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# 2:05 am, May 20th.*
*No
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# *Good. I've had a really busy week doing 10 til midnight shifts. When I do finally come up with something I want it to be absolutely magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Those two hour shifts are killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Hey, I didn't get a break today. I had to admit loads of patients and then I had to catheterise this guy and then I came home and made a pizza and OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS!
Thanks a lot Mu, you owe me a new pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Wait, how is that my fault?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:21, archived)
# If you hadn't made me realise this I could quite happily have eaten my pizza.
It is entirely your fault and I think you should apologise right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Nah, but I'll eat that pizza if you're not going to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Fine. Enjoy your penis flavoured sainsbury's basics pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Most of the penis flavour rubbed off from all the times you touched your face since you shoved the tube up his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Well, now I've just rubbed my penis all over it.
Should probably have done that before I put all that tabasco on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nothing like chili on your mucal surfaces
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# A week ago my flatmate told me
how much he enjoys rubbing deep heat on his balls. Now, either he's even more fucked up than I thought, or it's a cunning plan to get me to try it then laugh at me as I run to the shower bow-legged and whimpering.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# A little bit of warmth is quite nice down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# A little bit, sure. Ginger, maybe.
But Deep Heat? That's gotta hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I've never used Deep Heat, I don't know how warm it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Burny fucking burny.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:08, archived)