He's very much been keeping his head down during this campaign
Why, anyone might think Dave believes his best mate as a bit of a liability...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
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Dave's confined him in a basement flat with George Osborne
They idle away their days giving each other wedgies and playing soggy biscuit...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 5 May 2010, 15:12,
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