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How are you?
I've got a weekend on the Devon coast planned, I'm really looking forward to it.
Got anything you're looking forward to?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)

yes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:11, archived)

show off

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

let me have my moment

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

Good.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

some of it really is rather good

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

i dunno, sounds a bit shit

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

yeah it's not really your thing

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

I'm pleased.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

Think I'm going to see that Free Fire film tonight.
That should be alright.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

What's that then?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

New film by Ben Wheatley. Supposed to be quite good.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

Oh, he did a field in england.
That's a good film
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

I've not seen that.
I enjoyed High Rise, but I reckon I probably wouldn't have understood what was happening had I not read the book.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

sightseers is enjoyable too

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

Ah yeah, I've seen that.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

Sightseers is fucking great! Loved it.
Kill List...

I rather like all of his films tbh

RATHER\!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:33, archived)

I've avoided anything by him since Kill List turned out to be utterly shit.
Which is a shame, as I'd quite like to see High Rise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

No way, I really enjoyed Kill List.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:34, archived)

Badly shot, predictable, and boring.
I hated it so much, as I'd heard good things about it and was looking forward to it.
Neil Maskell seemed to be asleep, for most of the film, too. He got to play a much more interesting version of him in Utopia, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

Utopia was proper good

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:40, archived)

Yeah, I'm pretty annoyed that got cancelled.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:42, archived)

it probably ended at the right time tbh
it would have been ludicrous if they'd dragged it out even longer.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

Never got round to watching the second series.
Didn't seem like it really needed one, to be honest.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

i went to school with him, had a pint with him and danny dyer the other year in the red barn crayford

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

This rivals mcbeef's c-list celebrity connections.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)

Predictable?
That ending was mental.
You must have a warped mind to see that coming.

I didn't really get A Field in England
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)

Really?
You must have never seen a horror film before.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:49, archived)

My fave genre, but ok
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:51, archived)

Are you familiar with The Wicker Man?
Different story, but the twist is very similar.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:55, archived)

Straw Dogs though.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:02, archived)

Given the hype surrounding that when it came out,
it's surprisingly tame.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:09, archived)

Yeah, it was banned for a while wasn't it?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:10, archived)

I think so, yeah.
Nothing I've seen from Sam Peckinpah has seemed to deserve the backlash it received at the time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:51, archived)

Kinda, yeah. Not the Nic Cage version though!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:04, archived)

A film that defines "so bad, it's bad".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:09, archived)

I reckon the best Nic Cage film is Wild at Heart.
But the best role in that is William Defoe as Bobby Peru.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)

Although i did enjoy watching himself drink himself to death in leaving las vegas.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)

I like that film very much.
Nic Cage is generally watchable, although even he couldn't save Left Behind.

Bobby Peru's wooden teeth are a thing of wonder.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

Not sure I'd describe the twist in The Wicker Man as 'very similar'.
A little similar, maybe. The original's a corker, though. Nic Cage is a wazzock, though, with an acting style he describes as 'nouveau shamanic' and I describe as 'bad'.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:15, archived)

The lead being manipulated by the cultists to become the key part of their ritual?
Pretty similar, and I can't honestly believe that anyone was surprised by the reveal of his final victim.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:38, archived)

TWO POUND TWENTY FOR A CUP OF TEA??
Manolith, we need to have a serious talk
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8064752
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

You animal.
I'll bet you put the milk in before taking the bag out, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

mate, we did this yesterday
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8064465
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:21, archived)

Yeah, but we didn't go into detail.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

True, the questions on everyone's lips is
What's $$'s water preference? Tap or mineral? Buxton or Volvic? Is he an Evian peasant?

*opens spreadsheet in anticipation*
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

used

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:34, archived)

you can't get purer than water that has passed through the kidneys

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

swirled around a hooker's mouth before she spits it back into my mouth

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:52, archived)

Typical PACT coffee drinker

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8027418
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)

When it comes to marketing material, nothing puts me off faster than over familiarity
Stop trying to be my friend and tell me what you want my money for already
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

you're like a more articulate philip j fry

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:17, archived)

Same.
I don't like software/electronics that are anthropomorphised either. I don't want my microwave to say hello.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

"I just want to be your friend!"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

frinkiac.com/gif/S13E03/885426/893142/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:41, archived)

Not exactly unpredictable,
but this is nonetheless very well done.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:53, archived)

Might have to rewatch Wall-E at some point.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:57, archived)

Wall-E is one of the weakest Pixar films in my opinion
There I said it
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:01, archived)

I agree

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)

i.imgur.com/Z6sDyvm.png
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)

plezh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:20, archived)

there are Pixar films that I dislike more than Wall-E though
Maybe I'll share them with you one day
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:20, archived)

imdb list or gtfo

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:32, archived)

This is quite a good one
Cider House Rules: So good, it gets mentioned twice

www.imdb.com/list/ls053981701?ref_=tt_rls_3
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

I'd expect a pot, with enough for at least 2 cups, for that much.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

i think if you sit in, that's what you get
for some reason they charge the same for a single takeaway cup
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

Are you a dormouse?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

you can't ask that, it's discriminatory

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

ridiculous, innit
luckily i wasn't paying. it's from that 'all about tea' place next to the uni. great for christmas presents, not so great for everyday tea needs. i'll have to remember to do a flask tomorrow. the guy who paid for the teas was livid
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

I bet he was

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

Woah, tea bag is like 10p.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

+ing

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

Cheap.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

Yeah it's good value when you think about it

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

Wife is away for the weekend, so I'll have to amuse the children.
Tempted to spent the time eating junk food and watching inappropriate films, ensuring that I'll become best dad ever.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

Set the clock forward so they think you're letting them stay up stupidly late, then reap the rewards of getting them into bed early.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

I reckon this'd only work in winter.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:32, archived)

do the lads enjoy porn as much as your daughter?

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

No.
Eldest is learning about sex at school, and thinks sex is disgusting. In fairness, it is.

Nice callback, by the way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:20, archived)

dunno

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

Juicer later?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

yeah, about 5 ish , i try and keep normal hours where possible

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

I'm quite looking forward to my trip to the UK
it'll be my first holiday with the spawn, and there's a family reunion planned.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

We'd promised to take the kids abroad, this year,
but then we decided that things like a new porch, shed, patio doors and sofas are more important, so our summer holiday will be in St Ives, instead.
I'm assuming the Cornish know how to make tea, or I'll be well upset.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

Bashbashbashbashbashbash

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

no

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

You could have brought my box and saved me the shipping cost.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

then you'd have had to spend twice as much on fuel coming down to Kent to pick it up
THINK, MCPIG, THINK
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:31, archived)

Thinking is for management

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:42, archived)

Looking forward to a vernissage tonight and a birthday bash with some massive drugs on Sat.
Should be good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

I gave your nan a private viewing of my master piece last night m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

That's funny, she rang me this morning and said she'd seen a lovely decorative thimble for her collection.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

yeah, I was using them to limit skin pruning while fisting her arse
but when I pulled out I only had 4 left :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:42, archived)

maybe you'd be more at home on /links

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

nah, I like stuj

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

The Aristocrats!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:00, archived)

I'm going on holiday next week
so I'm looking forward to that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:21, archived)

