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Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
Morning, Grrry's holiday substitute.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 7:45, archived)
Old cars, poland, american tv is rubbish
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)
It's like he never left.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:15, archived)
Trains, Lego, arduino

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:16, archived)
you're like the alistair mcgowan of /talk

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:27, archived)
You should hear my Leonard Rossiter

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:33, archived)
That's an unusual euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:37, archived)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
ooooh, Miss Jones! ooohhhh
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:40, archived)
hmm

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
come on, that was dynamite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:42, archived)
ok, i was just jealous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
I also do a solid Tommy Cooper
but that'll have to wait for another time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
My kids think I do brilliant impressions
but that's mainly because they've never heard anyone else ever do impressions
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
they're going to learn SO much when you finally let them out of the house

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)
The fact that I'm NOT the world's strongest man is going to come as a shock

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 10:28, archived)
Can you do Don Warrington next?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:42, archived)
Good morning Regsbeh
there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:43, archived)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:57, archived)
i saw an interview with him once and he came across as really really self-important

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
he speaks quite highly of you
what a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)
well i got him out of a few narrow squeaks back in the late 70s
so i should hope so
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:55, archived)
Hello mate.
Hangover 2.0 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 7:46, archived)
Silly boy
Look, candles
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 7:49, archived)
I got invited to a rave saturday.
Didn't go becuase I'm an old soak who was too pissed to walk, let alone dance, by about 11
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:20, archived)
I can't remember the last time I was still out at 11
Lol old
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:23, archived)
Dementia setting in?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:39, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:08, archived)
I can't remember the last time I slept in past 6.45am

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)
I bet you can

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:09, archived)
I can make an educated guess that it was shortly before the birth of my first child but couldn't give a specific date.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 11:29, archived)
probably after rev pro last time, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:28, archived)
was it that late?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:33, archived)
probably by the time you got home
i reckon you might have been just outside your front door at 11
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
Ah, NXT was a late one
We didn't get home until after midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:36, archived)
Doesn't really count though, does it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:36, archived)
doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
Well I wasn't OUT out
About and hour and a half of that was sat in a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
hey, all you said was 'still out at 11'
and, obvious jokes about you being a big billy bender aside, that is technically out
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
Out and proud, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)
7 wasted years

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:28, archived)
seriously though
what else would he have done with that time?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:45, archived)
alright, Candly Pig

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:30, archived)
Don't you miss it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:03, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:04, archived)
alright my little sweaty egg

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:11, archived)
Enjoying that Victor & Hugo boxset?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:17, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:18, archived)
Poor Interpol
He never did find his tablets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:15, archived)
Approaching Charlie Gard's parents for comment on what it's like to have a famous dead child, you stay classy The Mirror

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:58, archived)
That whole story is awful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:08, archived)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 8:58, archived)
*phones brickie, again*

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)
I know, another one crept up on us!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:09, archived)
if it tries to do it again I'll fuck it up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:09, archived)
light it up, m8
Make Monday wish it was Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses, and do a little plowing of our own

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:17, archived)
And time for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:16, archived)
2 hours ago

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:44, archived)
Hey, I woke up late

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:54, archived)
guten morgen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:27, archived)
+l

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:29, archived)
apologies to the intolerant boarders

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
all of them, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:39, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
mongy
how's your friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 10:39, archived)
remember to put your bins out

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 18:50, archived)
That was Friday night, m-ääät.
Try and keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 19:43, archived)
just remember to put your bins out in general

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 20:06, archived)
while staying a respectable distance about from them

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 21:22, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 21:24, archived)
That's not how things work here, and it's not very inclusive of you. I'm not angry, just disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 19:44, archived)
please remember to do whatever it is that you do with your general waste at whatever time is relevant to you

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 20:10, archived)
YOU FUCKING CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 19:45, archived)
honestly this place does very little for my sense of self worth
it's no bloody wonder the doctors put me on crazy pills
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 20:12, archived)
You're a beautiful nubian princess
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 23:26, archived)
Thanks, brb

