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# I wrote to the Pope recently
but he hasn't replied
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# he never calls either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# admittedly
the letter I wrote to him did have a rather leftfield suggestion

I want him to make the Queen Mother the patron saint of pot-holing. I've told him that the people of Britain have lost faith in the Catholic church because of the kid-bumming thing, and this is the only way to placate us. If he could announce it on his arrival to the UK this year, I thought, that would be the best approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# did you admit to being a paedophile?
he probably chewed up your letter and spat it in the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:44, archived)