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alright

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:42, archived)
Last 15 Horbs, then it's weekend time!

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:45, archived)
yerr

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:51, archived)
I'm waiting for something to arrive
it was supposed to have arrived yesterday
it's not arrived yet
stupid
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:39, archived)
calm down and watch the snooker

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)
nah

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
mid-session interval, anyway

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)
that ginger's giving Ronny a bit of arseache.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
SITREP: Ronny is now giving the ginger a bit of arseache.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
he's not on form today at all
that 147 last night was brilliant, mind
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
What did that garideb fella do Mono?
Can you catch me up to speed on the Gossip?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
I have no idea what you just said.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:56, archived)
You are such a fucking cunt sometimes.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
He really is
I don't know who the hell he thinks he is sometimes
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
yes

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
they're a band with a big fat woman on vocals

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
Gossip
noun

1 Casual or unconstrained conversation or reports about other people, typically involving details which are not confirmed as true:
He became the subject of much local gossip when he was outed for touching dog's pizzles
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
like the biscuit?
Is he allergic?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
Norris.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
what is it?
that will help us sympathise
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
a tablet, 3 board games and a book.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
nah, don't care.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:56, archived)
didn't think you would

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
I ordered some records a week ago
They haven't despatched them because not all of the band was around to sign them.
I don't want their sigs, I wanna play the vinyl.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
rubbish

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
gutted

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
Not all old films are shit
What's a good old film (made before 1985)?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
1984

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)
the one your mum made with bernard manning and roy 'chubby' brown

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
I watched hobsons choice yesterday, funny stuff

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)
Yojimbo

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)
Apocalypse now
Seriously there are loads
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:55, archived)
^This.
Has the turnip and petrol vodka killed your memory again Grrry?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Yeah, of course I know there were good films
I'm trying to show Two Hats that you don't need to watch pointless european straight-to-VHS tat to be entertained.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
Oh.
I got confused again.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
Nosferatu.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon.
TERMINATOR.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
Psycho
Lord Of The Flies
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
Wait
You're asking "what good movies were made before 1985?"

Seriously?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
Do you need your prescription updating?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
I think so

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)
The day the earth stood still.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
jaws

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
E.T

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
haha don't be silly grrrmachine, everybody knows there were no good films made before 1985

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
THREADRUSH FRIDAY
Watch this, it's mental

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHPx9bAwgus

Bloke fucks a goat then cuts its throat during the act of physical love
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
Nah.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:15, archived)
you fucking philistine
just watch it. It'll make you laugh. It's one of those old video nasties, like cannibal holocaust. Really naff, poorly made and stomach churning.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
over an hour and a half.
it's too long.
just tell me the story.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
brother and sister go to a greek island and fuck/kill everyone
it's filthy AND gory. Perfect combo for a Friday Wind-down.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
sounds pretty shit.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:25, archived)
well of course it is
I don't think you're quite grasping this
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:49, archived)
I don't even watch good films
why would I waste my precious time on a shit one?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:53, archived)
pretty sure your time is as worthless as everyone else's

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
the worthlessness of time is an abstract concept

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
that's true.
but I'd still rather spend it doing pointless things of my own choosing.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
Just bloody watch it, fuck me

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
watch what fuck you? the goat?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:42, archived)
you know exactly what I mean

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
yeah, the goat

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
manolith calls it right once again

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
this thread is disgusting

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
I agree
Start a new one with a more wholesome message
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)
do you want to play a videogame for 45 minutes and receive a £10 in return for your time?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
HI VLAD!

