GOOD MORNING
How Are You?
I Am Fine!
I left my Wallet at home yesterday.
Today I left my Wallet and my Mobile Telephone at home.
Oh well, I'm sure I'll live without money and something to play games on when I'm bored.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)

Pfft
my thread was fine. Anyway. Hello.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:54, archived)

so great i looked at it and felt no urge to reply.

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)

oh well good morning to you too. what a lovely start.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)

coming on here, trying to start the day all "waki" and insulting, how could you?

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)

I've still no idea what waki is supposed to mean
Well that's not true, but I'd not say it myself.

How's life then?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:03, archived)

Yeah it's good ta
Didn't want to get up because bed was so cosy but I managed it, again.
my homemade wine is now in a demijohn for the coming months.
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)

I have visions of a knee high pimp now
My dear ma ma used to make elderflower wine in the airing cupboard in the kitchen. All the gas bubbling through the air traps and what not. Loads of memories about that.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)

i dont have an airing cupboard :(
the raspberry wine is in a demijohn; the blackberry wine is in a bucket to be demijohnned tonight; and the blackcurrants for wine #3 are still in my mum's freezer
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)

It's tempting to just put him on ignore now, he keeps replying to me, being very rude.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:03, archived)

I'm not even sure I'll bother replying to him at all today.
It puts me in a shit mood just reading his posts.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:59, archived)

well why don't we start again huh?
Are you scavenging round the bins for scraps later or did you manage a packed lunch already?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)

alright Mono!
Staff party was a bit Shit, and now I have a hangover. We went to what has to be the worst club ever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)

I need a poo.
Staff parties are always shit, I refused to pay for our christmas party here
a. because christmas is fucking shit
b. because I don't want to go and sit in a corner drinking shit "beer" whilst this sorry lot have "fun"
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)

i think i just work with idiots,
Idiots who like Shit dance music.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:05, archived)

I can't wait until I work for myself, ALONE
I'll enjoy staff parties a lot more then.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)

People are idiots.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)

the last place i worked was great,
Staff party was go karting followed by an awesome bbq, this lot dragged me to fucking La Tasca.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:08, archived)

Go Karting is fun, I haven't been for over 10 years now!

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)

I'm going gokarting for a work do next month
I don't think I've done it since I was a kid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:15, archived)

Can I come?

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)

Of course!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)

WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)

i paid £40 for our christmas party
on the basis that
-i can take my bloke
-we go to stay in a hotel
-we can use all the facilities - 10-pin bowling, bowls, swimming, golf, etc
-we get fed and people buy us drinks
-i get the £40 back on the night
-last time, i had a bathtub and i like having a bath sometimes
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)

also since it's a company-wide party i don't know 200 of the people by more than phonecalls
which keeps it a bit interesting.
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)

bargain! anywhere nice?
Not had a Christmas party for about 3 years now, given then I'm also a contractor it'll be a pretty small one this year! Tax man lets me spend £150 per employee though, so that's something.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)

funny golf-orientated hotel on dartmoor.

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)

My work christmas party would be £10 deposit last week followed by the rest of the £40
and that's for a (probably shit) dinner and a disco and a (non-free) bar
Fucking rip off.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)

oh last year ours had a casino (with fake money) and disco as well.
we went to play more bowling
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)

Can I come?

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)

no.
they had a prize draw last year as well. i won a microwave.
other prizes were an ipad, an xbox360 with kinect, and loads of otehr cool stuff.
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

:'(

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)

get a job with this company then.

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)

Ok.
Can you send me an application form?
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)

i can help
www.binkyco.uk.com/docs/BinkyCo_Application_Form.pdf
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)

I bet Binky works for a better company than that.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

NO ONE works for a better company that THAT

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)

my company doesn't even pay minimum wage
True.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)

Blinks, just so you know, just so you're aware, I'm buying a flat over the next couple of months...
... And the place will have a bath, if you ever want to come over and use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)

BUYING gonzo? oooh.

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)

Sorry, I was out'n'about.
Yup ! Buying !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)

Our work is holding the year's Christmas party on my 30th birthday
I don't know if this is to spite me or in celebration of me
( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)

take your own banner
just to be safe.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)

can mono come?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)

if he can make it to Cork for early December

( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

I don't want to get up early.
Can we make it late December?
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

It's all cancelled now
You've ruined everything
( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

:'(

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)

Tomorrow you should go for the trifecta and forget your shoes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)

Hey Twohats.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)

Guten morgen Vindy Schwein! Wie gehts?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

great thanks,
I'm on a course today to learn how not to poison people. It will be boring.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)

is that one of those courses you get sent on by the police?
in order to avoid 3 points on your cooking license?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)

Ah, I dunno...might be interesting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)

Hullo there ted

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

sur
*doffs cap*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)

two caps?
two forelocks?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:15, archived)

two capslocks?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)

no, but two shift keys
does the right one get used? I don't think I ever touch mine, but I can't remember.

