I'm waiting for something to arrive
it was supposed to have arrived yesterday
it's not arrived yet
stupid
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:39, archived)
it was supposed to have arrived yesterday
it's not arrived yet
stupid
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:39, archived)
he's not on form today at all
that 147 last night was brilliant, mind
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
that 147 last night was brilliant, mind
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
What did that garideb fella do Mono?
Can you catch me up to speed on the Gossip?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
Can you catch me up to speed on the Gossip?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
He really is
I don't know who the hell he thinks he is sometimes
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
I don't know who the hell he thinks he is sometimes
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
Gossip
noun
1 Casual or unconstrained conversation or reports about other people, typically involving details which are not confirmed as true:
He became the subject of much local gossip when he was outed for touching dog's pizzles
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
noun
1 Casual or unconstrained conversation or reports about other people, typically involving details which are not confirmed as true:
He became the subject of much local gossip when he was outed for touching dog's pizzles
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
I ordered some records a week ago
They haven't despatched them because not all of the band was around to sign them.
I don't want their sigs, I wanna play the vinyl.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
They haven't despatched them because not all of the band was around to sign them.
I don't want their sigs, I wanna play the vinyl.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
Not all old films are shit
What's a good old film (made before 1985)?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
What's a good old film (made before 1985)?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
the one your mum made with bernard manning and roy 'chubby' brown
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
^This.
Has the turnip and petrol vodka killed your memory again Grrry?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Has the turnip and petrol vodka killed your memory again Grrry?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Yeah, of course I know there were good films
I'm trying to show Two Hats that you don't need to watch pointless european straight-to-VHS tat to be entertained.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
I'm trying to show Two Hats that you don't need to watch pointless european straight-to-VHS tat to be entertained.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
Wait
You're asking "what good movies were made before 1985?"
Seriously?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
You're asking "what good movies were made before 1985?"
Seriously?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
haha don't be silly grrrmachine, everybody knows there were no good films made before 1985
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
THREADRUSH FRIDAY
Watch this, it's mental
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHPx9bAwgus
Bloke fucks a goat then cuts its throat during the act of physical love
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
Watch this, it's mental
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHPx9bAwgus
Bloke fucks a goat then cuts its throat during the act of physical love
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
you fucking philistine
just watch it. It'll make you laugh. It's one of those old video nasties, like cannibal holocaust. Really naff, poorly made and stomach churning.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
just watch it. It'll make you laugh. It's one of those old video nasties, like cannibal holocaust. Really naff, poorly made and stomach churning.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
brother and sister go to a greek island and fuck/kill everyone
it's filthy AND gory. Perfect combo for a Friday Wind-down.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
it's filthy AND gory. Perfect combo for a Friday Wind-down.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
I don't even watch good films
why would I waste my precious time on a shit one?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:53, archived)
why would I waste my precious time on a shit one?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:53, archived)
that's true.
but I'd still rather spend it doing pointless things of my own choosing.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
but I'd still rather spend it doing pointless things of my own choosing.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
do you want to play a videogame for 45 minutes and receive a £10 in return for your time?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
JESUS
what's wrong with you people? You'll be saying you don't want to watch Zombie Nosh next!
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
what's wrong with you people? You'll be saying you don't want to watch Zombie Nosh next!
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
It's a very sexy film
Bit of gay stuff in it too, if that's your thing
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
Bit of gay stuff in it too, if that's your thing
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
If it does, it's not made clear
There's no scat porn in it, as far as I can recall
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
There's no scat porn in it, as far as I can recall
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
Worrying news right here
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
ha, that news is at least 48 hours old
you're getting slow, old man
why don't you tell us about the whale in the thames or the berlin wall coming down
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
you're getting slow, old man
why don't you tell us about the whale in the thames or the berlin wall coming down
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
Yeah well I don't have much time to read the news on account of being extremely busy saving lives all the time so it's hard to keep up with you internet shut-ins.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
that'd be easier to believe if you hadn't spent time coding bots to post on here
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
well SOMEONE's got to take charge
this place is going to hell in a handcart
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
this place is going to hell in a handcart
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
Why would I want to watch a video of that?
