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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahaha eeeeurgh.
Quick! Mindbleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Oh man.
Well that's my fluff quota filled for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Eurgh. Cats.
My gf's cat just puked on the carpet. Again.
What the fuck is the point of cats? Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# The government want us to bread them so there's enough of them in time for the inevitable owl plague brought about by them breading thousands of owls to rid society of rats
They're thinking 2 steps ahead.

Next on the agenda is the plague of hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# mmm cat and owl sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Deep fried owls.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Owl twizzlers
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Oo don't wuv the wuvwee fwuffee kitties?
You scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# look at one of my cats
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Yes, squeeze, squeeze it hard.
If you let it live now, you'll regret it later.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# im going to give them away once theyre not small and cute anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Cats are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# No, they just want you to stop playing backgammon because you suck at it*

*possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Rubbish at backgammon?
They hardly ever beat me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Do they play as a team or 1 on 1?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# So it DOES shine out of his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I felt a bit sick....
and that wink at the end was the last straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# AAAHHHAAHHAHGGAHHAAA! *chokes on vomit*
guugughhhhgugghuuaaaughh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)