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# Fucking black metal.....I met a dutch guy online, taken a bit of a shine to me and all that and even said he'd sell his black metal collection for me..
which would be ashame as i'd fucking love to introduce it to my friend Mr Hammer and his wife Mrs Smashy Smashy, lovely couple.

And yay come to Brighton, it's full of twats and winos!!!!!

(I'm sure I have asked this before, but where you originally from? In fact I KNOW I've asked before..and now forgotten..ha.)

(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ahahaha
Did you ask him if he'd give you his black metal collection to be smashed for you? As a sign of his affection he should do something that *doesn't* involve actually getting money.

I love Brighton! Highest density of wankers in a town full of posh people that I've ever seen. I like the Great Escape though.

(I'm from a town called Kettering north of London. It's main claim to fame is being in an episode of Peep Show where they featured a lap dancing club that certainly didn't exist last time I was out in Ketteirng.)




edit: hahaha. "she's so hyper she's probably really good at sex. but then i might have a toilet sleep slammed on my cock for no reason."
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)