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# but it does give you an excuse to scratch your nads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Who needs an excuse to do that?
*scratch scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# it seems to be more acceptable for men to scratch their nethers in public
i get some very funny looks if i try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# The trick is not to be naked from the waist down and jiggling yourself at passersby as you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# i knew i was going wrong somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# THAT REALLY FUCKING ANNOYS ME,
CHAVVY YOUNG GUYS WITH THEIR HANDS DOWN THEIR TRACKIES LIKE THEY'VE
RECENTLY DISCOVERED THEIR OWN GENITALIA IN THE LAST COUPLE OF HOURS.
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC SPACE. CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# the worst part is when they sniff their hands
as if they're trying to capture the lingering odour of their girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Eau de STD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Like I need an excuse? (what he said)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# no
but you could at least try to be a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Oh...do laugh do I....Har Har Harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# harlot? i'm practically a nun!
well, it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:01, archived)