I do it all the time
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
I do it all the time
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
At last, my backup has arrived
Tell 'em Windy. Tell them how brilliant it is.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
Tell 'em Windy. Tell them how brilliant it is.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
Where's MONO?
I want to know how much he hates star wars/christmas/everything
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
I want to know how much he hates star wars/christmas/everything
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
i'm going to be completely honest with you here
i was hoping for a better reaction to my joke
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
i was hoping for a better reaction to my joke
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
Here's one
What's Bob Marley's favourite type of doughnut?
The ones with jammin'
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
What's Bob Marley's favourite type of doughnut?
The ones with jammin'
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
Ah, that's dynamite, it really is
You know who else isn't tiresome? Lee Evans
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
You know who else isn't tiresome? Lee Evans
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
It was, he's dead now Manolith
Feel good about that? Think of his family, man. Think of little Ziggy. Poor little Ziggy :(
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
Feel good about that? Think of his family, man. Think of little Ziggy. Poor little Ziggy :(
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
you win this round, Manolith
But I'll dig up something....and when I do....I'm taking you down
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
But I'll dig up something....and when I do....I'm taking you down
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
he's a horrible spiteful individual, twisted up inside with hatred
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
People like Ian Watkins get put in jail for the rest of their lives
Yet MONO is allowed to walk the streets.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
Yet MONO is allowed to walk the streets.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
Oh not fucking Star Wars.
Never seen it. Seen a few clips on telly and that and that only makes my mind up that I will never see it, ever. I don't get it, adults going all squirty in the gusset over a children's film. That goes for Dr Who too. Wankers.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
Never seen it. Seen a few clips on telly and that and that only makes my mind up that I will never see it, ever. I don't get it, adults going all squirty in the gusset over a children's film. That goes for Dr Who too. Wankers.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
but they have laser swords and robots and a muppet that does magic
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
I have a massive hangover.
Productivity will be at a record low today. star wars is cool, Christmas is shit
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
Productivity will be at a record low today. star wars is cool, Christmas is shit
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
ok
I appreciate all of this, but your hangover seems to have caused you to miss the question. I want to know where MONO is.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
I appreciate all of this, but your hangover seems to have caused you to miss the question. I want to know where MONO is.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
you think so?
It does seem to have taken off. Ok, let's stick with it for now.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
It does seem to have taken off. Ok, let's stick with it for now.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
star wars is cool
christmas is great, when it's actually christmas
everything is sometimes ok.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
christmas is great, when it's actually christmas
everything is sometimes ok.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
Am i just fucking invisible you bunch of horrible scroats!
^upset
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
^upset
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
I dunno, are you?
I can't see you through the internet if that's any help
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
I can't see you through the internet if that's any help
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
Star wars is shit, christmas is over-rated, lego campervans are shit unless you are a massive autism in which case they are fucking amazing apparently.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
fuck star wars
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
why would I hate having a couple of weeks off work and daytime drinking?
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
I have a hard time believing it won't be shit,
but I'll be very happy to be proven wrong.
With any luck, there'll be werewolves in it.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
but I'll be very happy to be proven wrong.
With any luck, there'll be werewolves in it.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
I hate easter almost as much as mongy hates immigrants and homosexuals
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
Yeah, I know.
You're a real ray of cynical detachment, on this otherwise super positive board.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
You're a real ray of cynical detachment, on this otherwise super positive board.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
what's the point in being excited about anything?
It'll be either good or it won't. Excitement is just like a credit card for emotions, cashing in future joy now against the emotional fulfillment you could have had in the future.
Basic emotional economics, innit.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
It'll be either good or it won't. Excitement is just like a credit card for emotions, cashing in future joy now against the emotional fulfillment you could have had in the future.