Where you off?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

southampton

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

Lovely

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

I'll take YOU to southampton in a minute, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

they've got a big Ikea

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

can we go to toys r us?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:40, archived)

only if you're good going round Ikea

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

^ got a thing for geoffrey

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

They're both tall.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

Skee-lo's first draftzzzzz

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:09, archived)

it's a shame he lost his medical license
no more dr g. raffe
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

Napoli, baby

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

I love Italy.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

Us too
Florence next year, I reckon
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

Yeah, Florence is ace.
We're doing Tuscany this year
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

Nice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

Yeah, Scicily is also lovely

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:40, archived)

I've not been to Sicily, where do you recommend

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

Taormina. Beautiful setting, lots to do and good rail links. Bit expensive though

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

Don't mind the price.
Holiday is a treat.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

take a whole month off and do the whole place

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:49, archived)

~~lace~~ opulation
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

Try not to upset the Mafia

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)

I'll try my best
but I can be pretty provocative
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:42, archived)

they don't kill people outside the system
hth
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)

You seem to take an awful lot of holidays.
Maybe it's just me, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

4 or 5 a year
Is that a lot? I don't know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

Seems pretty excessive m8

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

Lol

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:51, archived)

Seems like a lot to me.
But, then again, I don't travel much.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:51, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

What?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:01, archived)

I want to book a holiday but can't be fucked to do the research.
This has resulted in me not going on holiday in the past.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

^ this
I don't really know where to start, and don't care enough to learn.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:54, archived)

you're a couple of useless divs

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:02, archived)

It's people like them, that never leave the country that have caused brexit.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)

Just seems like a lot of effort for something I probably won't enjoy all that much.
At least when I holiday in the UK, I can drive to where we're going, and leave when I've had enough.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:11, archived)

Oh I'm sure I'll enjoy something.
It's just I procrastinate the research.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

do your family go on holiday without you?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)

Don't be daft!
The kids are all too young to drive.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

A few things actually, but they're spread across the year

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

I'm only interested in the next 48 days.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

Why? Do you know something we don't?

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

It's just any longer than that is going to impact on later plan threads

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

no, wrestlemania is over with for another year

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

lol
Come on, m8...PAYBACK! THE BLANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:37, archived)

i can't wait to see braun strowman vs the big show in a 'who can move the slowest' contest

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

Big show was never particularly quick.
Nice to see the hardy boys back, they did some pretty cool stunts back in the day.
I remember a good rivalry with the Dudley boys for a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

he's actually in really good shape right now
i think he might want to do one more big feud and then retire. when he first appeared (in wcw, i think), they pretended he was the son of andre the giant

yeah the hardyz rivalry with the dudleys and edge & christian was one of the best running feuds of all time. they had this match at mania 17 and it's probably one of my favourites ever. www.dailymotion.com/video/xkqx7i_edge-christian-vs-the-hardys-vs-the-dudleys-tlc-ii-world-tag-team-championships-wrestlemania-x7_sport
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:14, archived)

searching for this (it's known as tlc2) led me to an amazon result for the 'tlc 2-tone pussy masturbator'

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

^ chasing waterfalls

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

Sounds lovely, I'm sure your cat would appreciate that.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:21, archived)

I remember that.
Edge and Christian still about?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

neither wrestle anymore
edge got a neck injury and isn't allowed. christian just retired. they do a comedy show for the wwe's online streaming service and edge does some acting now and then.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:28, archived)

They were high flyers, no surprise they retired early.
Is it as good now as attitude era? People tell me it is, and I've got sky now to watch it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

i'm probably the wrong person to ask as i think the attitude era was overrated
but the quality of wrestling is the best it's ever been. they're not allowed to rely on some of the 'cheaper' methods of getting crowd reactions anymore, like blading. it all has to come from skill.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:57, archived)

It's like old ECW
It was so exciting at the time, and seems so pointless now. The fans didn't care who won, or why, as long as someone got thrown off of something high.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:06, archived)

Attitude era is what I watched, as a kid it was brilliant.
Steve Austin, undertaker, all the McMahon and hhh stuff. And Mick Foley was a hero.
I might pick it up again, if probably enjoy different aspects.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)

NXT is well worth a watch
In a lot of ways, I prefer it to 'proper' WWE these days
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:24, archived)

Fun Fact about Big Show
When he started in WCW, he would move around very quickly. On one occasion he did a moonsault off the top rope, pretty dramatic for a 7 footer. Later on that night he got told off by management because "giants don't do backflips".
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)

I've just found a statue of you.
imgur.com/gNlOGMK
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:43, archived)

I don't like this
but by god, I respect it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:45, archived)

did you know that since taker's wrestlemania streak ended, the current holder of biggest streak (of piss, lol) is rvd with 4-0

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:59, archived)

ah
Undertaker's is going to be difficult to beat.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:03, archived)

His name refers to this, right?
The main signs of labour starting are strong, regular contractions and a "show". A show is when the plug of mucus from your cervix comes away.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:18, archived)

yeah, that's it
a really big one
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)

can you give me some brief facts about it to impress an 11 year old?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

disgusting on a family forum

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

Undertaker has retired
that's all you need to know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

bo dallas is bray wyatt's brother

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

and their dad is IRS

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)

i.imgur.com/4tryEIe.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)

that's a great picture

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:11, archived)

i.imgur.com/vs2WeaQ.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

Awesome.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)

I'm looking forward to more Urugayan Wagyu Burgers
we've got about 18 for Friday
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

lol
u r gay
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:01, archived)

Ive got a good friend visiting this weekend.
Will be having a jolly nice catch up over some gins, and maybe a drive to the beach on Sunday. Not seen her for almost a year, so should be fun
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:28, archived)

North or South?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

Woolacombe

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)

Good stuff, hope weather's good for you

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

Love it there

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:44, archived)

For a place in Devon, it sure does sound Australian.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:43, archived)

beautiful part of the world
hope the weather holds
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:01, archived)

I don't mind,
We had a fantastic weekend there last year where it was some of the worst storms if ever seen.
We sat up on the cliffs in a little cafe watching the boiling sea for hours. And the restaurant we found had a view over the bay, lightning strikes and all the power goes out, so drinks by candlelight while they figured out how to sort dessert.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)

not going to argue there
some of the best holidays I've had, we've had terrible weather. Well I hope you have a good time, I'm sure you will
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:28, archived)

heavy drinking

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:49, archived)

drink responsibly

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)

4 u anything

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:15, archived)

i love u a bit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:28, archived)

How heavy?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:19, archived)

not sure
just trying to look cool
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

Careful m8, you'll end up an alcoholic like Spanishfly

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)

you're right

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:10, archived)

Hoi Grrro!

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:29, archived)

alright
I'm drenched
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:31, archived)

sounds sexual

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:26, archived)

I have that effect on people
It's a gift and a curse
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:12, archived)

morning

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:39, archived)

alright
what's happening in the world of broadsword?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:44, archived)

Just coffee
coffee's great isn't it?
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:55, archived)

I like coffee
I've had two cups already
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:14, archived)

I too like coffee, but had to cut down from drinking it throughout the day
to only having it in the morning :(
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:14, archived)

oh :(

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

Digestion or heart?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

willy

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)

+ bum bum

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)

Heart
I was averaging about 6 - 8 cups a day, not for the kick but for the taste, I prefer it to tea
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)

switch to whiskey

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

Done...aaaaaand done!
Yay now I'm unemployed! :D
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)

You couldn't find a decent decaf?
A cup of tea has about as much caffeine as coffee, so that wouldn't have saved you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)

Not a fan of decaf, as I'm one of thos gay hipster types who either buys beans and grinds them
or buys pre ground, none of that instant muck. I've just cut down to either an espresso or two cups a day now
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

--
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.-.
-.
..
-.
--.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:53, archived)

-.-- ---

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:56, archived)

*waves flags*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:14, archived)

Good morning. What can I do for you today?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:16, archived)

sex please!

