The government want us to bread them so there's enough of them in time for the inevitable owl plague brought about by them breading thousands of owls to rid society of rats
They're thinking 2 steps ahead.
Next on the agenda is the plague of hammers.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:36,
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mmm cat and owl sandwich
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:39,
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Deep fried owls.
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4Q just lurking,
Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:41,
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Owl twizzlers
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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