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Sometimes at night I hear them in the walls

and they don't stop they don't stop they chitter they speak to one another in tongues men were not meant to hear in the spitting speech of demonspawn they speak of my fate the phlegm catches in their throats they giggle they vomit and their barbs their barbs they i feel their hands i feel their fingers in my mouth i cry out and they're on my tongue and i taste the poisoned issue from their barbs and gag and they giggle and i feel something pushing my buttocks apart and it's one of them and i feel him go in and oh god oh god please let this end and my vision is fading and i see the leers and hear the lies as i lapse to blessed unconsciousness

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)

o_0

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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)

Shamelessly copied from my profile, more Peanuts Apocalypse:

01: The Lies, Charlie Brown, The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies ("Derivative Tosh")
www.b3ta.com/board/9798257

02: The Devil's Ejaculate, the Demon Afterbirth ("The Flames They Gather")
www.b3ta.com/board/9799929

03: The Music of the Night, What Children They Make ("Beware the Lonely Night. Beware the Scratchings of the Cockroaches"
BEWARE THE SCRATCHINGS OF THE COCKROACHES")
www.b3ta.com/board/9803889

04: The Hairy Barbs of the Phallus ("The Lies, the Lies, the Barbed Phallus, the Haunting Sound of the Pipes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9816354

05: Sick and Tired ("A Break from the Challenge for a Few Short Minutes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9819430

06: The Flames, the Lies, the Red Roses of Bloodied Semen ("The Crimson Ejaculate, the Croaking Death of the Bludgeoned Songbird")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9831964

07: Beware the Motherfucking Pipes, you fucking Moron ("Beware the lure of the pipes, beware the pine-scented charm, beware the semen-crusted barbs")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9839946

08: Fuck that Savaged Cunt ("New for Valentine's Day!")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9917511

09: Fucking and Eating Virgins ("?")

Can't find the original thread for this.

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)

Aha

Found the thread for number 9

09: Fucking and Eating Virgins ("THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THEIR MASTER. LET THE WISE BEWARE AND THE UNWARY SUFFER")
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9960105

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

Sorry,

but I don't want to see any more so close to bedtime.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

If I could give just one person a nightmare

I'd be extremely proud of myself.

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

Would that include yourself?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

Absolutely

I've had nightmares but I don't think I've ever *given* myself nightmares.

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

Genius

as ever.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)

Thank you :)

Anything that keeps making me laugh when I get to the third pane can't be all bad.

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

I absolutely LOVE these boris

but I'd hate to live in your twisted mind. scary!

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spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

I'm lovely really

Kind, gentle, honest, nice to my pets, erudite, talented, and prone to chaining attractive ladies up in my basement and keeping them sedated with rohypnol.

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

well, we all do that tbh.

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spesh., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

Glad to hear that

I thought it was just me and Fritzl.

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPKO3cQl-o0

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

haha

too brief, though

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4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)

hahahaha

fantastic

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)