
I might stay around for a while and have a go at an assassination job. And while I'm at it, I'll put photographs of Jeremy Kyle all over my bedroom wall and download every single episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show. That way, when I get caught, they'll think that that god-awful show drove me to the killing and cancel it, thus killing two birds with one stone.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:57,
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edit: just remembered this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:01,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA