Not unless you're the Queen.
That's just how it goes: every year you get one Christmas, one birthday, one TalkLikeAPirateDay, unless you're the Queen.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:33,
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the queen
doesn't shit. i read it in a magazine.
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mikeisbrill,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36,
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sssshhhhhhhh!!
Christ, you'll get us all put in the Tower, you fool!
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:40,
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