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
All I want is to breathe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
Alright
'the prodigy'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 22:40, archived)
^ got the remedy

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 22:49, archived)
My bins went out Thursday night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 23:21, archived)
your tits, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 23:48, archived)
You could try fucking off, you fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 23:49, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 0:00, archived)
No need to be rude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 2:41, archived)
Morning nerds

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
And a fine bouncy morning to you!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
Alright smasher.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:02, archived)
Not bad
Peaceful morning, followed by light housework, lunch at the parents' house and then infinity war followed by a pint or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:09, archived)
I've heard infinity war is a bit good

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
I hope so

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 12:37, archived)
I'll wait for the porn version

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:36, archived)
Errr, you just want to see Bruce Banner's muscular green cock punch its way through the front of his trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:40, archived)
that and thanos giving himself a foot wank

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
i believe Nebula has special attachments for that kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:46, archived)
Can confirm that it is a bit good.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:53, archived)
that's all i need to hear

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:53, archived)
Alright, pub at 12

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 9:55, archived)
Last night was off the chain.
I don't think I'll be able to manage a pint until about 3
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
My mate Jim wants to go out early , funeral Tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:04, archived)
Poor fella

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:58, archived)
Do you mean me?
You surely do!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:05, archived)
Nah, fuck off momun

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
Hurtful.
☹️
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 17:00, archived)
urgh

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)
I second that

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
I ain't no fucken nerd

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 14:36, archived)
Geek

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Apr 2018, 15:19, archived)
i've gone off eggs for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 1:18, archived)
go off b3ta for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2018, 8:23, archived)
Asda, Sainsburys and Tesco are all to merge and will be known as Asbo's.
What companies would you merge?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:04, archived)
My penus in the company of your nan's arris.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:08, archived)
Drier than a gobi rimjob

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:28, archived)
Heroes in a half shell

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:08, archived)
Turtle power!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:10, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:12, archived)
You've never licked a camel's snatch, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:22, archived)
No, I'm banned from Dubai for entirely unrelated reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:24, archived)
Cunningham's Bakery and Aer Lingus to form Cunnilingus.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:26, archived)
I'm not sure I would

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:27, archived)
Lyka mobile and Virgin.
The ad campaign would write itself.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:47, archived)
"Virgin Mobile"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:53, archived)
Lol

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
Fuck and Off

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
UPS and yoursclothing.co.uk

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:09, archived)
My sclothing is what?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:13, archived)
Up?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:17, archived)
Merlin Entertainments and Pen Island

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:19, archived)
Blockbusters and Rumbelows

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
Shit Knockers Ltd. and Penis Cheese Industries

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 22:20, archived)
I don't think I would, planearm, on the basis that corporate mergers tend result in monopolies that work against the interests of customers by leading to decreased choice and inflated prices.
Interesting question though, thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 22:53, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 13:58, archived)
to all teh brazilian boarder's

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 14:03, archived)
Show us yer brazilian.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 14:24, archived)
brah

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 14:48, archived)
chris barrie's massive breasts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
CB's MeeBee DD's

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:22, archived)
i've seen him with no top on
they're not that big at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:23, archived)
pantsh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:59, archived)
My guffs have been really bad today
The funk of 40,000 years, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:12, archived)
Guffs Workshop

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:15, archived)
probably from your fancy lunch yesterday
i had fish & chips at the bridge tavern today
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:22, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:54, archived)
hello
i am currently contemplating getting rather drunk tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:14, archived)
trousers off

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:29, archived)
ooooh. O.o
I'll have to check this statement for truth.