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
alright manolith :)

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
how's it hangin'?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
No

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
JESUS
what's wrong with you people? You'll be saying you don't want to watch Zombie Nosh next!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
I don't want to watch Zombie Nosh

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
Then you're missing out
That is an extraordinary movie
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
I used to think you were cool

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
now we both know that's not true

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
of course.
but I'm trying to make a point here.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:54, archived)
that vanessa looks a bit saucy

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
bit of nip at the 1hr33min mark

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
thanks that's saved me a lot of time

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:28, archived)
It's a very sexy film
Bit of gay stuff in it too, if that's your thing
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
I'd say I'm more curious than it actually being my 'thing'

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:28, archived)
we should talk
Privately. With alcohol.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
Does this have Veronica Moser in it?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, archived)
If it does, it's not made clear
There's no scat porn in it, as far as I can recall
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
Worrying news right here
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
ha, that news is at least 48 hours old
you're getting slow, old man
why don't you tell us about the whale in the thames or the berlin wall coming down
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
Yeah well I don't have much time to read the news on account of being extremely busy saving lives all the time so it's hard to keep up with you internet shut-ins.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
that'd be easier to believe if you hadn't spent time coding bots to post on here

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
bit fucking bossy, mat8e

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
well SOMEONE's got to take charge
this place is going to hell in a handcart
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)
Why would I want to watch a video of that?
I do it all the time
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
busman's holiday?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
I watched that last week.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
At last, my backup has arrived
Tell 'em Windy. Tell them how brilliant it is.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
*tumbleweed*

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
Here's one
Why did the beach blush?

Because the sea weed!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
*distant church bell*

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
why would anyone want to watch that, I mean really, why

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:44, archived)
good question
Ok, shut it down.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
Nah, seen it before.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
Where's MONO?
I want to know how much he hates star wars/christmas/everything
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
he's probably drinking out of the toilet

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)
disgusting

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
that's what MONO does, he drinks out of the toilet

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:09, archived)
he's an animal

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
what's whitney houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
hmm
I don't know...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
...HAND EEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
Is that true?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:16, archived)
i have no idea

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:19, archived)
it sounds like whitney
man, she was a character!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
i'm going to be completely honest with you here
i was hoping for a better reaction to my joke
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
Don't worry
I'm laughing on the inside
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
i'm dying on the inside

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
Here's one
What's Bob Marley's favourite type of doughnut?

The ones with jammin'
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
Garlic bread??
GARLIC......BREAD??
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
Ah, that's dynamite, it really is
You know who else isn't tiresome? Lee Evans
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
is that true?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
It was, he's dead now Manolith
Feel good about that? Think of his family, man. Think of little Ziggy. Poor little Ziggy :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
i didn't kill him
and you can't prove otherwise
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:02, archived)
you win this round, Manolith
But I'll dig up something....and when I do....I'm taking you down
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
I'm going to steal it, then pass it off as my own.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
that's fine. it's what i did

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
disgusting

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
i can save you some time, there
it's 'a lot'
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
he's a horrible spiteful individual, twisted up inside with hatred

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
People like Ian Watkins get put in jail for the rest of their lives
Yet MONO is allowed to walk the streets.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
Actually, I should tweet this

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
MONO drinks out of the toilet

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
tags: MONO, drinks, khazi water, google index

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
#lego-nonce #boredgames

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:21, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:22, archived)
oh

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
Oh not fucking Star Wars.
Never seen it. Seen a few clips on telly and that and that only makes my mind up that I will never see it, ever. I don't get it, adults going all squirty in the gusset over a children's film. That goes for Dr Who too. Wankers.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
right

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
but they have laser swords and robots and a muppet that does magic

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
mostly, the films are terrible.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)
Yeah, but your parents hated you .

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
I have a massive hangover.
Productivity will be at a record low today. star wars is cool, Christmas is shit
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
ok
I appreciate all of this, but your hangover seems to have caused you to miss the question. I want to know where MONO is.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
I'm here

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:44, archived)
ok, someone can start a new thread now

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
this one's great though

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
you think so?
It does seem to have taken off. Ok, let's stick with it for now.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
don't listen to this madman

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:15, archived)
^ He's there

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
Cheers, cowardly lion
/ac
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
star wars is cool
christmas is great, when it's actually christmas
everything is sometimes ok.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
did you leave the lid up?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
yeah

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:39, archived)
christ, you're so negative
CHEER UP YOU MISERABLE SHIT
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
hi

