait a minute! You're not really Maximinimus!
You are... *rips off face mask*... Bloody muscle and skull face man... *looks at "mask"*... oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
I would have gotten away with it too
If it weren't for that meddling Binky
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
an IN YER FACE joke more like.
WITH YOUR COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
I think you are VERY rude and naughty
Wanting me to whack you in the face with my prize cockerel
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)

have a swimming badger.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
There's also a happy otter!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
Well at least they've credited b3ta.
Doesn't stop the Sun being shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
We're apparently Web Wizards
and cyber artists... lol!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
So the formula for The Sun newspaper writing about b3ta users being: <internet word> <nouns>
How about:
Internet Bastards
Electronic Racists
Tech-Savvy Transexuals
iCupboards
Elite Erections
Science Spanners
LOLBrains
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
Waki Funsters!

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
or Computer Cows
or PC Pigeons.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
Fat cunts

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
CatLegs.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF POOR DECEASED BALDMONKEY (RIP)!
ALWAYS IN R HEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
TechnoPaedos.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
/boardnazis
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
ilike breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
I LIKE BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
i fucking love you've been framed

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
I like breasts too!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
I like minge

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
Minge is fun most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
AWW SHEEEEIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
*Bums*

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
Monday morning bum train!

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
Yes you did.
It was in the terms and conditions when you joined.
*Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
The slideshow doesn't appear to work in Firefox :(((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
I bet it works fine in IE6.
The Snu's blocked for me. Probably on account of page 3. Which is a shame because I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
I LIKE 'EM

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
yes it does...
lolbrowserfail
(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
works in mine
although firefox doesn't have an add-on that stops the Sun being a bunch of plagiarising cunts
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
A Web Wizard just sounds like an internet paedophile whose really good at his hobby.
Is is me or do Wizards all have an air of kiddy fiddling about them?

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
It's the beard
and Gandalf is always hanging around with short people.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
You SHALL NOT grow PUBES!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
Alright Deeg

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
word up flower fists

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
I was in that London at the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
I heard you were in saaaff Lundun.
you poor, poor schlag.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
Oi, there's nowt wrong wiv Sarf Lahdahn.
It's well cool, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
he did have to see Croydon though
poor soul :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
The chavs fighting while we were waiting for the bus was fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
haha oh yeah
great, lets have a shouting match in the street. While our children watch. And everyone at the bus stop.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
Or "Little Hellmand" as it's better known..

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
In Sword In The Stone
during the "Higgidy Piggidy Laadeedaa" song when Merlin has all the inanimate objects dancing around, during the bit with the sugar pot constantly adding more and more sugar to the cup, just out of frame, Merlin is tickling Arthur's bollocks with his bottom lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
If this isn't true I'm going to hurt myself via the means of a carpet burn

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
What, even Paul Daniels?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
You might like this, nonce a lot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
It must be troo then.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
Debbie Mcgee is really a 10 year old boy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
Oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
Who can forget Tommy Cooper's:
"Small child, cock. Cock, small child"?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
alright berkfromtrapdoor
Someone accidentally sent me a really soppy text this morning, they sent it to the wrong number. 'My little crumpet', ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
Yeah, sorry about that.
:(
I mistook your number for Syncy's
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)