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:20, archived)

male

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:01, archived)

tell me why my segment LEDs flicker when using a digispark with a buck converter
but don't when I use a nano with the same power supply
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)

One has capacitors smoothing the supply.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:27, archived)

the buck converter should be smoothing the supply though
but yer, maybe I'll try adding one
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:30, archived)

right, it's definitely not the power supply
I've tried four different ones now and the problem persists. It's definitely the digisparks, but I don't know why.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

Try swapping it for a Pokésparks

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

Put the cap after the digisparks.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

what do you mean?
The digispark connects directly to the supply, then uses digital pins to shunt data to two shift registers, which control 4 LED anodes. Two of the anodes are buggering about but I can't tell why.

I think it's actually code related, like the digispark's clock frequency being affected by the power input or summink.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:49, archived)

but when optimus prime died, he gave the digispark to hot rod
turning him into 'rodimus prime'. i still think ultra magnus should have got it instead
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

WHOA
spoilers m8
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)

oh shit, sorry

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)

~~optimus prime~~ fred
~~the digispark~~ jane
~~ultra magnus~~ bungle
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:11, archived)

^playing with his twanger

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:20, archived)

Because you touch yourself at night

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:32, archived)

I don't think that can be the cause of ALL my problems m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

Probably some sort of virus, there's a lot of them about

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:46, archived)

when are you pricks going to come up with some sort of panacea for viruses?
it's a pretty poor show that you categorise every single thing that you can neither recognise nor treat as a virus
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

It's difficult because viruses are so small that you can't actually see them but we know they're probably there, a bit like your penus

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

I can't believe it's the International Day of Sport for Development and Peace once again
blows my mind
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)

Freaks my nut

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)

stay safe
stay safe my sweetest x x x
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:26, archived)

OH HAI

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)

SUPER ^ __ ^

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

Neko face for the win.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:45, archived)

(●´ω｀●)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:50, archived)

I hope that Yeto-san will notice me.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:15, archived)

Tsundere chat

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

N-No...

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

desu lynam
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)

Morning.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)

bit formal

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)

wahey!

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:26, archived)

Business is about to pick up!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Beer%27s_Eve
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:29, archived)

Beautiful

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

I'm getting in on that

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

don't give me that fucking look sunshine

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

ugh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:47, archived)

^ tumblrina

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:50, archived)

Still not well?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:53, archived)

first thing in the morning is the worst part of the day
closely followed by last thing at night
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:55, archived)

Sorry to hear that, m8
Hope you start to feel better soon
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:57, archived)

thx hun

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:00, archived)

The joy I would feel at today being my Friday is being undermined by my having to have a serious word with my underling.
Morning, all. If you were my brother, what would you want for your birthday?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:02, archived)

I am in the same dilemma brotherly present-wise
I've only seen him twice in three years
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

sexual favours

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

This idea is not without merit.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:11, archived)

a picture of Ricky Gervais as David Brent (although singed by himself) doing that dance
with the words "Happy Birthday [brother's name], Have a good one. All the breast!
From,
David.
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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:10, archived)

bottle of expensive brandy

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:10, archived)

Something relevant to my interests

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:13, archived)

guffs

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

Lexi Belle

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:19, archived)

a night on the town with Two Hats

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Southampton?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

whatever is easiest for him

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

the album Avalon by Roxy Music

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

to put him in the mood for this
b3ta.com/talk/8064679
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

pass on that

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)

Just the love only 2 brothers can share

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)

my two brothers hate eachother
one wasn't even invited to the other's wedding
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

Serves him right for not wearing the right trousers to the Christening.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:02, archived)

Yeah, but one of you're brothers is demonstrably a knob.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:02, archived)

yeah, that's the one who wasn't invited
the other one's a full-on autismo. I bought him a parachute jump for his stag gift; he said "no" and that was that.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:12, archived)

How do they feel about you?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:12, archived)

I'm the only person in my family that all other family members talk to
getting away from the drama was one reason for emigrating.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

a pillowcase full of seaweed

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)

it is that great day of Thor again!
By Jupiter!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

a m8 of mine who got divorced recently bought himself a Brunswick pool table
blue cloth, yay!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)

just had a cup of tea that cost £2.20
madness
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)

well they have to make enough to cover their overheads

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)

they make their own tea on the premises and it's a local business. they do about 30 flavours, etc etc
but we were only looking for a cup of english breakfast because the canteen is shut for ~~easter~~ and didn't want to go to greggs or fucking starbucks
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)

greggs tea is disgusting

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)

and the heir to greggs the empire is a paedo

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)

It's a pie shop for people who don't like pies. Everything there is disgusting.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)

it will all change after brexit, you'll see

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:59, archived)

nope, we're not allowed to moan about prices on here apparently

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)

this is true though
it's not like i said it was £40
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

how much should a cup of tea cost?
in my head an expensive pint is anything over 2quid, and cups of tea should cost 20p and come in polystyrene cups, cos I'm so out of touch.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

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mongychops, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)

wankers

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$$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:49, archived)

the guy serving was a right sullen nob as well
i'm very disappointed
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)

Broken Brexit, my bananas are still bent as well

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)

Alright /talk
I don't have AIDS and I am not an alcoholic despite what the on the spectrum 2can says.

What's going on chaps? Anyone listen to Bill Burrs podcasts? If not why not? Gay.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:17, archived)

I'm not usually wrong about these things

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:10, archived)

He was two and a half hours late when his mate rung him, what was the point in going in
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15205278.Bus_driver_who_drank_vodka_and_margaritas_all_night_before_crashing_his_bus_into_a_Dartford_home_spared_jail/
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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:23, archived)

respect for being 56 and boozing all night

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:26, archived)

And no sniff, they would've tested

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:28, archived)

Yeah, a solid nine-hour sesh on the spirits is respectable in anyone's books.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:59, archived)

If he was still two times the limit at 9pm, fair play

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:13, archived)

Good liver on him, that's for sure.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:13, archived)

Might you gov a poll to get his job back

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:20, archived)

He's demonstrating the sort of gumption in the face of adversity that we could all benefit from in these difficult times.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:22, archived)

Whatever next !
m.kentlive.news/teenager-threatened-with-knife-in-sevenoaks/story-30252411-detail/story.html
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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:38, archived)

This is great. I'm trying to imagine his thought process:
"Oh no, I am late! I had better go and drive my bus or I might lose my job!", while attempting to put on his work trousers and falling over for the fourth time.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:55, archived)

He was only there about an hour

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:00, archived)

lol poo driver

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:13, archived)

Frank OkanlaLOST, more like

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:38, archived)

Don't give up your day job.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:48, archived)

this is why I had to settle for global financial news rather than tabloid journalism

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:52, archived)

The gossip pages loss

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:26, archived)

Billy Zane,
What ever happened to that Cunt?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:39, archived)

Not a clue
Changed into a mass of amorphous proteins and slithered down a drain?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:47, archived)

Possinly

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:21, archived)

ate a large amount of grain

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:53, archived)

Nope

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:22, archived)

went to Spain
he didn't like it
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:05, archived)

Yeah like anyone likes Spain

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:22, archived)

he died in 9/11

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:19, archived)

Classic $$

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:21, archived)

So, that went well, huh?
I'm waiting for manolith to break his silence on whether or not he's banned Ken Livingstone from /talk, yet.
What are you waiting for?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:06, archived)

Godot. Lol!
Actually, I'm waiting for my ex to turn up with the food in her fridge that she won't eat, now that I have a fridge of my own in which to put it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)

Homot, more like

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:09, archived)

"The 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow'."

