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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty...
You just know he'd do this if he got the chance as well...



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(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Griffin for PM
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# If Nick Griffin gets elected PM, I'm leaving the country!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Are you an illegal immigrant?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# ^This
I might stay around for a while and have a go at an assassination job. And while I'm at it, I'll put photographs of Jeremy Kyle all over my bedroom wall and download every single episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show. That way, when I get caught, they'll think that that god-awful show drove me to the killing and cancel it, thus killing two birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Would-be griffin assassins? Form an orderly queue, please - I'm first.
edit: just remembered this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Hang on....I haven't decided what I mean by PM yet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Post-Menopausal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Permanent Maiming
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Pistachio Masher?
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# just looking at him makes me feel ill
fuck it, i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Why are they yellow?
Nick Griffin loves the simpsons
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# omg griffin is a chinese shill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# i would NEVER have sex with him
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Never ever?
Never ever ever?

What if it magically ended poverty, or war? It's a long shot, but you don't want to rule it out.

Also, he may be an awesome lover.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# He's got an eye for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# nah, for like, EVER
and shit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)