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
Am i just fucking invisible you bunch of horrible scroats!
^upset
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
I dunno, are you?
I can't see you through the internet if that's any help
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
Star wars is shit, christmas is over-rated, lego campervans are shit unless you are a massive autism in which case they are fucking amazing apparently.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
hahaha

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
fuck star wars
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
My left wrist.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
Wanker

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:57, archived)
Best Daniel Day-Lewis film ever.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
so yeah, who's excited about star wars

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:24, archived)
children?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)
I bet you hate christmas too

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:29, archived)
why would I hate having a couple of weeks off work and daytime drinking?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
any totty in it?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:30, archived)
I heard Veronica Moser's going to be in it

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
I'm not familiar with her body of work

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
I have a hard time believing it won't be shit,
but I'll be very happy to be proven wrong.

With any luck, there'll be werewolves in it.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
yeah, I don't care soz

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
I bet you hate easter too

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)
I hate easter almost as much as mongy hates immigrants and homosexuals

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
mmm yeah all that nommy chocolate

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
meant to post this under the veronica moser thread soz

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
lolol

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:02, archived)
Yeah, I know.
You're a real ray of cynical detachment, on this otherwise super positive board.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
you're right
he IS the cancer that's eating away at this forum
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
what's the point in being excited about anything?
It'll be either good or it won't. Excitement is just like a credit card for emotions, cashing in future joy now against the emotional fulfillment you could have had in the future.

Basic emotional economics, innit.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:40, archived)
shut up MGT

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
regular Nietzsche right here

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
are you allowed to be excited while good things are happening?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
excitement is positive anticipation for the future
if you excited about something happening right now, you're a fucking idiot. Or a dog.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
yeah
Would've liked to have said hello to the baroness though.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:45, archived)
yeah i bet you would

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:48, archived)
I'm not ashamed
/ac :(
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
I'd like to wank in her hair and kick her down a flight of stone steps

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
me too, in a way

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
you fat fucking idiot

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
it's glandular

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
yeah right, poke it up yourself

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
oh, I will
in time
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)
you, probably
neeeerd
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:46, archived)
bored of this now

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)

gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Homer-yells-nerd.gif
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)
hi

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:09, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)
alright?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:21, archived)
alright MONO!

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:28, archived)
yes

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:53, archived)
yo

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:24, archived)
yoyo

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:57, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:25, archived)
How's the lawn?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:28, archived)
Luxurious and plentiful

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)
yeah, you?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:57, archived)
why the fuck has this place turned into a forest?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)
I don't know

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:36, archived)
It was all trees around these parts when i were a lad.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:38, archived)
I remember when all this was baldmonkey

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
Grandad.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
it's some kind of tax dodge

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)

d

Wow, much deductibles, so net, many VAT etc etc
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)
because apparently people think that december is christmas.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:57, archived)
go shit down your dad's leg

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:13, archived)
alright mope-o

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:15, archived)
mononononononononing

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)
morning

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:39, archived)
prick

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:52, archived)
wanker

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:59, archived)
morning.
I wish it wasn't for another few hours.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:52, archived)
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life
For me.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:59, archived)
Waking up and getting up has never been easy, Oh oh, I think you should know. 

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:07, archived)
up yours, dickface

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:11, archived)
yo

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 7:55, archived)
alright grry

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:00, archived)
alright Mis-to-the H to the o-ribble-dizzle

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:07, archived)
Is that gay slang or something?

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)
I hate rap

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:33, archived)
morning mr h
Sorr I didnt get back to you yesterday but here's hoping your friday is as good as thursday was.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:26, archived)
I do miss this place sometimes
/queue abuse

But.

Night shift, signing in x
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:35, archived)
Ah well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaVE4WVlsDQ

OMG NOT THE LINKS BOREDDD.

()__o

Night kids x
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
Well that was short lived.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:27, archived)
I would like to wank in your hair and kick you down a flight of stone steps if that's ok

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
so yeah

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:49, archived)
yeah

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
Cherie Blair, y/n ?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
n

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
/

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:58, archived)
yeah?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
rockin' Richie

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
freakin' Frank

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)
right on brother

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:54, archived)
damn fucking straight

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
innit tho

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
soya

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
That's EXACTLY how I feel about so many things
You are a psychic.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
why do people waste thousand of pounds on tattoos? no investment there at all, dumb cunts

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:02, archived)
it's an attempt to make themselves interesting

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
does anyone even ask why they have them?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
well I don't, I just automatically assume the person's a prick

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
it's the waste of money that I don't get,

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
it's so other people can go 'ooh, I bet you're well spiritual and that, look at all those celtic twirly bits and tribal zig zags'

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)
'and that's well sexy how you're buying tesco value instant noodles because that's all you can afford after you spent 50% of your last pay packet having another bit of your skin ruined'

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
'do you wanna see mine, I had a price list done on my lower back'

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
The cunt that does my anal bleaching has tats.
Common as muck.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:11, archived)
Do they really cost that much?
Bloody hell.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:04, archived)
I think they are quite expensive yes, those whole arm jobs must cost, buy a nice picture would be a better options

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
aye

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:16, archived)
alright

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
sweet as , might pop out

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, archived)
down the juicer?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, archived)
yeah why not, ain't been out all day

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:55, archived)
I might pop in

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:52, archived)
saucy

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, archived)
mr.h

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, archived)
rich

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:52, archived)
alright mr horrible
wotcha bin up to?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:26, archived)
developing new technology

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:27, archived)
sell it to gonz, he loves that stuff

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)
I know exactly what you mean
I just bought an Arduino, reckon I can be a coder by the end of the year
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
Mrs H
How has your Thursday been? Mine has been aces.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:04, archived)
alright Spasha
Mines been ok.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:29, archived)

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(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
6ay

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
fucking launch aborted, wankers
I properly wanted to see a good explosion today
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
It was aborted ages ago, are you watching a delayed stream?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
yeah, no, w/e

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
The very Bad Man that lives in my head
wants to copy/paste as much of the board as possible into the FIGlet ASCII art creator and post it as a post.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
haha, you should totes have done that, would have been well lol, haha yeah

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)
Sometimes I think you type sarcasm and lies online.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
:(((

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
you have my vote

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:43, archived)
he's calling us sexy in some sort of accent

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:31, archived)
yep

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
Your Grandma is

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
DUBS

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)

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(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)

i.imgur.com/BlYqFJS.gif
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
YOU ARE MUM IS FACE!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
better than a mono thread

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)
So is Hitler, actual dog poo, and Deal or No Deal.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
:'(

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
his threads drain all the joy from the world

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
good

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:33, archived)
maybe frank could teach momo how to peck at the keys on a keyboard and we could replace mono with him

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
wouldn't even miss a beat
at least momo preens himself once in a while
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
I'm going to kill myself now

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
Hooray, hopefully we'll get a new bumhole icon to replace these shitty christmas ones.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)

i.imgur.com/lIzdHgt.gif
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:26, archived)
Nope
Ipad innit
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)
I do actually label nsfw pics you know

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:03, archived)
I like that
I also liked the twilight zone one
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:58, archived)
Pfft, says /talks 2nd most popular of the week

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
I am super gay tho
I got a £5 Tombola Bingo voucher so I'm playing a bit of bingo
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:09, archived)
bored of that now

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:32, archived)
You're gay

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:14, archived)
Bored of that "bored of that "bored of that 'bored of that now' now" now" now
any plans for the weekend?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
I'd like to wank in your beard

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:20, archived)
I'd rather you didn't.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)
so shave it off, it'll have the added bonus that you won't look like a tramp any more

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
I don't now.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
Is that actually frank?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:42, archived)
who else would be such an utter bawbag?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
Fair.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
That's not a sentence.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
neither's ur face m8

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
You've gotten quite aggressive recently.
Something up?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
Aggresive? Never
I'm a pussy cat. I'm a doll baby.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
gizza hug

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
Alright, but keep your hands to yourself