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)

....

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:11, archived)

the golden age of put-downs
I like this
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vladimir, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:25, archived)

Sour milk, wilted veg and rancid meat?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)

Hopefully not.
There will be cheese involved. She hates cheese.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:11, archived)

You're well shot of her.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:15, archived)

I'mma answer the door to her while dressed as a cheese sandwich.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

This made me laugh more than it should and I don't know why
Probably a sign of cancer :(
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:11, archived)

We were supposed to be doing a presentation on ourselves for the boss's boss's boss tomorrow
but it's been postponed. I'm quite pleased about this.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)

Can't they afford whiteboards?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:09, archived)

I have no idea

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)

It's an important issue and needs to be addressed.
Demand to see the MD, immediately.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:11, archived)

The meeting will be done virtually
so I'm not sure it's relevant, but I'll bring it up at the next budget meeting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:12, archived)

What, WebEx, or something?
I hope you've got an interactive Two Hats, for the audience to click on? "Tap his belly to make him giggle, or click on his feet to watch him dance!"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

I wish
I never even use my webcam, but he wants us to use it for this call. I'm dreading it. Just because it's not happening tomorrow, doesn't mean it won't happen at some point.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:29, archived)

download this so that you're ready
store.steampowered.com/app/274920/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:32, archived)

O.M.God.

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:35, archived)

"instant digital cosplay!"

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:40, archived)

is there any other three word phrase in the english language, any sweeter than this??

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:55, archived)

"free bar reception"

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:59, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:09, archived)

this is life

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

I don't see the point of webcams.
All it captures is a blurry pic of someone looking like they don't want to be there.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)

Not just a blurry pic, don't forget about the 10 - 15 frame per second slideshow
And the continuous gloing gloing that sounds like everyone is talking underwater
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:14, archived)

Surely they should know what you do already.
And if they don't that sounds like a management issue.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:09, archived)

Oh, not at that level
I mean, he knows what the team does...He seems to be someone who's keen on individuals.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:11, archived)

My boss has whole systems in place to not deal with individuals.
I got hassled into doing some corporate questionnaire earlier. It was some feedback/test thing to see if I knew about various internal frameworks or something. I got bored and stopped reading it and just gave everything 7/10.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)

good for him

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)

Also, if someone like that asks what you do, professionally or personally
saying "you're the boss, you should already know" is probably not a very smart thing to do.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)

what if everything you know about being a boss was gleaned from the 'like a boss' video by lonely island?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

I tell the ladies I'm in charge of zooming in after the 2nd treble-20.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)

I usually stay out of the way of people who look important.
So they don't ask me what I do. I get the impression it's best not to be known by these people.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:20, archived)

~~a management issue~~ an oecumenical matter.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)

write 'fuck' on one set of knuckles and 'all!' on the other
then stride in there and punch them in the face, twice
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:15, archived)

I like this.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:28, archived)

you gonna slip in a few cheeky holiday snaps?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

like what you see?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:29, archived)

I do

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:34, archived)

almost certainly NSFW
i.imgur.com/mdQKxkx.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:39, archived)

and now I wank

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:09, archived)

vaya con dios

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:10, archived)

contents: checked

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:59, archived)

hahaha you work for a yank company

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:32, archived)

I sure do
a fucking big one, an'all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:35, archived)

you'd have been waiting a while
i didn't even know the question had been posed
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)

Well, that does it!
I'm withdrawing my funding.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)

~~funding~~ penus
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:36, archived)

~~with~~
+on
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)

nothing

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:32, archived)

Payment

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:43, archived)

5.15

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:52, archived)

^ out of his brain on the train

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:13, archived)

one of my youtube fans just pointed out
that Purrrmachine died a year ago today
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:01, archived)

the traffic to die down
and then I might take the dog for a haircut/nail clipping/oil change etc
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:55, archived)

Merlot & vindaloo

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:52, archived)

what to do this fine evening

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:54, archived)

Ghost in the Shell DVD, probably released at £1 next week

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:28, archived)

Wanna speak from an informed position about why it's so inferior to previous versions while stroking my neckbeard but no way am I paying today's cinema prices

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:36, archived)

Might just parrot some YouTube "expert" and all their tedious opinions, even cheaper

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:37, archived)

IF YOU ENJOYED MY 45 MINUTES OF MONOTONOUS DRONE INTERSPERSED WITH COPYRIGHT-INFRINGING 2 SECOND GRABS OF CARTOON ROBOT TITS DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:49, archived)

You sir are a potato, and your wife is a sack of bellends.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:06, archived)

The best way to show you're not upset is to reply to every single criticism

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)

So my cat killed this sparrow just by catching it
made what looked like a tiny cut on the chest and it didn't bleed much but it seemed to die of a heart attack.

What's the grimmest thing you've ever seen?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:04, archived)

Nick Grimshaw?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)

~~Grim~~ Ker
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:13, archived)

lol, "Nick Ker"!
Like pants!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)

stuj's wife's fanny

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:08, archived)

I can't work out if her fanny is revolting, really popular, or insignificant.
"I like that" is really inconsistent with his insults.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:10, archived)

loads
celebrity porn vids and pics, saddam hussien hanging, majority of liveleak, a loved one dying, etc.
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:08, archived)

celebrity porn vids have just taught me that even rich and famous people have really dull sex
Paris Hilton's one looks almost necrophilial, she's so dead inside.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)

walking home after clubbing one night
a car came careering off the road and smashed into a wall metres from me.

