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[challenge entry] dah dah daaah.

From the James Bond On A Shoestring challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I think £95 is a still a bit steep for the bristish government.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I once complimented a 'colleague' on his nice suit at his leaving do.
It was quite a nice suit.

He was a public school type (literally, a type. Pretty much a stereotype) and took his turn to sneer at mine.

So I flashed him the Gieves & Hawkes label inside my jacket, and he stopped sneering and retreated, defeated.

Didn't have the heart to tell him I'd bought it from a charity shop for £25 the previous week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# The above story made me feel all warm and cosy....
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# These days my beard is so long,
it's impossible to tell whether I'm wearing a bow tie or not.

(Clue: ffs, I'm not. But you can't tell !)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)