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
Drink and be merry I reckon.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:20, archived)
it's not fucking christmas you bellend

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)
Yeah it is.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)

lmgtfy.com/?q=define+christmas
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
Do you believe everything you read on the Internet?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
Everything written by someone that is me.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
why, you a policeman or summat?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
I wish.
I'd shoot people.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
Cor, have I!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:24, archived)
:D

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
freakin' out

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
psychobilly

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
Alabama 3 again tonight,
half arsed hungover shift at work tomorrow, then as much juicer as I can manage
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
nice!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
Guest listed too.
I hope they have coca cola
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)
Can I be your date?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
I have 3 girls going already but you
can come with
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
GREAT!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
Yeah.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)
ssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
The LOVELY MONO!!
:D
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
:D
how's the penguins?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
:(

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
:'(

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:28, archived)
Christmas do #1
fix the car, work a bit
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
what are you doing this weekend, mono?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:01, archived)
not a lot.
bit of sorting in the garage maybe
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
Weekend in a Chester City Centre Hotel with free meal and free bar on the Saturday night.
Win.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
yes thanks

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)
don't tell him
he's collecting this information for nefarious reasons
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
great!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:37, archived)
bored of that "bored of that 'bored of that now' now" now
when's this fucking space rocket going to launch, cunt thing's just sat there farting gas everywhere, fuck all happening, I was thinking it'd be landing on Mars by now, bored, might go on youtube and find that video of Princess Aura getting tortured, see if I can wank at it
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
yeah right sure whatever

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)
bored of that 'bored of that now' now
according to wikipedia, what's the biggest tragedy that's ever occurred on your birthday?
hurricane flora killed 6000 people on my birthday in 1963. i was so ashamed that i decided not to be born for another 21 years
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
I win
June 27th, 1941 – Romanian governmental forces, allies of Nazi Germany, launch one of the most violent pogroms in Jewish history in the city of Iai, (Romania), resulting in the murder of at least 13,266 Jews.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
sorry, mongy wins

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:24, archived)
I can beat that
1937 – Dominican Republic strongman Rafael Trujillo orders the execution of the Haitian population living within the borderlands; approximately 20,000 are killed over the next five days.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
not seeing how that equates to a tragedy

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
Can you not read??
It was a pogrom. A POGROM!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)
He said "Tragedy".

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)
it's a real shame you never got past the audition to be in 'steps'
i think you'd have been great
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
MODS! BEARDOLITH'S BULLYING ME AGAIN! MODS!
Oh.
:(
sadtimes.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
that was a compliment!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)

Jan 21st 1999 – War on Drugs: In one of the largest drug busts in American history, the United States Coast Guard intercepts a ship with over 4,300 kilograms (9,500 lb) of cocaine on board.

I also have a pogrom but only 123 Jews dead
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
All that lovely snow

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
eastenders started

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
oof

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:24, archived)
Bonnie Langford was born

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:25, archived)
how many people did she kill?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:27, archived)
killed my erection just thinking about her

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:29, archived)
she's currently starring in dirty rotten scoundrels the musical, she was on tv this week

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:31, archived)
did you get to see any tit?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:32, archived)
Tim lovejoy was presenting it, so yeah lol

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:34, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
the vicar from the simpsons

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
she plays Ruprecht the monkey boy

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)
yeah, yeah. pretty sure you have a laminated copy of this tucked away somewhere
www.tilleysvintagemagazines.com/gallery/IMG_8391.JPG
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
what a fucking shit-eating grin

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
Pregnant
so she's clearly a slag
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
I have the same birthday as Gandhi
I think we share a lot in common. I also dislike violence and have been to India.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
2candhi
you could stand to do a bit more fasting though, chubbo
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)
never know
someone might throw a hand grenade at him
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)
1187 – Siege of Jerusalem: Saladin captures Jerusalem after 88 years of Crusader rule.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:31, archived)
The birth of Robert Sylvester 'R' Kelly