I was less concerned about the bloody faces in the driver and passenger seat, and more about the fact I had windscreen glass in my chips and curry sauce.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:09, archived)

Oh man, glass is so hard to pick out of food
I really wish my wife was more careful when cooking, it's such a regular occurence.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)

I got glass splinters in my tongue, once,
as I've almost certainly mentioned before.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:13, archived)

I once sliced my tongue licking a can lid.
Greedy bastard.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

You spaz.
Also, "ow".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

She's doing it deliberately.
Buy her a grinder so she can do you in properly like they did in oz.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:04, archived)

Probably those anti-smoking photos where someone is squeezing the fat out of an artery.
Yum.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:10, archived)

Put it on some toast
Laaaaarvly
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)

urgh yeah, that's grim
and yet, I'm subscribed to /r/popping
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:13, archived)

alt: this
b3ta.com/questions/smells/post2189171
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)

Old people are disgusting.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

Noel Edmunds

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)

imagine what his face would be like if he shaved

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:13, archived)

I'll put that thought into my rotation of current nightmares

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

The horror,
the horror.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:22, archived)

Classic look of a coach driver

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)

did you ever see that weird news talk show he had on either Sky on Channel 5?
it was mental
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)

Noel's HQ?
The clips on Youtube still astound me that Sky actually thought it was worth commissioning.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

I saw a bit on screenwipe. It looked proper daily express.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

Human Centipede 2

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

the uncut edition
with the baby, before anyone asks
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)

shit off

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

yeah, it was bad
gave me a bit of a jolt, actually
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

The only thing more confusing to me than the decision someone made to make that film series,
is the decision by other people to watch it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

morbid curiosity, I dunno
same reason people look at a car crash
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

The first one is silly...comical even
the second one is just horrific. To the point where I would recommend NOT watching it. The third one is just stupid. Total shit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:22, archived)

Are you the sort of person who hears about nonsense like "A Serbian Film"
and adds it to their watchlist?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)

If you mean "have I watched A Serbian Film"
then yes
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:25, archived)

Was it everything you'd hoped it would be?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)

what are you getting at?
have YOU seen it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

No point, I already know how it ends.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)

oh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:51, archived)

It's the same reason I've never watched Titanic, or Citizen Kane.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)

I've seen those and I don't remember any baby rape.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

Yeah, the theatrical cut of Titanic is pretty tame.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:03, archived)

and I enjoyed it
there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

Poo on a stick.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:17, archived)

Oh yeah, I've seen that before
that is well grim
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

easy now

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

whose poo?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

there's a children's picture book waiting to be written
get Tony Ross or Axel Scheffler on board and you're laughing all the way to the bank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:23, archived)

The poo bank.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)

I keep mine under the mattress

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)

Haha, imagine if a burglar broke into your house whilst you were there,
and demanded that you give him all your money, so you told him it was stashed under the mattress, and then he runs into the bedroom, flips the mattress off the bed, and grabs a big handful before noticing that it's poo, not money. And then you walk in and say "Haha, now you're a turd burglar!".

Haha, can you imagine? That'd be well funny!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:30, archived)

poo theft is no laughing matter m8

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

You're right, I'm sorry.
There was no need for that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:35, archived)

National Trust policy for dog mess is to get a stick and flick the poo under a bush.
Their properties must be awash with poo sticks.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

That's why I cancelled my membership

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

English Heritage 4 lyf

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:54, archived)

I've got a tattoo.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:57, archived)

flaming dice?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

i've got six

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:30, archived)

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.
Rich Teas should be called one dips. Hobnobs are like marines, hobnobs. They're like the bloody S.A.S. of the biscuit world, hobnobs. You dip a hobnob, it's like, 'Again! Again! Dip me again, I'm going nowhere me, son, dip me! Is that all you've got? Come on!
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

#bantz

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:29, archived)

an hero

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:30, archived)

it's kay, innit?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:07, archived)

yeah :(

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:53, archived)

I don't drink tea
it's yet another thing on the list of Stuff I Don't Like
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:35, archived)

This is why you're not allowed back into the country.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:39, archived)

I hate it too

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)

What are you,
Mooslem or summink?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)

I live on coffee and water
no fizzy drinks, tea, squash or anything like that.
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:49, archived)

We have free squash here; I very occasionally treat myself to a lemon barley.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

Only the worst sort of people dip biscuits.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

I certainly wouldn't dip a biscuit into tea

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)

Mate i'll dip kitkats and everything. I don't give a fuck.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

the only thing I like to dip is my wick ;)

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:54, archived)

my elderly aunt's bathrobe fall open

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:48, archived)

loosely wrapped bacon sandwich?
or burst welly?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)

Oh. :(

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)

it was like a massive patch of wire wool glued to a butcher's offcuts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:57, archived)

My wife's slightly dotty grandmother wandered into the kitchen without her trousers, once
That was a pleasant start to my day.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

yeah
when the mind starts to go, the first thing they forget is underwear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

Got to look after my dad for a weekend, next month.
He's doubly incontinent, so I'm going to encourage him to maintain his independence, as far as I can.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)

oooohh, that's going to be nasty
i'm off home now because the mad aunt has a doctor's appointment and she needs me to go pick up any medication he prescribes. he won't prescribe anything, she's got a cold, the fucking crank.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:41, archived)

rub his nose in it
it's the only way they learn
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)

lol
Might lock him in the garden until he learns to behave.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:59, archived)

One of the middle aged soaks in my local turned up one day.
"Alright Jim?"
"So-so, can't stay long. The wife's got her dad round."
"I'm surprised you didn't take him down here."
"You can't take him anywhere... he stinks of pish."
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:02, archived)

Oh, i saw the inside of my own arse.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)

You're very flexible.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:58, archived)

I had a full endoscopy
it was interesting, actually. Didn't hurt as much as I thought it would, either.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)

^gay

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:00, archived)

lol teh goatse !!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

Yeah, that's me.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:02, archived)

Knockers
A thread for all things tit-related
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:42, archived)

sorry lady boarders

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

and non-binary gender fluid boarders

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

and poofs

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

Cheers!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

I'm nothing if not inclusive, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:55, archived)

fuck 'em

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

I mean, cor wouldn't it be ace to do a sex on a lady?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

I make no apologies.
Women have tits. There's no avoiding that fact. Embrace them and embrace the topic; maybe they want to discuss bras, sizings, back pain, lactation or any other aspect of boobery.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

there was a dead blue tit in my garden yesterday :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

There's a house near me that has one of those old fashioned stained glass windows in their front door
Depicting a lovely scene of two blue tits sharing a branch. One day I will be punched in the face by the man who lives there, after saying "Nice pair of tits!" to his wife.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

My cat killed a sparrow this weekend
Had the cunt 6 years, first time it's caught anything. I watched the feathery victim breathe its last and then chucked it in the bin. The wife was in hysterics.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

fucking cats should leave our feathered friends alone

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:51, archived)

^ Necrosmurfophiliac

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

phwoar, what a pairg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:51, archived)

why would you resist temptations?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

Because you want to hold out for Diana Ross?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:00, archived)

Phwooar! Eh?
Phwooooar
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:54, archived)

*phwoar gesture*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Big fat sweaty smelly fannies

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:06, archived)

no need

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Why do I keep hearing about Pepsi?
Have they upset someone?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)

Me mate.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:11, archived)

m8, I'm so sorry

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:12, archived)

I'll be alright I reckon. Just hard to take, you know.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

I understand
It's just going to take time. Remember that we all love you, and we're here for you.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:14, archived)

I dunno but I'm sure as fuck not watching an advert to find out what the fuss is about.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

It's probably Ken Livingstone drinking Pepsi under the gates of Auschwitz or summat

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:14, archived)

Pepsi sets you free

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:18, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:18, archived)

They upset Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

I can't wait until the muslims take over/communist uprising/nuclear war

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:18, archived)

Someone called Kendall has ended police brutality against black people with a can of sugary fizz.
Or so the news says.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:18, archived)

That sounds like a good thing!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Whoever she is, she should be shilling for mint cake, not the soda industry.
That's probably what people are upset about.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

Danny?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

Grange Hill was rubbish.
Kids TV should be wall to wall cartoons - especially those that are really just adverts for plastic tat.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:46, archived)