Oh shit This is Really Boring... No, don't think I do use it.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:18, archived)

No, I don't think I've ever used it
Is it for lefties or something? I MUST KNOW!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)

It's a chuffing huge key, I think I will write to my MP about this!

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)

You should
This is an outrage.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)

I use mine
If I'm typing a capital letter that I would press with my right hand I use my little finger to press shift.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:28, archived)

I USE IT
BECAUSE WHEN TYPING LIKE THIS I PRESS IT WITH MY LITTLE FINGER
( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:33, archived)

Your dexterity astounds me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)

Did you play LEGO UNIVERSE?!

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)

No, got distracted
Probably take a look this evening.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

You're proper shit
lego predator hates you now.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)

Cor
that's a bit good that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)

don't the #';][/.,?><~@:}{ keys make it too far away?
Maybe you have a pinky finglonger?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)

binky's finger
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)

took me a while to notice the beadle finger in the middle there. God did that.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)

i do type with two hands, i don't have to reach further than Y or B

( sleepybinky, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)

I think my hands have evolved for keyboard use
my handwriting certainly suggests so.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)

I tend to type Y and B with my left hand.
And I've realise that even when holding down a shift to type a captial with my left hand I still use my right shift key.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)

Funnily enough.
I almost will, because I'm going to leave my shoes at work this evening because I'm going to ride my bicycle to work tomorrow.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

I KNOW ALL
and say nothing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:15, archived)

Shush then.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:16, archived)

*meditates*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)

Good morning Mono!

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)

howdy
Took my boy to Scalextric racing last night. Hoped to get him to stand inside the door watching for maybe 5 minutes, but in the end he ran in and was the first to start, didn't stop for 90 minutes. Aces!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)

Good morning.
Why does that guy keep replying to everyone and everything that moves on here?
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)

ugh, please stop this. if it's meant to get to me, it's working. congrats.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)

I see what you mean.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)

and half the time his just insulting to you too MONO!

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:26, archived)

I think he thinks he's better than you, because he thinks he knows more about computers etc than you
when really he just knows all the jargon which you don't because you have a life.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:27, archived)

I have a headache
and a sore throat. I hope it isn't meningitis. Again.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

:(
*hugs*
*massages*
*fetches honey and lemon based drink*
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

whenever our kids are just a "bit off" and we convince ourselves we can see a spot
the glass comes out and we press and then say "what does that mean?" and then "erm, dunno. she seems ok i guess"

Morning! Hope the morning sorts you out by itself.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

they don't go off as quick if you keep them in a sealed container in the fridge

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)

we need to burp them more.
this response is almost clever, you burp babies and tupperware. see!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

what?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)

WERE YOU SHOUTING TOO MUCH ON THE RADIO?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)

Hurrrrgh

( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

What is it good for?

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)

Blarrrghl

( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)

Are you ok?

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

hungover to fuck

( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

Good lad.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)

Actually not that bad, not as bad as I was expecting anyway. Just going to be a long day.
Anyway how's Mono?
( Theoban What of it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)

Mono is bored as fuck already, I want to start planning my future and using all the work software to design logos etc, but I don't think my boss would appreciate that.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)

Two Hats Industries could use a corporate logo
and a business plan. And a point really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)

Games.
I'm thinking of kicking off my business by just starting up a "games review" website, a bit like BoardgamesGeek I suppose.
You any good at writing?
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)

Mousetrap:
Generally enjoyable concept but without a real mouse, no real challenge.

2 out of 5 hats.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)

I can make an 'A' but I have trouble with 'W'
Not really...but then I've never really tried to be honest. Apart from the Personality Horse stuff of course.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)

if you fancy reviewing this book as a practise, that'd be ace
www.amazon.com/RHCE-Certified-Engineer-Linux-RH302/dp/0072253657

I got sent a copy on review but I hate writing and just plain don't want to. They sent it from Noo Yoik so I feel a bit guilty... thanks.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
something something
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)

Is it like Harry Potter?
Because I only read things that are like Harry Potter.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

it's long, if that's close enough
there might be some wand icons in there if I remember right.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

Good enough for me
'BOOKIUS READO'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)

Try and let me know.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

If you want to help, you don't have to of course.
Forget I asked, sorry.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

I might make a lego section of the site, and I might start practicing my lego building skills.
What better way to get people into a shop than awesome lifesize lego models.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)

Ordinarily I would actually quite enjoy something like that
but I'm a bit too busy to be able to give it a lot of attention, soz.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)

:'(
I hate you
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)

Now that's just not true, is it Mono?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

I think about you in the night time.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)

I know...I know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)

Good morning MONO!
I am both saddened and distressed to hear of your awful predicament.
I'm fine today, still breathing and all that.