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
1066 Granada massacre
A Muslim mob storms the royal palace in Granada, crucifies Jewish vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela and massacres most of the Jewish population of the city.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
On the very day I was born
The Vrancea earthquake in eastern and southern Europe kills more than 1,500, mostly in the seriously damaged city of Bucharest, Romania.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
tl;dr

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
ha, mine was 4 times the tragedy yours was

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)
:(
I wish a load of jews had been killed on my birthday
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
haha, then we could all rush to be the first to say something anti-semitic!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
genocide is no laughing matter, Manolith
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
haha

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Heydrich got assassinated.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:58, archived)
9/11 :(

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)
come on, he's not THAT good

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
you were born on the 9th of november?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
Mh17 went down on my birthday.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
must have been a hell of a party

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
1950: Apartheid: In South Africa, the Group Areas Act is passed formally segregating races.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
Hang on, 1998 earthquake killed just over 3000 with a further 2000 unaccounted for.
I'm claiming them as deaths so that puts me at 5000 dead
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
they all just used the earthquake as an excuse to abandon their families and start new lives in tijuana

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
1680 - Hen in Rome lays an egg imprinted with comet not seen until Dec 16th.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)
hen in rome, do as the romans do

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
it's actually my birthday today, actually.
how should I celebrate? I've already turned down bingo so you can't say bingo.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:18, archived)
bored of that now
so yeah, vicars, they're not meant to murder babies right? not entirely clear on how that works, maybe there's a get-out clause if it's their daughter's baby and they're the father, dunno, christians eh, the world will not know freedom until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:12, archived)
True dat.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
I don't know any of the facts surrounding the case but I'm prepared to believe he was planning to eat the baby

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:14, archived)
I don't remember them saying he was Irish.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
Shia LeBeouf cannibal cult priests are every where

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
it's true
i read it online
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
Must be.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)
I thought vicars weren't supposed to use their willies

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
again, I emphasise that I know absolutely nothing about the case
but I remain firmly convinced that he was a heroin-addicted child rapist
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
+crazy mislam from ongo bongo land

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:22, archived)
well obviously details are sketchy at present
but we must at least entertain the possibility that he was a funny colour
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
oingo boingo land?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
you know, I'm starting to enjoy twitter again
I'll probably get bored of it in a week or so, but there we are.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:28, archived)
you fucking hipster

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
LIVE IN THE NOW, MAN
CONTEMPORISE, MAN!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)
yeah, it goes in cycles
i mainly just do the boss tweets now
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
can you ban MONO please?
I find him abrasive
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
yeah, he's awful
thing is, if i start banning people based on that it'll just be vlad here, alone
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
PURGE

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
that film about legalising crime for a night?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
I watched the sequel the other day
It's like they're trying to express a message about american society and corruption in high office, but they're not quite there. It's a movie that should have been made years ago with someone like James Stewart.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
tl;dr

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
You fucking savage

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:26, archived)
OHHHHHHH YEEAH

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
*digs it*

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:49, archived)
says who?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
basically anyone

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
basically anyone

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:49, archived)
anyone, basically

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:22, archived)
wanker

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
not even to wee out of?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
/talk will not know freedom until you've been sandboxed again.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
Sandboxing's too good for him.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
Look, they were practising for the Nativity Play and he got a bit over-enthusiastic while acting as Herod.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
i am a herod. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:25, archived)
Shut up baldmonkey.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
harsh

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
he has a point

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:28, archived)
go back to your seedy gay bath meeting

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
lol

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
i watched the bill murray army comedy 'stripes' last night
i had no idea it was so... gratuitous
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
yeah, it's like Porky's in the army

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
don't ask, don't tell

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
you should watch Nightmare on Elm Street 2
It's a gay film, made by gays, and appreciated for being gay by other gays.