They don't make 'em like that, anymore.
Well, they do, but I don't like them.

youtu.be/-fQGPZTECYs
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:03, archived)

Regular Show is clearly quite similar to it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)

Not seen it.
Can't be any worse than Spongebob, I s'pose.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:55, archived)

it's an exciting new cola drink to rival coke
shout about pepsi!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Meatloaf and his Fight Club moobs y/n?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

I would do anything for love
but I won't do that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

i.imgur.com/qngw1uU.mp4
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:22, archived)

Nice to see manolith getting some fresh air and exercise.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

Fuck your tits.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:12, archived)

I don't have any tits

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

I want to rename the Ritz to the Titz

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

Titz crackers

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:39, archived)

I want to piss on your Ritz.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:04, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:42, archived)

Wednesday sweet Wednesday
Morning
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:44, archived)

Cool

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:46, archived)

alright m

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:49, archived)

sweet b, you

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mongychops, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:53, archived)

solid

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:58, archived)

what's so special about it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:52, archived)

youtu.be/bijzYshcBe0
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:56, archived)

good point, well made

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:58, archived)

Morningggnnnggnngnngghhhhh
Today I'm eating croissants in the office like some sort of smug bastard.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:56, archived)

I'm already seething at the ineptitude of the city bike infrastructure

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:58, archived)

Your nan's the city bike and I've had it infrastructure for a while.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:04, archived)

well I'll be calling the infoline about this, mark my words

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:11, archived)

Coo-er
*rubs thighs sensually*
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:22, archived)

Morns to all
Been seshing Ghost recently #shitmusicchat
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:12, archived)

I really like Ghost
planning to see them at the end of the month, but the only person interested in going with me is my wife's shit-talking alcoholic lecherous cousin
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:22, archived)

Went to see them last Friday in Manchester, they were brilliant, played pretty much everything and the stage show was great
Completely rekindled my interest in them. It's overplayed but Meliora is a great album
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:19, archived)

Meliora is what got me into them
and the follow-up EP is more of the same, which is fine by me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

Popestar? It took a couple of listens and someone pointing out that most of the songs were covers before I got into it tbh
Sounded very different to what I was used to, now Square Hammer is my current earworm. New album hopefully later this year, can't wait
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

If you haven't checked them out, Leprous are a good followup if you've run out of Ghost
although it gets a bit screechy at times
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

I'll give them a listen, I'll probably like them as long as they aren't all out kvlt, that stuff's starting to get a bit samey

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

Morning!
Send me, O Lord, on a mission!
Whenever, wherever it be,
In willing and loyal submission,
I’ll answer, "Here, Lord, send me."
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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:16, archived)

go to the shops, get me a double decker

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:22, archived)

^^^

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

Page 319 of The BDSM Hymnal

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:22, archived)

rid this world of non-believers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

kill all the jews

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:53, archived)

He-llo baaaaaby

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:23, archived)

*shits self*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:28, archived)

Why, hello there!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:26, archived)

well I say!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:28, archived)

Ra-ther!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:38, archived)

yo, G

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:39, archived)

waddup money grip?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

time for a cup of tea, I think

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)

Morning
Doctors are cunts
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:57, archived)

yes

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

Did they amputate the wrong limb?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:02, archived)

yeah
if we didn't have doctors then people would die sooner and cripples would die at birth and then we wouldn't have 7billion+ people crammed on this planet and fewer immigrant nurses taking honest NHS jobs from the locals and Darwinism would sort out the rest. So really, doctors are the worst people on earth.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:03, archived)

Morning.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:00, archived)

yeah, I already said that, fucks sake, pay attention

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

No, you said "morning"

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:16, archived)

I don't need this attitude from you right now

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:44, archived)

Sorry to hear that.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:05, archived)

knockers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)

knobs

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

tiwetyg

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

bore dda

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:08, archived)

big wobbly ones or little pert ones?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

nah, knockers are big m8
always big
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:49, archived)

"you must be this buxom to enter"?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

lies

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

look, I'm here to say 'knockers', not tell the truth

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)

if knockers aren't the truth then I just want to be lied to

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)

I know what you mean

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:12, archived)

Chapel hat pegs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)

disgusting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

On, I see.
Like that, is it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

I'm afraid so

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

Right.
I'll get my coat, then.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:20, archived)

You won't need it, it's quite warm out today

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

bazongas

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

BOIIIIIIING!!!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

this probably should have been a new thread

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:37, archived)

I agree

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:37, archived)

Either I've got someone on Ignore, someone's got me on Ignore,
or this place is deader than disco. Which is it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:59, archived)

It was dying, then it died
now it's dead
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:01, archived)

watched the season finale of Walking Dead last night
Don't know why I fucking bother. I keep getting sucked back into the bloody thing, and it keeps letting me down. Don't think I'll bother with series 8*

*of course I will, I'm an idiot
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:03, archived)

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:04, archived)

*checks clock*
liar
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)

whist online
cardgames.io/whist/
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:13, archived)

bill is a fucking liability

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:19, archived)

*trumps*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:19, archived)

I've got you babe

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:03, archived)

Yeah sorry, Not posted in a few days.
Couldn't be arsed, tbh.

What about all that Easter Egg bollocks, eh?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:05, archived)

the brexit justification panic is starting to set it
they've got to start blaming someone. You wait, we'll see a return of the "illegal to fly a st george's cross" stories
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:10, archived)

I reckon they'll eventually resort to blaming remain for not putting up a stronger argument.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:21, archived)

without doubt

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:23, archived)

I like how Theresa May waded in...
Like, shouldn't you be sorting the fucking country out.

Eggs have fuck all to do with Jesus.
The picture in question even had the word EASTER written on the poster, if you zoomed out?!
Madness
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:45, archived)

Glory to the Goddess Eastre.
The National Trust is a front for a secret cabal of witches.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:53, archived)

They should do another one at Halloween then.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:18, archived)

Halloween is too commercialised.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:33, archived)

corpse city, m8

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:02, archived)

*yawn*
Might go home.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:08, archived)

i want to, but i'm waiting on a smoke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:14, archived)

I have you on ignore

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:04, archived)

If I could see this, I'd be quite upset.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:38, archived)

Me too

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:12, archived)

No more Butchie, no more of this

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:46, archived)

got lent?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:10, archived)

thank goodness for gosport99 for setting the record straight
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/watch-grieving-mother-says-robin-at-son-s-graveside-is-sign-he-s-still-with-her-1-7898983
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:11, archived)

If there's something that really helps with the grieving process
it's being shown the facts behind your coping process
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

No comments showing for me

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:16, archived)

Just some friendly user pointing out that it was just a robin, and nothing more

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)

He's right. You need a Raven to signify something for ever more.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)

Ostrich for me

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)

How do they know, god moves in mysterious ways , perhaps it was sent to comfort her

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:22, archived)

my grandmother always reckoned that after my grandfather died there was always the same fly buzzing around the house annoying her
really makes you think
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:16, archived)

now that is spooky

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)

She really should have buried him

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:23, archived)

he was dead for ages before anyone noticed
he'd looked that way for quite a while before it finally happened
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:26, archived)

What I find most baffling is why someone's dying wish would be to meet Gary Barlow.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)

Exactly
I mean, Robbie surely
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)

he's so generic; he's perfect

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)

I'm not saying that the mum took advantage of her son's condition as a chance to meet Gary Barlow,
but I've no evidence to prove otherwise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:44, archived)

Not clicking that, probably superstitious idiots

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)

Not for long, nearly Maundy Thursday

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

Maundy, Maundy
so good to-oo me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:14, archived)

That $$ what a card hey!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

hahaha yeah

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:43, archived)

Easter is a great time for some out of bounds eats on Triple D

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)

What's shrimp parm like?

