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# .
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)
# He's having a good old rummage.
"It's a cat, Mrs Lopez!"
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I'm not sure that he is removing it!
Owwwwwww
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)
# OK.
"Open wide, Mrs Lopez! This hurts you more than it hurts me."
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:36, archived)
# arsekittens
a painful affliction
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)
# SPONG!
hehehe, that's cheered me up lots, thanks... :-)

/relurk
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:24, archived)
# speaking of spong...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that's just
wrong
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:25, archived)
# well, it would be
if the doc wasn't using lubrication.

Kids - never insert Kittens in Granny's arse without a vat of KY Jelly.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Cough, splutter
I've literally just choiked on a mouthful of sandwich!

Hoorah! Hoorah!
(Banging of fish on tables)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)