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# Cheesy Ritz or original Ritz?
both rate highly on the OmNomNom scale
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Carr's Cheese Melts ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# here's a question
why do they always put Digestive biscuits in a cheese cracker selection?

I mean what's that all about?* to be said in a shit observational comedy stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# If i was American I'd be laughing like fuck now.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# it's OK
there's a laughter track
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# It's just wrong.
They are designed solely for dunking in tea, and are not multi-function biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Ooooh no
the sweet digestiveness can complement the savory cheeseeness
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# actually I have tried it with stilton
but am not 100% convinced

I do like dunking digestives in whisky though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I think we can all agree the Hovis biscuit although an anomaly
is fucking mega
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ^ this is true.
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# oh yes
with a lovely mature cheeddar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# they generally get transferred from the cheese cracker box to the biscuit barrel in this house
we are not weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I highly approve of this methodology.
Also, for the fact you have a biscuit barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# it rarely has anything more than crumbs in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Original I'm afraid
The way the moon was born out of the collision of the Earth and another heavenly body meant the cheese and cracker were separated in the resulting fireball never to reform until Buzz Aldrin mushed the two together on his first moon walk to create the Cheesy Ritz.

And that's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah well....you can prove anything with facts.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# so is Venus made out of TUC biscuits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Yes and the ring around Saturn are actually crumbs from a cheese and cocktail party held on Jupiter
This is why Saturn and Jupiter no longer speak to one another
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# it all starts making sense now
Mercury is made of twiglets
and Uranus is a big cheese football*

*badum-and-may-I-even-suggest-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)