I have mastered the ancient art of Yellow Pages Throwing
to deal with spiders.
It means I don't have to get any closer than 2m to the evil works of the devil, to ensure their swift departure back to the hell dimension they crawled from.
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Pootle,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:23,
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I once called in my neighbour
to get rid of a spider for me, massive is was (spider not neighbour). I have no problem with frogs though and have huge ones in my garden.
oh no wait, that's toads - have teeny frogs in my garden
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Penile,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43,
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