Brace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:43, archived)
like what you see?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:46, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/8131621
www.b3ta.com/talk/8131621
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:18, archived)
never

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:30, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S09E15/Ah6YOm9hMwZVFFpXdIRoKBNFHZs=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 16:03, archived)
they're burning as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
gonorrhea?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:04, archived)
no Chris Rea

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:30, archived)
I have nothing against your right leg. The trouble is, neither have you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:21, archived)
The nerd emporium was giving out free Magic decks, so in addition to getting my Warhammer figures into a respectable state, I've also learnt to play Magic.
I always assumed I'd hit "peak nerd" in my teenage years.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 17:40, archived)
Fuck off MTG

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:05, archived)
He'
I always assumed I'd hate Magic, but compared to Yu-Gi-Oh, it's brilliant.
Of course, Yu-Gi-Oh is fucking awful, and this Magic set has cost me ยฃ0, so, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:24, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:30, archived)
Yeah.
This is the worst midlife crisis, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7763171
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:35, archived)
It felt even worse when he realised he was awake

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:43, archived)
The old man fucking loved it.
The slag.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:35, archived)
Buy a sports car and shag a washed-up model like a normal man

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:40, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:34, archived)
It smells of B.O. in here.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 19:56, archived)
Have a wash, then.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 20:31, archived)
Just reading about the Korean summit...
Lieutenant General In-Bum Chun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 6:27, archived)
lol bum

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 8:18, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)
How can you joke at a time like this, a child has died
You monster
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
Titter ye not.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 10:12, archived)
lol, tit

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)
Sounds fun

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 13:20, archived)
Everyone else has drugs.
All I have is rum and obligations.

I am however very very druuuuurnk.

I wish you fun.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 28 Apr 2018, 1:15, archived)
blaerGFNUFUDUKTefuck
ROM ROM ROM ROM ROM
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 23:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 23:46, archived)
brb

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 23:52, archived)
Innit doe.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 23:59, archived)
Friday night, who wants some?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:38, archived)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:38, archived)
some what?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)
ganus

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:59, archived)
I dunno. Is it Friday?
Which Friday is it this time Grrry?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)
I need weed mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
I got a headful of acid, 2 bottles of Spicy, the new Monster Magnet and Ministry cds, and some seriously fucked-up jap bondage porn.
Mrs stuj is away for the weekend mongy. It's time to let EVIL stuj out to play for a bit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:26, archived)
I'm not sure I could do acid again, I loved it, but I'd freak out due to the fact it started to make me feel dirty , I mean itchy and covered in grime on my skin, maybe that feelings gone but I don't want it ever back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:32, archived)
But mongy, that's the best bit.
It's like the gut-ache when you're coming down from mushrooms. I fucking love looking at my wrists and seeing the veins writhe, it's like being in your own zombie film.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
Fucking hell, 22 clothespegs on one tit! and she's only an a-cup.
Very artistical arranged though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:40, archived)
and now the safety pins.
You can see that her nipples had already been pierced though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:44, archived)
I like the idea of evil stuj
I bet he never does the recycling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:33, archived)
The what?
Good stuj can't be arsed with that crap either.
Good stuj spent enough time in the Falkland Islands to know that the correct way to deal with rubbish is to chuck it off a cliff into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:37, archived)
Does evil stuj put superglue on toilet seats?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
Evil stuj wants to know why you'd be asking that particular question
On legal advice from Evil Stuj's Internet Lawyerman Evil Frisbok Adam.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:42, archived)
I just want to know if evil stuj is up to my levels of evil

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:59, archived)
How is that even 'evil'?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Apr 2018, 22:00, archived)
Got a little present off my nephew
No idea what strain it is but I'm nicely on the way to twatted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:32, archived)
Lovely, the pensioner is on his way with mine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:33, archived)
Kick his zimmer
That'll teach him to hurry up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 21:35, archived)
Back at the ranch now to round off a cinema evening with a tot of vodka and some mindless-to-filthy internetting.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 23:08, archived)
Well look at that, it's three o'clock already
of a friday!

Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:59, archived)
I didn't think I'd live to see the day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:01, archived)
We may never see the likes of this again!
Enjoy it while you can, lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:01, archived)
hiding from whiny, emotional teenage bullshit and the like

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)
I'm done
I'm fucken done
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:09, archived)
wee o'cock, more like

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:10, archived)
should've done this at 2, really

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:11, archived)
yeah, but then jay would have been at the top of the page

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:17, archived)
oh yeah, forgot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:26, archived)
woah, no hate speech please

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:40, archived)
ban him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:53, archived)
He wouldn't fucken dare

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
you're protected by being the biggest fuckin' nerd on the site
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:59, archived)
well you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 17:02, archived)
Reading the random quotes from the
top down tells a horrifying story. With a couple of non sequiturs.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 17:33, archived)
So I guess everyone's gone home?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:06, archived)
Non-alcoholic beer review 3: Pistonhead - Flat Tire
Tastes like infected urine smells.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:07, archived)
This really needs to stop, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)
I think I've run out of alcohol free beers :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:23, archived)
are you drinking them at work?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:35, archived)
yes, I thought that was the point of it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)
well I'm going to have to show you my disapprobation
aka bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
brother's girlfriend has just rocked up with brandy
sneaky one won't go amiss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:36, archived)
That Brandy.
She's a fine girl.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
what a good wife she would be

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:59, archived)
There's a whole tranche
of beers that come in a tiny can with well designed graphics on the outside and they're always disgusting. I was given a cider in the same series called 'Red Elk' or something. Tasted like calpol.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 17:39, archived)
Calpol is lovely.
Banana flavoured amoxycillin is the best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 17:52, archived)
Anybody fancy a look round my bellend?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:36, archived)
It's got more cheese on it than a wotsit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:37, archived)
I never said that it didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:39, archived)
more of a twiglet man truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:40, archived)
Oh me too
Have you ever thought about how twiglets are made?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 16:46, archived)
As alreet as a Friday neet, or something.
Had my "you've been here for two months now" meeting with my boss today. They are renewing my trial period, but this is apparently what they do with everybody.

I am also gladdened by the good news of R. McBeef, Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 17:17, archived)
5/7 "cocktail"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-43911246

Don't fancy a quiz?
Let me know of some ideas for vegetarian meals. I need some inspiration for tonight.

No?
Ok, what's on your mind, hun?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:11, archived)
Indian food is always good for veggie.
A search on the BBC will give a whole host of stuff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:12, archived)
yeah, I normally do quorn curries when the husband is having a vegetarian month
Might have an experiment with lentils and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:19, archived)
Really basic
A burger (whatever toppings you like, etc) but instead of a regular beef patty, have a thick slice of aubergine. Oil and season the slice, then fry in a hot pan, about 3 or 4 minutes per side, or until it starts to brown. Fucken lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:16, archived)
#fooOood

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:18, archived)
Might have to substitute the aubergine cos I find them rank.
Maybe a stuffed mushroom centre.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:20, archived)
Ah, yeah it helps if you like aubergine
a nice wide mushroom would be good though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:24, archived)
^poss. gay interest

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:42, archived)
oh COME ON

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
Take a large, flat mushroom,
remove the stalk, drizzle with oil, top with a basil leaf (more than one if you're feeling adventurous), a slice of tomato (more than one, if it's not an especially large tomato) and mozzarella. More oil, then barbecue (or cook on a griddle pan). Make sure you've oiled the cap of the mushroom, so it doesn't stick. Once it's done, eat as is, or whack it in a bun, if you're so inclined.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 15:25, archived)

aubergine poo
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:34, archived)
also good

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)

g p
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
print out loads of copies of the quiz, shred them and eat that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:45, archived)
what sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
magenta ink

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:57, archived)
mushroom risotto
or aloo gobi, maybe a few onion bhajis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:52, archived)
TDFU
Haha!
have fun with veggie chat!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
morning gu'ys! that was quite some border crossing! looks a lot easier than what the Europeans are doing, amirite?

sorry for having pushed that prick down the board, but world peace is in the hands of some silly smiling cunt

iniously annoying people.

