you could always fart on your hand first - then it's evens
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:05,
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Bah! I do that anyway,
just for funsies!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:13,
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