I watched someone pick up dogshit this morning WITHOUT A BAG and place it in a bin, then wipe his hands on his trousers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

Was his dog in a bag?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)

The dog was not in a bag, neither was its shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

no magical poo freeze spray or anything at least?
did he taste it?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

I didn't want to look anymore.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)

mmmm nice.
HELLO
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:09, archived)

It was classy.
Clearing up after a dog is desirable, this however seemed taking it a bit too far.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

Good thing he didn't use his mouth.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)

Yes, I don't think he was German.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

Christ

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)

No, he would have turned it into a pastie or something.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)

+ Good morning

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)

I am unhappy, Monoman
First preseason session, and there was no fitness training.
I'm supposed to be fitness coach, and they wouldn't let me last night :'(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)

Who are "they"? Are they "the man"?
You should stick it to them. Bust into their homes at 2am and demand they get down and give you 30.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)

I was all like "let's go do campus miles, need to fitness!"
And they were all "haha yeah no fitness lol" and then I done a sad :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)

Also Gonz's analysis of my professional relationship with Janet is distressing
Oh Rocket, I'm having a TERRIBLE time :(((
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)

Ahh well.
I'm stuck playing silly fuckers with Mono anyway... swings and roundabouts.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)

So insulting me is a game now is it?

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)

Suicide would seem to be the only solution.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)

Yeah, I'll suicide them 'n' all
Fuck it, imma do weights tonight. That'll show them. They'll see.
THEY'LL ALL SEE
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)

That's the spirit!
You can do weights in the corner while they all have fun playing a game.

You'll have them eating out of your hand in no time.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

Janet wandered around in the bedroom, missing Adam dearly. The rough grip of his callused hands from excessive frisbeeing. The milky white skin. The wispy mousey facial hair. He had only left a few minutes ago but already... she needed him.

She sat on the bed, unable to function without beloved disc-thrower. Just then, she noticed something under the duvet. It was his lucky yellow frisbee. He had had it for years for winning the International Frisbee World Tournament by default by being the only player who showed up. His hands had been on this. His warm sweaty hands. Her vagina began to froth like a motorboat starting up.

Using the smooth edge of the frisbee, she begun to rub it against herself. Slow at first but couldn't hold back and begun rubbing furiously.

Adam came home, realising he forgot his lucky frisbee. He entered the bedroom and saw his beloved Janet, using his frisbee, to reach orgasmic euthoria. He couldn't control himself. He reached into his schoolboy shorts and yanked out his cock. Janet didn't even realise he was there. He stood over her, watching her loose herself, tugging himself with his frisbee arm. Just as she finished, so did he, all over her.

She removed the frisbee, now covered in a filmy juice. She looked up through his milky-yellowy semen, out of breath and grinned as the excess dripped onto her teeth.

It also cured her cancer.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)

Whelp, back to work then.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)

This weekly report isn't going to write itself

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)

FFS
And now it's on the fucking popular page. :|
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)

I hate it when my spreadsheets don't tally

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)

I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

Ah, it was the formulas. That'll explain it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

Punch them in the ovaries then tell them their sport is barely even a sport and go down the pub instead.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

I'm shit thanks for reminding me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)

You're welcome

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)

Hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal hangal

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)

Hello baldmonkey.

( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)

GIVE ME A SIGNED T-SHIRT YOU SHIT

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)

gayer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)

Hello The LOVELY MONO!.
I am good but VERY busy this morning. I've not even taken a piss-break yet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

My piss breaks are usually fun because I play games on my phone.
Today piss breaks will be boring.
( MONO!, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)

wouldn't you need to be sitting down to do that...?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)

Depends on the game

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

I'd get it all over my shoes if I tried standing up.
Sometimes I play a great game called "hold your phone between your teeth while you piss". Not lost so far.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)

Not for the faint of heart
I keep mine in my pocket
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

it's easier if you sit down...

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)

Sitting down to have a wee?? Now I've heard EVERYTHING!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)

The LOVELY MONO!'s a girl.
Didn't you know?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)

You're a little bit mental, huh?
Goes really nicely with your eyes.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)

If that were true I'd be on Mono like white on rice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)

I just had to take some reports to Ops so I had a piss-break on the way back.
:)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

had a piss-break fucked a penguin
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)

taken a piss-break fucked a penguin
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)

Silly The LOVELY Emm Emm Pee Pee.
That's what I've been so busy DOING.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)

And here I was, calling into question your penguin fuckery.
I feel like such a FOOL.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)