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[challenge entry] EasyJet...where Moore is less

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Incidentally, where can I get a jacket like that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Go to the end of your road, turn left, head back three decades and there'll be a selection of shops available.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Grandpa's closet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He's dead, you insensitive swine!

*steals all his jackets*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# The only good experience I have ever had that was remotely associated with Easyjet...
Was on a short hop back from Dublin where, on approach to landing, the pilot said over the tannoy "we recognise that you have a choice of airlines, so next time you feel the urge to be shot through the air at 200 miles an hour in a pressurised metal tube, we hope you'll choose Easyjet."

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He omitted the "full of other people's farts" part of Frankie Boyle's routine
then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Did he borrow from Boyle then?
Curses. I thought that I'd actually found an airline pilot with a sense of humour.

Still, if he's watching Frankie Boyle then he probably does have one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Just started reading his book.
Boyle's that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Gah
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I had a similar experience
After the plane was fully boarded, the steward opened his safety announcement with "Before we set off on our journey to the tropical island of Luton..."
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# If memory serves
this was sometime around October, and it was pissing down outside
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I'd rather that than another Richard Branson cameo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)