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:24, archived)

Off the hook!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

Oh
www.b3ta.com/talk/8063026
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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)

Why must you make every thread about food?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:32, archived)

Chocolate eggs with just the right amount of seasoning

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

I got lentils.
Does that count?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:25, archived)

I had dal for tea last night seeing as it's relevant.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

Me too, woah

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)

I was going to do a sag paneer to go with it but I autopiloted from the supermarket without going to the spice shop and getting paneer.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:36, archived)

Alright Neil

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:35, archived)

bottom get

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:35, archived)

?
www.imdb.com/list/ls074271187?ref_=nm_rls_3
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:52, archived)

best list ever

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:53, archived)

What is going on in your life
that leads you to think "do you know what IMDB is missing?" then spending your time on creating that list
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:55, archived)

i did think the other day, "Has Robin Tunney ever cut herself in a movie?"
and now with that list I can confirm
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:57, archived)

lol
www.imdb.com/title/tt0119416/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_30
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:58, archived)

skiddy to his mates

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:59, archived)

more giddy in my desires than a monkey

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

it's not a competition, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:46, archived)

good heavens

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

I might give up.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

I'll join you

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:54, archived)

Kate Bush and Peter Gabrielzzzzzz

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 14:54, archived)

Alright wp. Seen there's a new episode of Rick and Morty out?
It's quite good.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:26, archived)

I'm relying on Netflix to notify me when they have a new episode ready.
R&M was sufficiently brief that I could watch an episode or two of an evening without falling asleep - as good as something like The Expanse is, I've found myself dozing off whilst watching it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:50, archived)

I've been rewatching the early always sunny's. Also I downloaded Nighty Night.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:19, archived)

No, soz. Cadbury's cancelled it.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

get bent

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)

validating this thread

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)

nice that it hasn't gone to waste

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)

We set up the talk board so people have a place to talk about whatever they like and not worry about intolerant people shouting silly things like, "THREADWASTE" at them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:24, archived)

get bent

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

get bent

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

so bent they named it twice!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)

Elevenses thread.
I ate mine at half nine.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

I'm having a(nother) cup of black coffee
for all the fat nerds on the internet stereotypes, I'm actually trying to go on a diet :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

Replace your desk with a treadmill,
burn calories as you work.

I jest, but "standing desks" were put forward as a serious suggesting in my office.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:00, archived)

my mate bought his own motorized standing desk
for painting warhammer figurines :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:03, archived)

i.imgur.com/blcSdEo.gifv
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:05, archived)

everyone here sits on those yoga ball things
not really, i'm not actually in hell
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)

we had one prick in the newsroom who insisted on using one of those
he was also the sort of cunt to put all his academic creditials as part of his name, BA Hons MA MBA CFA
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:10, archived)

A lot of the people I work with insist on prefixing their names with "Dr."
Probably on account of them being actual doctors.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:26, archived)

lol, I remember the first time I emailed my advisor at university.
I wrote it as a proper letter with 'Dear Dr xxx' etc. I got the reply back:


Yeah, just pop in any time tomorrow.

Cheers,
Dave

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)

Heh!
I'm never sure quite how formal to be, so I tend to wait until I've seen their email signature.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

~~email signature~~ genitals
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:54, archived)

My doctor's seen my knob, but I've never seen his.
Makes you think, huh?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:08, archived)

Yes, especially since you went in there complaining about tonsillitis.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:09, archived)

"Start at the bottom and work your way up" is what they're taught in medical school.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:15, archived)

Sounds a bit unhygienic.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:23, archived)

Good lob rate, etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

credentials like that don't bother me any more
I've worked with plenty of academic doctors and the conclusion I've drawn is that they've got expert knowledge of a niche area as a tradeoff for any social skills or common sense.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

I meant actual doctors.
Apart from those with an axe to grind, they're all perfectly pleasant, but it makes me cringe if I ever get any positive feedback from them, what with me being some dipshit with a spreadsheet, and them doing the frontline NHS lifesaving sort of work.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:41, archived)

don't be intimidated, mm
have YOU ever given anyone MRSA?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)

No, but I did find that if I walk round a hospital in shirt and tie, wearing an id badge,
people will assume I'm a doctor.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:45, archived)

That's how 2can got started

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)

That's how
got
t h
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:53, archived)

h qu
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:56, archived)

my co-op card says i'm a wing commander so i might put that on my email signature

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)

~~ing command~~ ank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:58, archived)

Is it in his eyes?
oh no that's not the way, you're not listening to all I say
If you think a fella
is a wanker
it's on his card
His co-op card.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:06, archived)

~~my co-op card~~ everyone
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:07, archived)

I did consider that, but then couldn't be bothered
anyway, I'm not sure everyone does.
Fucksocks has always seemed pretty keen on you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)

yeah, i assume it's him that keeps calling me and breathing heavily down the phone

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)

~~commander~~ show host
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:10, archived)

still no word back from BBC 3 about this idea?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:13, archived)

they liked the idea so much that they shut down the channel, it seems

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)

#hardbrexit

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)

hard? it's like a flagpole

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

Stuck out in the front garden, to the dismay of the neighbours?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:43, archived)

there's a place on my walk to work that has a battered 'rizla' flag on a pole outside

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:53, archived)

I used to have a blue rizla mug with the logo in gold leaf but my old man dropped it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:55, archived)

what else did you used to have?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)

Surprised it hasn't blown away.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)

There was a misunderstanding with the budget
I blew it all on catering :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)

I'm not sure I trust anyone who given the option of sitting, would prefer to stand.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

I get up and go for wander
none of this chained to the desk bollocks
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:36, archived)

~~der~~ k in the bogs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)

~~black~~black
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

Unmarked helicopters?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:33, archived)

That was supposed to say pact but there was a medical emergency so I didn't have time to type it properly

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:58, archived)

Never had elevenses and I ain't starting now

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)

mm we got some potato salad and coleslaw left in the fridge that isn't gonna eat itself

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:02, archived)

ok i ate both of those things now what

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

>GO NORTH_

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)

you fat mess

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:07, archived)

+iah

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:08, archived)

TIWEHY

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

Bit petty.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

one of the reasons, then

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:07, archived)

Better.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:09, archived)

I had a couple of mystery chewy Swiss biscuits about an hour ago.
Overall 7/10, or 9/10 if you enjoy the sensation of your teeth dissolving.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

I'm going to reserve judgement until after mongy has commented.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

Shut up you fucking twat
there
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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:52, archived)

Morning the /talk

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 7:20, archived)

Unconventional

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 7:33, archived)

Drimbles
Thought I'd kick things off
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:00, archived)

morning deputy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 7:47, archived)

*taps hat brim*
Ma'am
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:00, archived)

greetings and salutations

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)

Hiho DoppelDolla

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

Mr Bob DoppelDolla?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

Francis Ford DoppelDolla?