Basic emotional economics, innit.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
excitement is positive anticipation for the future
if you excited about something happening right now, you're a fucking idiot. Or a dog.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
if you excited about something happening right now, you're a fucking idiot. Or a dog.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
I'd like to wank in her hair and kick her down a flight of stone steps
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
Waking up and getting up has never been easy, Oh oh, I think you should know.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:07, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:07, archived)
morning mr h
Sorr I didnt get back to you yesterday but here's hoping your friday is as good as thursday was.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:26, archived)
Sorr I didnt get back to you yesterday but here's hoping your friday is as good as thursday was.
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:26, archived)
I do miss this place sometimes
/queue abuse
But.
Night shift, signing in x
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:35, archived)
/queue abuse
But.
Night shift, signing in x
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:35, archived)
Ah well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaVE4WVlsDQ
OMG NOT THE LINKS BOREDDD.
()__o
Night kids x
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaVE4WVlsDQ
OMG NOT THE LINKS BOREDDD.
()__o
Night kids x
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
I would like to wank in your hair and kick you down a flight of stone steps if that's ok
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
( , Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
That's EXACTLY how I feel about so many things
You are a psychic.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
You are a psychic.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
why do people waste thousand of pounds on tattoos? no investment there at all, dumb cunts
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:02, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:02, archived)
it's so other people can go 'ooh, I bet you're well spiritual and that, look at all those celtic twirly bits and tribal zig zags'
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)
'and that's well sexy how you're buying tesco value instant noodles because that's all you can afford after you spent 50% of your last pay packet having another bit of your skin ruined'
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
'do you wanna see mine, I had a price list done on my lower back'
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
I think they are quite expensive yes, those whole arm jobs must cost, buy a nice picture would be a better options
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
I know exactly what you mean
I just bought an Arduino, reckon I can be a coder by the end of the year
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
I just bought an Arduino, reckon I can be a coder by the end of the year
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
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( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
fucking launch aborted, wankers
I properly wanted to see a good explosion today
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
I properly wanted to see a good explosion today
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
The very Bad Man that lives in my head
wants to copy/paste as much of the board as possible into the FIGlet ASCII art creator and post it as a post.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
wants to copy/paste as much of the board as possible into the FIGlet ASCII art creator and post it as a post.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
haha, you should totes have done that, would have been well lol, haha yeah
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)
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( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
maybe frank could teach momo how to peck at the keys on a keyboard and we could replace mono with him
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
wouldn't even miss a beat
at least momo preens himself once in a while
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
at least momo preens himself once in a while
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
Hooray, hopefully we'll get a new bumhole icon to replace these shitty christmas ones.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
I am super gay tho
I got a £5 Tombola Bingo voucher so I'm playing a bit of bingo
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:09, archived)
I got a £5 Tombola Bingo voucher so I'm playing a bit of bingo
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:09, archived)
Bored of that "bored of that "bored of that 'bored of that now' now" now" now
any plans for the weekend?
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
any plans for the weekend?
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
so shave it off, it'll have the added bonus that you won't look like a tramp any more
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
Alabama 3 again tonight,
half arsed hungover shift at work tomorrow, then as much juicer as I can manage
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
half arsed hungover shift at work tomorrow, then as much juicer as I can manage
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
ssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
Weekend in a Chester City Centre Hotel with free meal and free bar on the Saturday night.
