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# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# on my one and only ever visit to Prague
the taxi driver showed us a map of the city with all the sex clubs highlighted. The key showed all the different activities that each one catered for. There was about 12 different things altogether, from lap dancing right through to S&M and weewee

edit: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I was OK up to the 'weewee' :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I didn't like that one so much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I really can't be doing with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# the stains are awfully hard to shift
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# And the odour is most unpleasent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# tastes good though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# fair point
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# candlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# And my sweary one..

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        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |CUNT |
       | CUNT|
       |CUNT |
       | CUNT|
       '.___.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# the wee wee is better than the poo poo.
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# keep it a secret, but...
I take some plastic bags with me and collect up all the unused stuff, then take it home and put it on my tomato plants. It does them a treat - and they tastes better too IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I prefer mine with a little salt and a drizzle of olive oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I post mine to celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# True story
Excuse the qotwery but... My Mum was doing some research on sex clubs in Prague shortly after the Velvet Revolution and one of them was explaining that they'd replaced tissues with small plastic bags which they sold to a local cosmetics company.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hah!
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11, archived)