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how long does sushi take in the microwave?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
Depends how long you like your rice cooked for

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
we have a right laugh here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
Depends on how long you like your finely chopped vegetables cooked for too

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:29, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
depends on how long you like your oh hahaha cooked for

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
what does that even mean you shitbearded idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:02, archived)
get shaved

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:02, archived)
Heed this Mon
O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:11, archived)
hahaha how long

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
chinks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:29, archived)
haha, they have slitty eyes
and they talk like wah chongchingnuuuutowkawahchingchongkaka, like that the fucking cunts
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)
Plagiarism on the internet
Phil the Greek has already done that one.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:34, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:34, archived)
Mr Queen

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:36, archived)

i.imgur.com/Pxa0z7B.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:48, archived)

i.imgur.com/B2DZKLs.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:50, archived)

i.imgur.com/5CQvj.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
I don't get it soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:59, archived)

i.imgur.com/wP4chYr.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:05, archived)
fry it

(#1, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:28, archived)
hazel irvine y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
Yes please
and don't call me Irvine.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:40, archived)
Mr h

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:51, archived)
spasticfly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:21, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:53, archived)
rich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:22, archived)
alright ger, just chillin wit me falcon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:59, archived)
alright dave
Just checking out another local. This one's got good beer and smells ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:23, archived)
aye

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:04, archived)
scouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:23, archived)
it's all good
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:26, archived)
top notch mofahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:30, archived)
yeah not bad just got back from the pub, cooking a pizza, might fancy some soup later.
I got a new game, Endless Space. Like an outer space Civ with each species ripped off from a different successful scifi franchise. Right now I'm ripoff Padisha Emperor Shaddam IV against ripoff Rimmerworld.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:50, archived)
Yep.
Just had a roast pheasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
A photo of that
to go alongside your splendid hoopoe pic from last Sunday would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:12, archived)
O'sullivan needs new batteries or summat
he's playing like a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
he's in his dressing room now
probably having a sniff or summat. That'll sort him out.
(#1, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
probably

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
I'm not really into falconry, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:56, archived)
im out with my falcon now, just chilling tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
He needs to put a stick in Attivo's hoof
and call the win from the commentary box.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:18, archived)
Bah
O'Sullivan, O'Sullevan
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:20, archived)
It's Garden Centre Sunday!
Battling with pensioners for the last scones. Anyone else up to anything non-soul-crushing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
yes, I'm not going to a garden centre

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
I was wrong about the 5am thing, this place is just a non stop laugh riot 24/7

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:54, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)
Deffo.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
I got to watch a head-on car crash
between a Ford Focus full of babies, and an RAC van.

Nobody died at the scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
Ooh, who was at fault?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:35, archived)
Hang on, is this a metaphor for /board?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:35, archived)
I would guess the driver of the Focus,
but then babies probably shouldn't be allowed to drive in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:57, archived)
Technically, the focus driver.
But he seemed to have had a blackout or something. I was behind him waiting at a red light, and he suddenly shot forward and veered into the van on the other side of the road. Unfortunately it was an automatic, so he must have hit 30-35mph before impact. Was still accelerating when they hit too. Everyone walked away, but the RAC guy seemed to have a fractured arm. Mostly facial injuries from airbags for the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:55, archived)
Bloody hell, sounds rough.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
You've been cheating on me with the bookshop clerk?
How long has ISBN going on??
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 5:14, archived)
wow, I need to start getting up earlier, this place is a regular laugh riot around 5am

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:34, archived)
Or
go to sleep later.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:38, archived)
using a public computer in the hotel lobbhy
shou;ld i just leave oit l;oggexd in and see if some wanker come s along and starts posting as mw,
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:23, archived)
haha, yeah

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:24, archived)
they may
i love big mumastits!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:28, archived)
pretend drunk internetting is well funny

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
Haha yjes I'm soooo cfrazy drunbnk!
Haha but seriously it's very late and I should go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:46, archived)
I hope SpanishFly gets leukemia and his willy falls off

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:49, archived)
Haha how could a bird do that you ignorant prick

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 2:12, archived)
That's not very nice, what if it falls of inside one of his students and then they catch leukaemia?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 2:30, archived)

Pretend internetting as a human seems to have rubbed off
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 2:14, archived)
But how would we tell?
AHAHAHAHA GEDDIT AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:58, archived)
Chesters got better
All our wine is free. Finish a bottle a new one appears
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:11, archived)
good, good

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)

forums.afraidtoask.com/topic/16121/i-piss-at-an-angle/5
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:48, archived)
I've got family in Chester
awful place, full of class traitor Daily Mail reading Tory/UKIP types.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
fuck off ick face

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
Yarp.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
Drinking mulled wine and watching Poirot
Not particularly wild for a Saturday night but hey, everyone else is a prick so they call all fuck off, why would I want to spend my valuable time with them?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
Tommorow's Worlds is about to come on on BBC2
SF-ery of the highest order. And a glass of joven Rioja too.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
haha, "tommorow", like a dyslexic would spell it, I get it, good one

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
Waht?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
Well Chester is interesting
Lots of old men falling down stairs mostly.

Football has been shit.

