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# Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A. Because he's blind?

No, because he's black.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bwahahaha!*
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours his beer, and to make conversation says "Funny you should ask for a beer and not the whiskey named after you!"

And the horse replies "Really, I've never heard of a whiskey called Harold..."


*I feel very bad for laughing so much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Harold Single Malt.
The smooth equine Scotch, mashed through a horse's mane at our distillery under Becher's Brook since 1877.
Despite the fact that Becher's Brook is in Liverpool, not Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# From the Wikipedia entry, eh?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Drumkit falls down a man hole.
buh-dum-dum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# nice one, Tom.
Oddly /ac!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# for shame...ps
What do you get if you cross a blackman and an octopus?
Nout much, but by fuck he can't arf pick cotton....

*slightly racist 'nings to you all....*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Shaftopus.
Damn straight x 8.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)