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# newsletter subject line compo
I'm not looking for wholesome
just looking for lolsome
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Schmewsletter

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Bigot special edition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hacked by muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Griffy gets 3 in a row
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# in your face like a sex explosion
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# make that 4
edit: meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Gordon's last edition as PM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# readership now in double figures
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Read this you bigot
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# don't know why I enter this thing
I never read it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I think I might be bored
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I've plenty of better things to be getting on with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Stop!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# you know exactly what appeared in my head don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I'm going for a dump
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I only just took the most epic dump ever
I had to flush three times and it still tried to crawl over the ledge.

I feel three years younger and two kilos lighter now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I'm still hanging on and having another strong coffee
I'm looking forward to a last minute panic and a sense of relief like I've just come up on ecstasy

also - do you have a Dutch 'inspection toilet' or a proper normal British one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# A Dutch one.
What do you think I am?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Fun fact of the day
The inspection bit is called a spiegel (or mirror) here. I believe psychologists can have a field day with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# WHY FOR GODS SAKE!
www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/564.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I think the main reason is to prevent splashing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I didn't realise the Dutch were that fond of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# TRANSCRIBED FROM POLISH FOR OLDHAM RESIDENTS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# LOL ROCHDALE, YOU PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# SAME THING.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Fold in four places, bringing points A & B together for the secret message
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# GET BROWN THIS MONDAY
WITH A BIG 'OT BANK HOLIDAY
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Life goes on
long after the thrill of living has gone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# stop smiling Gordon or you WILL lose
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# dont be silly
dont vote for davey!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# IT'S GONNA BE BANG TIDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# 80% of content here legally from the EU
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Guaranteed to exclude the SNP
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Like a tampon
it always ends up read

yes i know its spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# You're all fucking bigots. No apologies here.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Where's Kilroy when you need him?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Whats the difference between this newsletter and maddie?
this newsletter isn't missing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Free to the world! (£20 in Greece)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# You have won the nigerian lottery
100% official
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# There's an election on?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Haha, this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Tiny horse vying for record books
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Old Chinese man gives up on erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# available on red, blue, or yellow paper
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Try Jelly In Your Pants For A New Sensation
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Cos the old sletter was getting worn out.
Prolly bindun
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Last ever newsletter under prime minister Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# May 6th Erection
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# One eyed Scottish idiot seeks employment opportunities
Has experience of bankrupting global economies, so ideally suited for something with Goldman Sachs.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Brown Is Gone On Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Sorry it's late, it was Sue's fault
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Another b3ta newsletter, like a replay all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Sorry it's late today - I blame Sue
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)