What are you shutins doing?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:36, archived)
stairs?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)
Chestairs

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
i thought they
had closed carstairs?
(28 light years, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)
Went down Walthem Abbey today with Ma' and my cuz.
Had a well nice day, got some amazing vinegars from the proper pie'n'mash shop, and some really nice chilli jam. They had tons of market stalls there; love a bit of that. Then went to Ma's for a bit of dinner and booked some flights to Cyprus.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
christ you are dull

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
shut the fuck up will you
Nobody's reading all that shit you type.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
oh hahaha, something I said years ago
do try to have an original thought just once in a while eh
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
The physically ugly people are always the most hateful.
Having to see their shit faces in mirrors :-((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
hey, I still like you Dave, don't beat yourself up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
alright mongy.
What's the Internet like for you? Not clicking links must make it rather limited no?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:18, archived)
I dont really use it anymore, I don't have a pc anymore, just post from my phone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
A like MGT and no TV...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:39, archived)
ive seen the internet, all repeats now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
ive just ordered chips, foood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
Yeah, the city centre is rammed
I'm heading back to my new joint and then I'm going to find me some foood.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:39, archived)
can't face it, never drinking again

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
Come out for a pint

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
maybe one day
but not tonight, I'm fucking fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:48, archived)
sounds like a plan

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:46, archived)
I've almost forgotten what beer tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:37, archived)
hey it's saturday

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:02, archived)
might do a big shit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)
I did a big shit, now I'm eating bacon

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
im out strolling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
I didn't ask, you know why I didn't ask, because I don't care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
I don't know why you lie all the time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
I crave attention

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
Oh soz strolled in the pub there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
that would explain why you didn't notice I got trips there

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
the only noteworthy thing about that score is that it signals only 222 posts to go until the quads, which as everyone knows are the only ones worth getting

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:56, archived)
Oh god, I can't take this, why do you have to do this? I'm taking some opiates to get over this, why won't they just prescribe diazipam for these situations? It's not like I want to take more opiates.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:31, archived)
I noticed James martin had a new watch on today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
I woke up too late today to watch it
Coming from a non-geek/tech background, what do you think of the new Asus Zenwatch?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:46, archived)
looks smart enough, bit big for my taste, and obvs not a real watch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
It looks the closest they've gotten, I reckon, to having a smartwatch that looks like something someone normal would wear.
Only thing I don't like about it is that the bezels are still too big, I'd rather have that arm realestate dedicated to more pixels- but I think that won't happen 'till the end of next year at the earliest.

I reckon we'll see something in CES in Jan
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
I still don't understand why anyone would want one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
Well if it isn't michael angelo batio

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:52, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
I think he is calling you a greasy wop, I'd report him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
fighting and fucking my way through the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
thanks Synchromesh for the music link lower down the board that you selected just for me it was very thoughtful of you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:26, archived)
it was playing in Sainsburys last night, I was just sharing the joy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
Beethoven
So here's my question: What movie is beethoven symphony #7 in a op. 92 - 2. allegretto played in.
If it's more than one movie fine. I just heard it and it's driving me nuts!!!
(rizzivision, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:53, archived)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:57, archived)
Me, Myself and Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
Jurassic Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
10 Things I Hate About Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
A Clockwork Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
Back to the Beethoven

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
Beethoven the River Kwai

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Judges' choice

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:38, archived)
It's a Wonderful Ludwig

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
Chester for me tomorrow what are you sad MONOS doing you sad shutins
Shut whenever shebeens. Bend jammed hdhdkrnjcn dbejen
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:26, archived)
why so angry all the time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, archived)
Right so where's mono tonight the ignorant cunt?
Alt: who can be the quickest to tell me to get fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
go stick your dick up your nephew.









Again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
Have you met my nephew?
No!? So fuck off I wouldn't rape your ugly twin would I you insufferable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:37, archived)
dunno
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
Ditto

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
Get fucked
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
Right? SO I went to the pub and had 5 ofr 6 pints and a g%t and now my guts feel fine.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
give it a few hours

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
alright brb
i hope you had a pleasant birthday yesterday or whenever the fuck it was
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
Mariah Carey eh?
Cor! Would I?!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:15, archived)
so yeah

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
Do you ever have a day off?
Eh eh eh eh eh??? What you up to frank?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
mel sykes is a fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:49, archived)
Katherine Jenkins eh?
I'd like to have it off with her!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:49, archived)
alright hankster

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:54, archived)
too harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
hankster was a better user of this forum than you,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
come on now m8, on par

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:39, archived)
ain't bad

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
quick, imagine Judie Finnigan naked

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:55, archived)

SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
nignog
b3ta.com/talk/5742691
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
not clicking that probably porn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:10, archived)
you rotten rat bastard

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
I can't risk clicking your constant filth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:33, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
DO IT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
you're not the boss of me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:39, archived)
thanks, now I have a stonk on in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
so imagine Cherie Blair naked

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:21, archived)
yeah thanks, I now realise that hale and pace were actually singing about an erection, this has ruined my childhood

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:39, archived)
Sick

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:24, archived)
ok, now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)
cut your throat and throw yourself off the top of a tall building

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:08, archived)
That's not very Christian

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:09, archived)
no that'd be throwing yourself off a ladder and through a table

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:20, archived)
^peep

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
waaaay ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
apologies, I have no imagination so am unable to participate in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eIUlEUWKloM
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:54, archived)

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