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[challenge entry] Half the budget, twice the bond girl.

From the James Bond On A Shoestring challenge. See all 357 entries (closed)

(Sieb, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# OH YEEEAHH!
Look at those calfs!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# she's like a jewish princess
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# nothing wrong with curves
sizeist!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I feel a tingle in my crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# that'll be the fibreglass jockstrap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# You're right... it's much better without it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# but it does give you an excuse to scratch your nads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Who needs an excuse to do that?
*scratch scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# it seems to be more acceptable for men to scratch their nethers in public
i get some very funny looks if i try it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# The trick is not to be naked from the waist down and jiggling yourself at passersby as you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# i knew i was going wrong somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# THAT REALLY FUCKING ANNOYS ME,
CHAVVY YOUNG GUYS WITH THEIR HANDS DOWN THEIR TRACKIES LIKE THEY'VE
RECENTLY DISCOVERED THEIR OWN GENITALIA IN THE LAST COUPLE OF HOURS.
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PUBLIC SPACE. CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# the worst part is when they sniff their hands
as if they're trying to capture the lingering odour of their girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Eau de STD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Like I need an excuse? (what he said)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# no
but you could at least try to be a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Oh...do laugh do I....Har Har Harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# harlot? i'm practically a nun!
well, it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# *wince*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# oooo, look at mister sensitive skin!
i'll get you a nice silk one, sally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# 008, more like.
Am I right? Awwww yeah! (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ooooohhh hellooo!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha
welcome, pull up a kitten and shop a chair
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 4 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I like my ladies curvy anyhow
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 5 May 2010, 1:14, archived)