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[challenge entry] compulsory basic training needed.

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hello new person, welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and shop a chinese arse
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# chinese legs are also acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I could eat a Chinese right now
by which I mean I would like to perform cunnilingus on that girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I fully concur
She is lovely, and her legs would make wonderful earrings for me.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ta muchly
been looking at all this stuff for ages never sent anything up before, sooo I thought it was about time
(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Yays in the last tow posts we've had big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
ALso TJ. this made my day. It's almost too poetic. It's Mark Thomas FFS! ALarm bells should ahve been ringing. Alarm bells I tell ye!


'One officer recorded in writing that he was suspicious of Mr Thomas because of his "over-confident attitude". '
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Silly ghost, a whales is not a fish, it is an amphibians, they come on land (especially the spermy ones)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# The spermy, or bukkake, whale amphibian
U yam thinking of the parrot. Where the spermy whale yam a carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Has anybody noticed.
How David Cameron.
Seems completely unable.
To say more.
Than three words.
At a time?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Not true...
he said "I met a black man" the other day

That's four words
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)