Anyone seen "The Sun" Website today?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2926566/If-movies-were-about-animals.html
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)

BEEEEEEERRRRRRKKKKKK
You're a cunt. Now get me my breakfast or I'll whack my cock in your face
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

What did I do wrong?
sigh...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

Nothing at all
Trap Door
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)

haha.
that's splendid, that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)

muh...muh... maxi?

( sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)

B to the I to the N to the K to the Y
Sup?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)

morning
why are you being all like that whut whut but why?
( sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)

It was an in-joke
Or maybe that's what I'm really like
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)

Wait a minute! You're not really Maximinimus!
You are... *rips off face mask*... Bloody muscle and skull face man... *looks at "mask"*... oh right.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)

I would have gotten away with it too
If it weren't for that meddling Binky
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)

an IN YER FACE joke more like.
WITH YOUR COCK.
( sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)

I think you are VERY rude and naughty
Wanting me to whack you in the face with my prize cockerel
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)

have a swimming badger.

( sleepybinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)

There's also a happy otter!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

Well at least they've credited b3ta.
Doesn't stop the Sun being shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)

We're apparently Web Wizards
and cyber artists... lol!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)

So the formula for The Sun newspaper writing about b3ta users being: <internet word> <nouns>
How about:
Internet Bastards
Electronic Racists
Tech-Savvy Transexuals
iCupboards
Elite Erections
Science Spanners
LOLBrains
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)

Waki Funsters!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)

or Computer Cows
or PC Pigeons.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

Fat cunts

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

CatLegs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF POOR DECEASED BALDMONKEY (RIP)!
ALWAYS IN R HEDS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)

TechnoPaedos.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)

/boardnazis
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)

ilike breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)

I like breasts.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)

I LIKE BREASTS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)

i fucking love you've been framed

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)

I like breasts too!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)

I like minge

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)

Minge is fun most of the time

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)

AWW SHEEEEIT!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

*Bums*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)

Monday morning bum train!

*bums*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)

I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Yes you did.
It was in the terms and conditions when you joined.
*Bums*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)

Nope.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)

The slideshow doesn't appear to work in Firefox :(((

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)

I bet it works fine in IE6.
The Snu's blocked for me. Probably on account of page 3. Which is a shame because I like breasts.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)

BREASTS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)

I LIKE 'EM

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)

yes it does...
lolbrowserfail
( likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)

works in mine
although firefox doesn't have an add-on that stops the Sun being a bunch of plagiarising cunts
( spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)

A Web Wizard just sounds like an internet paedophile whose really good at his hobby.
Is is me or do Wizards all have an air of kiddy fiddling about them?

Morning all!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)

It's the beard
and Gandalf is always hanging around with short people.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)

You SHALL NOT grow PUBES!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)

Alright Deeg

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)

word up flower fists

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)

I was in that London at the weekend

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)

I heard you were in saaaff Lundun.
you poor, poor schlag.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)

Oi, there's nowt wrong wiv Sarf Lahdahn.
It's well cool, innit.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)

he did have to see Croydon though
poor soul :P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)

The chavs fighting while we were waiting for the bus was fantastic!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

haha oh yeah
great, lets have a shouting match in the street. While our children watch. And everyone at the bus stop.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)

Or "Little Hellmand" as it's better known..

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)

In Sword In The Stone
during the "Higgidy Piggidy Laadeedaa" song when Merlin has all the inanimate objects dancing around, during the bit with the sugar pot constantly adding more and more sugar to the cup, just out of frame, Merlin is tickling Arthur's bollocks with his bottom lip.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

If this isn't true I'm going to hurt myself via the means of a carpet burn

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

What, even Paul Daniels?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)

You might like this, nonce a lot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)

It must be troo then.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)

Debbie Mcgee is really a 10 year old boy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)

Oh noes!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)

Who can forget Tommy Cooper's:
"Small child, cock. Cock, small child"?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)

alright berkfromtrapdoor
Someone accidentally sent me a really soppy text this morning, they sent it to the wrong number. 'My little crumpet', ahahaha.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)

Yeah, sorry about that.
:(
I mistook your number for Syncy's
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/3538054
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)