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# the anti-wrinkle creams 'full of collagen' piss me off the most
rubbing collagen on your face to get rid of wrinkles is about as effective as rubbing an old mattress with springs to make it firmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What really gets me is
they always rub those creams onto faces caked with full industrial-strength makeup. I was always taught to clean and tone before moisturising, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# So that's where I went wrong.
What sould you rub them with then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# The wrinkles or the mattress?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# It rubs the springs on its skin.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# NANO-SPHERES
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38, archived)