that had to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:29, archived)
Dunno where you've crossed from or to,
but I've a feeling you should be sent back.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:32, archived)
Eh I don't get this . Can someone explain is she making a statement or what ?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:32, archived)
are you telling me you are not following the fake news propaganda?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:35, archived)
My youngest is ticked of because the Leader Of The Free World is coming to visit on his birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:39, archived)
That's my brother's birthday too
Although something tells me that he's a fan of Trump. I'm afraid to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
is mm's youngest your brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:43, archived)
Must be.
Two babies couldn't be born at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:44, archived)
Well presumably they weren't born in the same year, Ems
come on, use your loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:45, archived)
Too late now, I've already booked us all onto The Jeremy Kyle Show.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:46, archived)
Well at least we all get to stay in a travelodge in salford
like a really short, depressing holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
I don't think it's world peace

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:33, archived)
They'll team up and take out Japan.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:37, archived)
Rodan and Mothra?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:40, archived)

an , Jane &
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:47, archived)
Zippy and Ghidorah

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
I have literally no idea what any of this shit is about
but I'm fairly certain you should delete it. Your account I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:35, archived)
have a nice weekend, Two (Mad) Hat(ter)s

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
thanks, you too

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:42, archived)
Oh right, an all TH pop page again then

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:39, archived)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
^ Kim Jong Mong

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:36, archived)
i have trouble deciding whether you have learning difficulties, some sort of debilitating drug problem or are just a really thick wanker

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:45, archived)
only learning difficulty would be maths, no drug problem and not sure about the 3rd

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
Don't we have to declare that when signing up for an account?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
it's the 'i'm not a robot' test

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:55, archived)
Alright, Deckard

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:59, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
sometimes it takes my word for it and lets me straight in without having to click any pictures
that's how real I am
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:00, archived)
2real4me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
On a Computer it can tell from the way you click it that you're not a robot.
Doesn't work on phones sadly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:38, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)
U fuckin what pal, yous better than me eh? Eh? I'll fuckin deck ya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:19, archived)
get a pint in this man stat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:29, archived)
It's ok I've just come , look at them, hundreds of wank inducing beauties
rolexpassionreport.com/26034/rolex-collectors-meeting-liverpool-issued-3/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:32, archived)
do you wear your watch on your wanking arm?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:38, archived)
quite posh

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 11:01, archived)
I jumped across the border to Russia once
twice actually, and they never caught me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:27, archived)
Morning. I'm livening up work by doing a different alcohol free beer review every day.
Yesterdays beer was Bavaria 0%
Review: Watery and disgusting

Todays beer is Brewdog: Nanny State 0.5%
Review: Nasty overly bitter taste, massively overpriced.

May try a can of Pistonhead: Flat Tyre later
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:31, archived)
Kaliber tastes exactly like Stella, if that's any help?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)
I really wish you wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 7:34, archived)
Morning
Our back fence is done. Looks well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:01, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:02, archived)
Sure is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:08, archived)
RIP the Dovestone and his fencechat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:06, archived)
Problem is, it's highlighted how shit the other fences are
Only one week until shed day!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:08, archived)
we used to rub horse shit and yoghurt onto fresh masonry to help it age into the surrounding stonework
Maybe the same trick will work with fence panels?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:13, archived)
Mrs Hats has been talking about painting them
I don't see the point, myself. They're already treated, anything else is purely cosmetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:27, archived)
cover her in horse shit and yoghurt m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:40, archived)
consider it done

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:41, archived)
they're your neighbours problem not yours
don't start replacing fencing like some kind of hero
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:21, archived)
Oh no, I'm not going down that road
Also, the external one is the councils responsibility. Not getting into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:23, archived)
why do you have to go down a road to get to your fence? just how big is your new property?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:56, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:02, archived)
alright dollars

