BAA should install a massive industrial meat-grinder, hidden behind a door,and then when anyone whines and complains too much, they are fed into it, fooled by being told there are free doughnuts inside.
/given this way too much thought blog
(/given this way too much thought blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:17,
archived)
When I become Democratic Leader For Life I want you to be my home secretary
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19,
archived)
I humbly accept.Right, where's my to-do list?
1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
(1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23,
archived)
I propose a 100% Simon Cowell tax on all instances of Simon Cowelland an orbital death ray
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24,
archived)
How could I have forgotten the Ion Cannon???
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:29,
archived)