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# Ooh those pesky kids
they've been stealing the tulips out of my front yard

If I catch them at it they'll get a clip round the ear and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Front GARDEN, Sir, front GARDEN.
Yards is for Shermans.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# The missus is Canadian
I've picked up some of her mannerisms
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# You fucking bastard.
I don't think I'll be able to forgive you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Is there a humourous rhyming slang term for Canucks?
I've been racking my brains to come up with one but I don't think I've ever heard anyone use one...I'll throw this question open to the floor - what jokey names are there for Canadians?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Brian
Bruce
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(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I saw a Canadian stand-up once who asked for terms from the audience
someone shouted "moose-fucker!"

he was all like, woah, you know how big a fucking moose is? that's er, quite a compliment, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)