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:06, archived)
6. It's cheaper than toilet paper
www.portsmouth.co.uk/our-region/portsmouth/five-reasons-to-buy-the-news-on-friday-including-the-guide-and-cars-1-8477668
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:40, archived)
I'm buying two copies then
Got a big one coming
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:44, archived)
might be worth putting some down on the floor
you know, just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:48, archived)
might keep the property section to soak up some of the blood

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:59, archived)
that's actually a very clever, satirical comment on the current state of the housing market
You should send that in to Private Eye or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:02, archived)
I've submitted it to Radio 4
they love that shit
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:04, archived)
you bet they do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)
wow, a baby that was born at the same time as another baby?!?!1/1/??1???!??1???11/?!1/

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:47, archived)
better chances on winning the lottery

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:48, archived)
Fake news
It's not possible for two babies to be born at once
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:49, archived)
yeah hi

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:47, archived)
good to have you on board

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:04, archived)
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)
not true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)

imgur.com/a/ISR3OKE
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)
"The Counter-Reformation suppresses this idea, but it resurfaces in the work of Belinda Carlisle"
is just about the best sentence I've read all week
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:13, archived)
cor I'd have 'resurfaced in her work' if you know what I mean eh!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:19, archived)
from context, it's clear what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:21, archived)
false

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)
^Bellenda Carlisle

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:05, archived)
morninG

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:18, archived)
Grey and wet.
Like John Major's willy after giving Edwina Currie a good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:23, archived)
What has this place become?
No thread posted since teatime? Apart from by those who have clearly got me on block. Meh. Fuck 'em.
So, alright everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:20, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:58, archived)
alright mns

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 1:05, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 3:19, archived)
RIP Spectrum Design Man
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43907248
(sleep lack, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:35, archived)
lol dick

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:52, archived)
dick in son

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:58, archived)
Today's google doodle is in recognition of Fanny Blanker

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:09, archived)
i bet it fucking is

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:19, archived)
Personally I couldn't give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:55, archived)
and yet Bill Cosby lives
really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:59, archived)
Mother jugs and speed was alright , I've not seen it for 20 years tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:00, archived)
sure
if you can call that living
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:20, archived)
He's just been convicted, though, so he'll probably die in the nick.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:46, archived)
He's looking at 30 years, but he's going to appeal and see if he can get it lowered to a life sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:07, archived)
He'
*wiggles sausage"
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:31, archived)
he might have been behind the spectrum, but you're definitely on it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:24, archived)
I naturally assume everyone who posts here is , why else do we bother

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:26, archived)
i find the repetitiveness soothing

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:35, archived)
my dog has autisms

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:36, archived)
what a curious incident

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:37, archived)
DONT VAXX UR DOG

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 3:50, archived)
jesus you lurk for eleven years just to post that?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:36, archived)
What a waste, should've posted this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd28AILNe_s
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:37, archived)
he was already dead when he was born
#deep
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:45, archived)
I think that's a Jesus thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:00, archived)
I wonder whether you can find out who(m) the most epic lurker on this site is
asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:26, archived)
There were also 70,000 spambot spares that didn't post anything

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:51, archived)
bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:06, archived)
I don't understand it.
I mean, what are these accounts actually for???
www.b3ta.com/talk/8153386
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:32, archived)
Is there going to come a day when the whole lot of them start posting at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:33, archived)
Someone's holding the door open for Shambles to return.
A wasted effort, what with him having killed himself, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:35, archived)
"Player" was smashed by a Shambles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
You never know, Wildheart Might look at his member number tattoo and return.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:06, archived)
Oh he's still alive, he just spends about 23.5 hours a day bullying strangers on George Takei's Facebook page
by saying "aww petal" a lot and posting their own selfies back at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:04, archived)
In the interim between signing up and waiting until the Tuesday where they were allowed to post they probably realised it was a waste of time.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:06, archived)
Hur hur, 'interim'!
You said 'in', lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:02, archived)
What a useless fucking cunt
You, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:02, archived)
looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the double divan this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:20, archived)
that's exactly what Jesus said

