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# Hahahaha eeewww.
NEWSFLASH: I've been invited on Genius! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Genius?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Programme featuring people with genius ideas
My fave so far has been to make the Isle Of White symmetrical by cutting off the BRHC and adding it to the TLHC (that one wasn't mine, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Really?
I have an invention for that. 2 in 1 shampoo. It would really save a lot of time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# 3-in-1 would save more time, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# The 3rd being hair pomade?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Precisely.
This is why I've been invited on the programme, and Red Sushi given a restiction order limiting his travel to not go within 300 yards of the studio.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I met Dave Gorman once at a book reading of
Are you Dave Gorman.

He had a nice bag with him, which was, apparently, bought in H & M. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# There's a line he's not allowed to cross....
stu stu stu stu studio line
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# That's silly - it's been invented already to put on your Johnson, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)