Win.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
Win.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
don't tell him
he's collecting this information for nefarious reasons
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
he's collecting this information for nefarious reasons
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
bored of that "bored of that 'bored of that now' now" now
when's this fucking space rocket going to launch, cunt thing's just sat there farting gas everywhere, fuck all happening, I was thinking it'd be landing on Mars by now, bored, might go on youtube and find that video of Princess Aura getting tortured, see if I can wank at it
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
when's this fucking space rocket going to launch, cunt thing's just sat there farting gas everywhere, fuck all happening, I was thinking it'd be landing on Mars by now, bored, might go on youtube and find that video of Princess Aura getting tortured, see if I can wank at it
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
bored of that 'bored of that now' now
according to wikipedia, what's the biggest tragedy that's ever occurred on your birthday?
hurricane flora killed 6000 people on my birthday in 1963. i was so ashamed that i decided not to be born for another 21 years
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
according to wikipedia, what's the biggest tragedy that's ever occurred on your birthday?
hurricane flora killed 6000 people on my birthday in 1963. i was so ashamed that i decided not to be born for another 21 years
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
I win
June 27th, 1941 – Romanian governmental forces, allies of Nazi Germany, launch one of the most violent pogroms in Jewish history in the city of Iai, (Romania), resulting in the murder of at least 13,266 Jews.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
June 27th, 1941 – Romanian governmental forces, allies of Nazi Germany, launch one of the most violent pogroms in Jewish history in the city of Iai, (Romania), resulting in the murder of at least 13,266 Jews.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
I can beat that
1937 – Dominican Republic strongman Rafael Trujillo orders the execution of the Haitian population living within the borderlands; approximately 20,000 are killed over the next five days.
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1937 – Dominican Republic strongman Rafael Trujillo orders the execution of the Haitian population living within the borderlands; approximately 20,000 are killed over the next five days.
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it's a real shame you never got past the audition to be in 'steps'
i think you'd have been great
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i think you'd have been great
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Jan 21st 1999 – War on Drugs: In one of the largest drug busts in American history, the United States Coast Guard intercepts a ship with over 4,300 kilograms (9,500 lb) of cocaine on board.
I also have a pogrom but only 123 Jews dead
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she's currently starring in dirty rotten scoundrels the musical, she was on tv this week
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yeah, yeah. pretty sure you have a laminated copy of this tucked away somewhere
www.tilleysvintagemagazines.com/gallery/IMG_8391.JPG
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www.tilleysvintagemagazines.com/gallery/IMG_8391.JPG
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I have the same birthday as Gandhi
I think we share a lot in common. I also dislike violence and have been to India.
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I think we share a lot in common. I also dislike violence and have been to India.
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2candhi
you could stand to do a bit more fasting though, chubbo
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you could stand to do a bit more fasting though, chubbo
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1187 – Siege of Jerusalem: Saladin captures Jerusalem after 88 years of Crusader rule.
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1066 Granada massacre
A Muslim mob storms the royal palace in Granada, crucifies Jewish vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela and massacres most of the Jewish population of the city.
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A Muslim mob storms the royal palace in Granada, crucifies Jewish vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela and massacres most of the Jewish population of the city.
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On the very day I was born
The Vrancea earthquake in eastern and southern Europe kills more than 1,500, mostly in the seriously damaged city of Bucharest, Romania.
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The Vrancea earthquake in eastern and southern Europe kills more than 1,500, mostly in the seriously damaged city of Bucharest, Romania.
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haha, then we could all rush to be the first to say something anti-semitic!
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genocide is no laughing matter, Manolith
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
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I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
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1950: Apartheid: In South Africa, the Group Areas Act is passed formally segregating races.
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Hang on, 1998 earthquake killed just over 3000 with a further 2000 unaccounted for.
I'm claiming them as deaths so that puts me at 5000 dead
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I'm claiming them as deaths so that puts me at 5000 dead
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they all just used the earthquake as an excuse to abandon their families and start new lives in tijuana
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1680 - Hen in Rome lays an egg imprinted with comet not seen until Dec 16th.
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it's actually my birthday today, actually.
how should I celebrate? I've already turned down bingo so you can't say bingo.
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how should I celebrate? I've already turned down bingo so you can't say bingo.