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:34, archived)
He also said don't quote me , you're in the shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:41, archived)
Quiche
Hot or cold?
Edit: How you serve it, not its current standing in polite society
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:50, archived)
hot if with chips, cold if with salad

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)
This is the correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:28, archived)
I don't think I've ever had quiche with chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:56, archived)
I squart on it until it gets to room temperature

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
is that more of a balsamic glaze
or a simple jus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:01, archived)
defo balsamic

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:02, archived)
you'll want some toasted sesame seeds with that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)
Jus did 9/11

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
RED WINE AND BEEF STOCK REDUCTION CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:17, archived)
I'm so buying some Snapchat specs
I'm all about snapchat and other various snapchat related activities
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:07, archived)
Don't have a quiche, take your time and really enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:22, archived)
eaten out of the packet
standing in the kitchen in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:53, archived)
you have a kitchen in your pants?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:07, archived)
Is that a Liebherr SIGN 3556 Integrated Tall Freezer in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:13, archived)
where did it all go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:07, archived)
I'm starting a thread,
What you gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:04, archived)
gay it up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:07, archived)
Taste the rainbow

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:28, archived)
Might masturbate openly at my desk
at least that way I'd achieve something today
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:07, archived)
foot wank yourself

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:14, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2589984
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:14, archived)
Bad thread, bad thread, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do? He's gonna come for you!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:24, archived)
Spray it on your keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:28, archived)
turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:47, archived)
call you a shit-stinking pillock and make wanker signs at you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:13, archived)
Bit harsh
Can you check any mad polish eBay style things for a barrel and piston for a laura m48 engine? K thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:29, archived)
I'll have a ganders, but don't hold your breath

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:42, archived)
I'm going to push my tongue in front of my lower row of teeth, and push it against the inside of my lower lip
then smack the lump that it creates from the outside, while making a groaning sound. The intention of this is to imply that you are in some way mentally and/or physically defective.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:21, archived)
that'll turn him on

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:25, archived)
That'll turn me on

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:29, archived)

in front of my lower row of teeth, and push it against the inside of my lower lip
then smack the lump that it creates from the outside, while making a groaning sound. The intention of this is to imply that you are in some way mentally and/or physically defective. up a big smelly bum!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:03, archived)
Look, I avoided putting "bottom row of teeth" for this exact reason!
This site, HONESTLY
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:14, archived)
there's no escaping strikey-g!
ha ha ha! *whoooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:35, archived)
shoe update: my replacement new shoes arrived
they're still a bit tight, but I'm going to persevere and see if I can break them in
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:27, archived)
Cut off a part of your foot

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:30, archived)
which part?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:40, archived)
the outside

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:15, archived)
I bet they are those pointy brogues estate agents wear

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:41, archived)
they are kind of pointy but there is no broguing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:50, archived)
yeah chinny reck
"This is your ensuite. You can shit where you sleep."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:09, archived)
Get on the spomb

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:30, archived)
what bait?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:53, archived)
pigeon conditioner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:56, archived)
so THAT'S how they get their feathers all silky and glossy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:05, archived)
Good shout

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:10, archived)
I dunno, eat some rice?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:49, archived)
thread 1/10
thread with rice 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:53, archived)
Post a reply in your thread.
There.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:54, archived)
I'll post in here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:09, archived)
^prefers to be the postbox than the letter

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:41, archived)
Another micro brewery has opened round here, 4 doors down from a pub, first review ...
I got discharged from hospital on Sunday after Heart Surgery so I missed the opening on Friday. My brother made a special effort to take me here on weds 18/04/2018. We sat outside from 4pm until 4.35pm but there was no sign of it opening. We left very disappointed.Only to find later that the fault was on this site!! If you check out Facebook you will find that the opening times have changed to 5.30pm!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:40, archived)
whatever i chuffing well want, mush

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:26, archived)
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs,
Whatever keeps me in your arms.
And I'm thanking you for being there for me.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:27, archived)
*wipes away a tear*
beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:36, archived)

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