And Freddy kills some people with finger knives or summat.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:25, archived)
sounds gay

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
you're like penis diderot

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)

diderot mightierthanthesword
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
good morning frank
I have a meeting to go to right now, but we can talk later, alright?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
haha, yeah, ok, it's a "meeting", we'll go with that, we'll pretend we don't know about you sneaking off to some seedy gay bath house, yeah, have a good "meeting" ok, just don't tell me any of the fucking details ok

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
haha, yeah, ok, it's a "seedy gay bath house", we'll go with that, we'll pretend we don't know about you sneaking off to have a crafty wank in the bogs, yeah, have a good time at the "gay bath house" ok, just don't tell me any of the fucking details ok

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
oh hahaha

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
I'm back from my seedy gay bath house
I mean "meeting"
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
Wow, that was fast
10 minutes, new record
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
I KNEW IT

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)
I was sorry not to see you there
You were asked after
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
I properly fucking hate faggots I do

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
you're like one of those self-hating jews
but for gays
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
^tweetin dis

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:00, archived)
well, better than being a jew I suppose

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:04, archived)
hang on, aren't all jews queer?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
I think that's true actually
I read it in a journal
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:23, archived)
hahaha

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
^ top internet

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:38, archived)
hahahaha

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
wibbly wobbly whaa whaa whaa that's the sound of a northerner

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:54, archived)
put a sock in it you horrendous fishwife

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
documentary on now about manchester, hobsons choice,

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:15, archived)
Salford isn't Manchester you prick, it's a separate city

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
hahaha, yeah like its even a place

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:37, archived)
at least it's not fucking France

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
im still lolling at salford, Haha, how you come up with this shit makes me chuckle

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
see, you're the last one to start using my schtick, place really is dead on its arse now

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:52, archived)
john mills just did his new bride, didn't see none of it tho, it was implied

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
damn, have I just missed out on some implied 1950s black and white tit there?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
yes indeed, he even said by gum when he saw her in the morning

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
Priests don't exist so it's fine.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
windy pig! it's windy pig everyone!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:13, archived)
Machomanmanolith. It's good to see you're well.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:44, archived)
i am, i am
what've you been up to?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
you've got some nerve

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:24, archived)
You.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
Onnimrg

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:23, archived)
yo

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:32, archived)
How's mono this fine morning?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:35, archived)
not too bad I suppose.
you?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:43, archived)
Oh, bearing up

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)
Could be worse.
you could have a shit christmas icon
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:06, archived)
Cunts totally ignored my christmas suggestions. I reckon the mods are all muslims or satanists or something. Worst B3TA christmas ever.
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2379369
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:10, archived)
it's a shit suggestion.
also, it's qotw, all of which is shit.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:18, archived)
Are you kidding? Just imagine how christmassy this place would be with red and green stripes, I reckon it would cheer people up so much it might even prevent a few suicides.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:22, archived)
Are there any medicinal benefits to doing this?
tinyurl.com/mlamghq
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:54, archived)
that shit just made me hard.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
Masturbating helps to reduce your risk of prostate cancer.
Not sure about any extra benefit from doing it into a jar with a pony, sounds like that homeopathic bullshit to me.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:14, archived)
you're welcome!

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:22, archived)
gronmin

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:24, archived)
MONOnnimrg

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:56, archived)
m-m-m-m-m-m-multi morning

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:05, archived)
Groomin'
on a Sunday afternoon.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:45, archived)
Bicycling on every wednesday evening, and so on

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:55, archived)
good morning MONO
I trust you slept well
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
Cnniasofg
Cnniasofg
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
morning

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 6:27, archived)
morning dickface

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 7:43, archived)
brb

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:08, archived)
See you

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)
Jimmy?

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:16, archived)
No, I'm trying to give them up

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:23, archived)
mkorning brb
have you bought a christmas jumper yet?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:23, archived)
spasticfly

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:26, archived)
Mrs H
Have you bought a christmas jumper yet?
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:27, archived)
no

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:32, archived)
you really should embrace the festive fever
by buying a christmas jumper and being pissed on a train at 7am - fucking cunts.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:39, archived)
fuck that shit

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
complete fucking wankers mate.
I am staying in a hotel in Chester on Saturday with family...apparently we all HAVE to have christmas jumpers...i might boycott it.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, archived)

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