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# haha
would that be an ancient persian flathead screwdriver?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# No that would be a modern one,
they're the ideal tool and everybody's got one somewhere.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Except ancient Persians
Unless they were *really* ahead of their time, although that would explain a lot.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# There aren't many Ancient Persians around these days,
but if there were, I like to think they'd speak Modern Sumerian.

Although they'd more likely be speaking Farsi.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I like to think there's still some
in a deep, remote valley somewhere in the mountains on the border between Iran and Afghanistan. Though that seems a bit far East so perhaps some mountains a bit nearer here.

I once saw a program that decided that Eden was in one of those mountains and that the story in the Bible was a garbled version of a folk myth dimly remembering a patriarch who was expelled from the valley. They didn't say what he was expelled for so, inspired by the Holy Bibble, I'm going to go for shagging goats. www.holybibble.net/latest.php?id=11

Yeah.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)