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bored of that now
so yeah, vicars, they're not meant to murder babies right? not entirely clear on how that works, maybe there's a get-out clause if it's their daughter's baby and they're the father, dunno, christians eh, the world will not know freedom until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest
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so yeah, vicars, they're not meant to murder babies right? not entirely clear on how that works, maybe there's a get-out clause if it's their daughter's baby and they're the father, dunno, christians eh, the world will not know freedom until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest
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I don't know any of the facts surrounding the case but I'm prepared to believe he was planning to eat the baby
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again, I emphasise that I know absolutely nothing about the case
but I remain firmly convinced that he was a heroin-addicted child rapist
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but I remain firmly convinced that he was a heroin-addicted child rapist
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well obviously details are sketchy at present
but we must at least entertain the possibility that he was a funny colour
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but we must at least entertain the possibility that he was a funny colour
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you know, I'm starting to enjoy twitter again
I'll probably get bored of it in a week or so, but there we are.
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I'll probably get bored of it in a week or so, but there we are.
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yeah, he's awful
thing is, if i start banning people based on that it'll just be vlad here, alone
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thing is, if i start banning people based on that it'll just be vlad here, alone
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I watched the sequel the other day
It's like they're trying to express a message about american society and corruption in high office, but they're not quite there. It's a movie that should have been made years ago with someone like James Stewart.
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It's like they're trying to express a message about american society and corruption in high office, but they're not quite there. It's a movie that should have been made years ago with someone like James Stewart.
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Look, they were practising for the Nativity Play and he got a bit over-enthusiastic while acting as Herod.
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i am a herod. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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i watched the bill murray army comedy 'stripes' last night
i had no idea it was so... gratuitous
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i had no idea it was so... gratuitous
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you should watch Nightmare on Elm Street 2
It's a gay film, made by gays, and appreciated for being gay by other gays.
And Freddy kills some people with finger knives or summat.
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It's a gay film, made by gays, and appreciated for being gay by other gays.
And Freddy kills some people with finger knives or summat.
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good morning frank
I have a meeting to go to right now, but we can talk later, alright?
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I have a meeting to go to right now, but we can talk later, alright?
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haha, yeah, ok, it's a "meeting", we'll go with that, we'll pretend we don't know about you sneaking off to some seedy gay bath house, yeah, have a good "meeting" ok, just don't tell me any of the fucking details ok
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haha, yeah, ok, it's a "seedy gay bath house", we'll go with that, we'll pretend we don't know about you sneaking off to have a crafty wank in the bogs, yeah, have a good time at the "gay bath house" ok, just don't tell me any of the fucking details ok
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im still lolling at salford, Haha, how you come up with this shit makes me chuckle
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see, you're the last one to start using my schtick, place really is dead on its arse now
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john mills just did his new bride, didn't see none of it tho, it was implied
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damn, have I just missed out on some implied 1950s black and white tit there?
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Cunts totally ignored my christmas suggestions. I reckon the mods are all muslims or satanists or something. Worst B3TA christmas ever.
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2379369
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b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2379369
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Are you kidding? Just imagine how christmassy this place would be with red and green stripes, I reckon it would cheer people up so much it might even prevent a few suicides.
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Are there any medicinal benefits to doing this?
tinyurl.com/mlamghq
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tinyurl.com/mlamghq
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Masturbating helps to reduce your risk of prostate cancer.
Not sure about any extra benefit from doing it into a jar with a pony, sounds like that homeopathic bullshit to me.
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Not sure about any extra benefit from doing it into a jar with a pony, sounds like that homeopathic bullshit to me.
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you really should embrace the festive fever
by buying a christmas jumper and being pissed on a train at 7am - fucking cunts.
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by buying a christmas jumper and being pissed on a train at 7am - fucking cunts.
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complete fucking wankers mate.
I am staying in a hotel in Chester on Saturday with family...apparently we all HAVE to have christmas jumpers...i might boycott it.
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I am staying in a hotel in Chester on Saturday with family...apparently we all HAVE to have christmas jumpers...i might boycott it.
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