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

Nicholas Coige.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)

'reet.
tips cap
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)

*gets the vapors*

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:06, archived)

fuck knows what went on here
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15200711.Thug_stabs_man_in_the_leg_after_being_driven_from_one_pub_fight_to_another/
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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:32, archived)

It's like a pub crawl, except with fights instead of pints.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:33, archived)

mental

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

Lol

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:15, archived)

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to say 'morning' on the H.B.Mupps Show tonight
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)

Not bad.
I was going to go with "Do you know the Muppsin Man?", but didn't.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)

The Muppsin Man?

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

Moning tangles
Sesame Street was well gay jussayin
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

Alright.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)

^ treacle sponge

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:56, archived)

^ tart

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:58, archived)

Morning MoMu
Almost hump day eh?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:14, archived)

I'm so glad I took to putting my bimonthly conjugal activities on /calendar.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

good morning mr mupps

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:53, archived)

Top of the mornin' to ye, manoglif!

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:16, archived)

I've had a headache for more than 24 hours now
It's probably a toomah
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:57, archived)

you're probably experiencing gayness

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

My loafers do seem a little lighter

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:00, archived)

Have you tried taking it out of the fridge for longer than 15 minutes at a time

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:01, archived)

leave me alone, I'm not well

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:11, archived)

I am sorey for you're lots

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H.B.Mupps, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:06, archived)

thunks

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:11, archived)

could you boil your head?
i've heard that suggested to people in the past
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

I've got a pot big enough
but I'd have to do a handstand on the hob, and that's just not safe.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

if you tried to do it on a wall of death the centripetal force would keep your head in there

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

finally, a practical solution

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)

practically, a final solution

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:49, archived)

Alright, "Red" Ken.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

^ petalphile

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:41, archived)

so he's doing a handstand on a motorcycle in a metal drum?
that sounds less safe, if anything
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)

it'd look cool though, wouldn't it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

no doubt
but i think we may have lost sight of why we're doing this
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:02, archived)

I might not have used the right name
What's that fairground ride where they strap you inside a giant rotating drum?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:11, archived)

there was one where they didn't strap you in that was a drum, when it got up to speed the floor retracted away and all you could see were the big gears at the bottom, that was great, probably banned now

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

RIP Bemboms :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

was that at bemboms? i couldn't remember, thought it might have been some pikey fair

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

they swapped and changed all sorts of stuff there
The Looping Star, that bit rotating planet with the swinging chairs, the Big Wheel; 5 quid ticket to ride all night, good times.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

usually some variation on cyclone or twister or w/e
this is a wall (ball actually) of death
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

lol, "ball"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

dragonite caught, get in, and it simply amazes

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

fuuuuuck
caught as in you just saw one out and about? either way, nice one
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)

Yeah caught it by my house , still took 10 throws , ain't seen a special magicarp yet , don't want to upgrade to i do

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mongychops, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:05, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: PMS
You're welcome
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:00, archived)

Happy Peace Day to our Angolan forum members

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

last

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:33, archived)

Juicer time

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mongychops, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)

nice
get us one in, cheers
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:39, archived)

I'll leave it in the wood for you

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mongychops, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:41, archived)

bless you

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:46, archived)

penultimate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:49, archived)

maybe

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:54, archived)

Of the (famous) international playboys

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:49, archived)

Reggie Kray - do you know my name?
Oh, don't say you don't
Please say you do,
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:55, archived)

nice guys finish

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:49, archived)

between the butt cheeks

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:55, archived)

alright 'trent reznor'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:57, archived)

great body for a man in his fifties
jus sayin
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:05, archived)

Certainly looks like it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:11, archived)

I beg to differ

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vladimir, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:52, archived)

I had the tyres swapped on two cars before clocking in to work at 9am
How have you been more productive than you really ought to be recently?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:56, archived)

I've not.
I had a lie in and had to rush to get a fry-up before they went off the menu at midday.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:58, archived)

Gathering evidence against my Samsung TV to show a repairman who' coming round tomorrow
As the fault can't be reproduced unless the TV is inactive for 5/6 hours. Got you bang to rights sunshine.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)

I hope it's not full of lizards.
youtu.be/jrANdklh5vw
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

"Who's your manager?"
"Mr Lizard"
Kevin Eldon is brilliant.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)

Yep, although the deranged look on Mark Heaps face as he says lizard steals it for me.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)

I think my absolute favorite jam sketch is 'thick people'.
Julia Davis manages to nail the 'dead behind the eyes' look.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:24, archived)

^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:47, archived)

and shes fit too!
phwoar! and a little wahey!
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:49, archived)

Careful mate, think of the lady boarders.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:55, archived)

Oh, I will. I will indeed...

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:59, archived)

What's it doing?
*Mix of professional curiousity and work boredom
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Kroney, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:21, archived)

It is a two part problem, one, when it turns on it doesn't display the Channel/input it was last on just a black screen, two, the TV alarm doesn't work
They are linked, and I've gone through multiple setups testing what it could be.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)

Sounds like a software bug rather than a physical problem.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)

Enjoy your new mainboard.

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Kroney, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)

Excellent, something fixable
Something external like an always on Chromecast wouldn't cause fuckups like this? I'm ready to battle the point that it shouldn't. Ever.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)

Could well be something software based. The engineer won't care.
If they're sending somebody out, they're going to either update the firmware, or replace the mainboard and update the firmware.

Edit: But not something external like a Chromecast, no.
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Kroney, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)

I have quite a productive cough in the mornings

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:14, archived)

Cough in the morning- cancer is calling, coughing at night you'll be alright , hth

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mongychops, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

I'll have to remember that one mongy, thanks

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)

I'll add it to 'a bum-fingering in time saves 9'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:35, archived)

they looked
it ain't cancer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)

although I'm not entirely sure how a finger up the bum could establish that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)

A finger up the bum is worth 2 in the throat

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:08, archived)

The cancer is always in the last place you look.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)

early signs of asbestosis probably

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mongychops, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)

mesothelioma can be a really tricky one to diagnose

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

an ex-colleagues husband went with that
they checked his former employers against a list and there was instant compensation, so at least there were a few drinks behind the bar at the funeral and she got new curtains
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: Bronchiectasis
You're welcome
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

hey, he's probably not wrong for once

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)

Hey, I diagnosed Spanishfly's AIDS didn't I?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)

dunno
haven't seen any of his posts for a while now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)

Ah, well you're not missing much, they're basically just him whinging about having AIDS and saying how he should never have paid to get bummed off all them african rent boys.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:02, archived)

Oh, he's just posted at the bottom of this very thread. He's saying he's become an alcoholic

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

not sure

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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:38, archived)

I fucked all of the forums nans before 9am.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)

Hmm
Is this you?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:29, archived)

prick / wanker

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)

not mine
unless you wanked yourself off in the North Sea.

In that case, well played.
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:38, archived)

how did you get all that ash from under your foreskin?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:22, archived)

I might have some alcohol

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)

i have been doing stuff
when i was asleep that i shouldn't be doing. that's more productive, i suppose
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:19, archived)

Huh?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:29, archived)

sleepwalking
and sleep injuring
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:31, archived)

Noice

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:32, archived)

leg's slightly fucked up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:39, archived)

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