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# I only just took the most epic dump ever
I had to flush three times and it still tried to crawl over the ledge.

I feel three years younger and two kilos lighter now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I'm still hanging on and having another strong coffee
I'm looking forward to a last minute panic and a sense of relief like I've just come up on ecstasy

also - do you have a Dutch 'inspection toilet' or a proper normal British one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# A Dutch one.
What do you think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Fun fact of the day
The inspection bit is called a spiegel (or mirror) here. I believe psychologists can have a field day with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# WHY FOR GODS SAKE!
www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/564.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I think the main reason is to prevent splashing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I didn't realise the Dutch were that fond of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)