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# Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that torpedo run
Seven. Lieutenant Darklighter died this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the Death Star at Yavin IV at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar, and following a complex run of heavily defended trenches to reach a 2.0m wide exhaust port
When will you be back?
I can't tell you that. It's classified.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Now I know I've seen this combination before


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Well, let's see. The Republic formed, and then the Jedi came, but they got too weak and outnumbered, so they all died and they turned into ghosts
And then the Empire came and they bought AT-ATs and Star Destroyers. And Princess Leia started wearing all of Jabba's slave girl clothes. I couldn't believe it.

edit: haha, nice one to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:33, archived)