Hello.
I am enjoying this at the moment. b3ta.com/questions/dad/post986596

What are you enjoying?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)

fuck all

( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)

That is bad news indeed.
Unsuitable bivvy weather?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)

bit chilly, waiting to see if it snows, then i will be at the lake all live and that

( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)

I for one will welcome
the next episode of extreme live from the lake fishing
( M o D, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)

i did quit the live from the lake, but i feel a snow special will be a nice one off

( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)

i like live from the lake.
i DEMAND more live from the lake.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)

live from the lake is not yet an on demand service

( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)

then i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
please add me to your circulation list for updates.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)

I've got some old VCR's of his first series
live from the canal. Would you like a copy?
( M o D, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)

i'm not THAT much of a completist, but thanks for your kind offer.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)

It doesn't get much more festive than that

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

lols
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1261093678/snowbivvy.JPG
( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

FP THIS NOW

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)

i hope if i ever catch a uk 40lb fish a mod will stick me on the fp

( mongychops, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)

Riverghost and co would go fucking mental
so yeah, that would be mint.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)

Does ghosty not approve of fishing?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)

I heard he fucks animals
draw your own conclusions.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)

Done
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/wolfie.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)

daw.

( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)

It was for spangolin and cree. I wonder if they kept it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)

still got it somewhere
:D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)

YAY :3

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)

I can't read that
because I'm on a mirror site. I managed to get /talk blocked at work. Well done to me.

I'm enjoying finding recipes for Christmas cake, gingerbread and mince pies that I intend to make this weekend. I'm being very ambitious. I'm also enjoying the quiet of the office due to the fucking idiot I work with not being in. YES.

Edit: I'm also enjoying my earworm which is by TV On The Radio. I don't remember the name of it but it's great.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)

This work?
b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/dad/post986596
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)

Nope.
Thanks though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)

right.upthear.se/questions/dad/post986596
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)

Doesn't work.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)

That's rubbish :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)

It's alright Mrs Blue I'll give you the rundown
Man goes to christening
Man gets told to wear smart clothes by dad
Man doesn't wear smart clothes to christening
WORST DAD EVER I HATE HIM HE ALSO MADE ME TIDY MY ROOM
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)

i don't understand how he's allergic to black trousers.
is it the blackness, or the trouserness?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)

I think he's allergic to looking smart instead of an internet shut-in

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)

this would make sense.
i mean, if i go to a christening i don't expect to go in my usual clothes - and if i was a godparent (which i wouldn't be, but that's beside the point) i might even put a dress on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

I have a christening to go to next week.
I might wear my Bride of Frankenstein outfit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)

DO IT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)

I think he's allergic to the colour black
He's clearly a racist
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

this, there must surely be some smarter clothes he could wear.
however, i can easily believe that his dad treated him less than fairly.
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)

in other news, amg i got the reins of the green proto-drake today ^_^
gonna grind cenarion rep and the new pets tonight HEHEHE OH YEAH
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)

oh and frenzyhearts too.
frenzyhearts, knights of the ebon blade, cenarion, netherwing, and pet pet pet collection :D

and respec my fucking talent trees AGAIN :(
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)

What a fucking prick.
Him, I meant, not you lovely Theo with your lovely hair.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)

Awww bless you
(he's probably not that bad really but he's getting very, very upset)
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

how lovely IS theo's hair?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

It's lovely and sproingy

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)

I think I need a haircut, I just saw a picture of me at a team building event a couple of weeks ago and I look like a right tramp

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)

i got told i remind my coworker of dylan moran today, thanks to my hair :/
the word "dishevelled" came up.
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)

They may have used the word 'artfully' before, that makes it a good thing

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)

i am a natural scruffbag and i will never be elegant or stylish :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)

I look like a fat tramp
Sometimes I don't even manage the dizzying heights of looking like a tramp :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)

Aw but Dylan Moran is nice
in an alcoholic, shambolic insanity kind of way
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)

I don't think it's fair to judge until we've heard the story from his parent's point of view too....
... it might turn out that they're also pricks.

Someone should gaz him asking for his father's phone number so we can get both sides of the situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)

this is a sound plan, gonz.
kindly expedite.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)

I like TV on the Radio
mostly because they made a song about werewolves but also I like the guy's weird voice.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)

My mum likes TV On The Radio too.
She saw them on Jools Holland.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)

I'm listening to Radio 6 and it's not bad
I mean it's no Radio 1 but it's alright likes
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)

I just watched The 39 Steps
a woman takes her stockings off. I enjoyed that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

you sick fuck.
i'm reporting this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

Imma watch a film about nuns next
you just try and stop me.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)

You're totally going to be wanking over Eric Idle.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)

eric idle robbie coltrane
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)

I am enjoying speaking to difficult clients.

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)

Just find their paperwork and they'll leave you alone

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)

It keeps disappearing
There's an office gnome here, I swears it.

Edit: actually, this one's just a straight-up difficult client.
My principal's palming her off to me because she's called her three times in the last hour
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)