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# Kemp
The facts...
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i think you mean chuck norris
who could eat ross kemp, shit out his bones and make a crossbow wth them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You diss
the Kemp at you're own peril
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i diss the kemp
because he's a potato-headed anal polyp of a man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# But would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# "because he's a potato-headed anal polyp of a man"
I shall endeavour to use this phrase at the earliest opportunity

may depend on me meeting a potato-headed anal polyp of a man
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I liked Battlefield Earth (the book)
fuck the movie..

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# movies seldom live up to the books
oh well, time for bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# 'night!
:D

EDIT: Not worth it's own thread, but I made an avatar.. do with what you will.

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAH THATS FUNNY
BECAUSE YOU COPIED IT OFF ANOTHER ROSS KEMP PARODY WEBSITE, HAHA CHRIST YOUR INTELLIGENT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Are you implying this is stolen Mr Fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# no
the quotes are off rosskemp.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Thats lazy...
...Not as bad as thieving stuff tho...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:17, archived)